Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 200 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 779 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 500 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 260 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,409
Huge updates from the Maximum Retard Discord: Anisa has made an official statement of Dad (Nathan Barnatt)'s video.

This is all started when someone in her sycophantic hive actually started to think for themselves, as shown here :View attachment 7615575

A person in the Discord actually thinking for themselves? That can't do. That has to be nipped in the bud.

So Anisa (because she can't help herself) promptly responded with her official response to the whole situation
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Oh, it's all ok, guys! You heard it yourself, she's not at fault at all. She doesn't have to take any semblance of accountability because of a myriad of different excuses. Pack it up, y'all. I mean, she didn't make the content cop right? And you heard it yourself - the described "master of communication" by her husband had just experienced some miscommunication. What really matters is that none of it was malicious, right?

I am left speechless by how retarded Anisa and Her Husband actually are.

These people shit all over their own event, which was already being run badly, then leave other people with the soiled sheets and then try to play ignorant.

I especially love the cope about how CC3 was doing bad before the content cop (which is true) but the complete upheaval of the event came as a direct consequence of Anisa's Husband wanting to shit fling with Ethan Klein over Hasan and his orbiters.

Anisa claims that she loved Creator Clash as an event, but that's only in same way that Ethan Ralph loves a his baby mamas.
 
Creator clash is like this.

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Imagine, Ian and Anus are children, siblings. They set up a lemonade stand. They buy 50 lemons and start making lemonade. They say they will give all the profit to the local dog shelter because they love dogs so much.

Ethan and Hila (their neighbours) walk past and see it. They think it's adorable. Ethan tells his friends and family to buy some. They sell out all of their lemonade and donate the money to the dog shelter. Ianisa are the talk of the town, the neighbourhood is so proud of these little kids.

Now Anisa wants to do it again, the rush of all those compliments was incredible. Lets do it again, but way bigger. And maybe try to get the cool kids from their school involved. They borrow money from their parents. They buy 5000 lemons, and give away free lemonade to the cool kids. They also give the cool kids money for the bus so they can visit their stand. At the end, they have one big party with candy and cola. They sell the same amount of lemonade (mainly to ethan, hila and their friends and family).

But they -of course- couldn't use all 5000 lemons. That was just completely unrealistic. And the amount of money they spend trying to hang with the cool kids sank the whole project anyway. They tell their parents with a sad look that it didn't work out this time, and they can't give anything to the dog shelter.

Now, they want to do it again. The rush of having all of those cool kids there and the attention was addicting. But they noticed something, last time, the cool kids saw ethan and hila and said they where oh so lame. "Don't you also think so, Ianisa?". The next time Ethan visits them, the cool kids are there too and when Ethan is about to order some lemonade Ian yells that Ethan is a "big fat smelly jew". Ethan is flabbergasted, especially at Ian for using that word. He thought he was a good kid. Ethan no longer supports the endeavor and they don't sell a single glass of lemonade. Not even to the cool kids, who never end up visiting again. In fact, the cool kids seem bored of Ian and Anisa now. Angrily they tell their parents that Ethan somehow hates them and told everyone not to buy lemonade. 5000 lemons rot in the sun. The dog shelter hasn't been thought of for a long time. The family hears left and right how awful their kids are and decide its probably for the best to leave for a while. They go on a road trip to Canada.
 
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Huge updates from the Maximum Retard Discord: Anisa has made an official statement of Dad (Nathan Barnatt)'s video.

This is all started when someone in her sycophantic hive actually started to think for themselves, as shown here :View attachment 7615575

A person in the Discord actually thinking for themselves? That can't do. That has to be nipped in the bud.

So Anisa (because she can't help herself) promptly responded with her official response to the whole situation
View attachment 7615588

Oh, it's all ok, guys! You heard it yourself, she's not at fault at all. She doesn't have to take any semblance of accountability because of a myriad of different excuses. Pack it up, y'all. I mean, she didn't make the content cop right? And you heard it yourself - the described "master of communication" by her husband had just experienced some miscommunication. What really matters is that none of it was malicious, right?
She and Mr. Jomha are either delusional or retarded. Does she not understand the meaning behind "cause and effect"? It's in the fucking words!

The absolutely best possible way to interpret that statement is that the Jomha's were just figureheads the entire time, had nothing to with developing the brand or setting up the event(s), and legitimately believed they left a functional operation behind. The same operation they had nothing to do with except promote it's event (s) and pretend like they were the ones behind it, while simultaneously destroying it because Mr. Jomha had to make a Kahntent Cop so Anisa could fuck Hasan. Except that backfired horribly, but it was all okay because they had nothing to do with the event even though no one else knew that. Which ended up making everything worse because it appeared like rats were swimming from a sinking ship, when in reality, the rats were never on the ship but just told everyone they were on the ship for the least few years.

None of that schizobabble absolves them of anything, it just means they intentionally took credit of the brand to larp like they were charitable, only to destroy everything because they wanted clout from Hasan's clique. Which led to them losing clout, losing Mr. Jomha's best friend, losing their Seattle house, losing their remaining e-credibility, and gaining gigaInternet retard status.
 
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It is actually nuts that Idubbbz has literally flubbed TWO revivals to his career. Both his documentary career which was very popular and successful among old fans and new fans alike, and his boxing event that was very successful the first time. Him and Anisa fucked up and failed after getting a fresh start TWICE.
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I'm waiting for the inevitable divorce arc, I'm also interested to see if Ian's bottled frustrations will manifest in something other than explosions of diarrhea.

I think divorce or domestic violence is more likely to happen than suicide.
Do you think he'd be respected more or less if we find out that he beat the shit out this harlot?
 
He loses $250k on his retarded e-whore themed boxing event. Does he quit while he's ahead? Does he join someone else's boxing event instead? No, he books the exact same arena with even less notable fighters, does even less promotion, and publishes a hit piece on the event's biggest supporter 2 months before the set date.
The ending of said hit piece is ruined because the special guest doesn't buy what he's selling, and refuses to join in on the dogpile. Does he scrap that ending? Does he argue his case harder? No, he breaks down into literal tears on camera, asks his collaborators to say something nice about the target, and publishes it.
The aforementioned hit piece blows up in his face, turns what's left of his fans against him, and turns the Internet at large against him. Does he take down the video and say "that was a mistake, I'm very sorry"? Does he move on to a different video topic? No, he doubles down on the lies, makes another video which makes him look even worse, does a PR tour with a handful of breadtubers who mock him to his face, watches all of his former defenders turn on him and air all of the dirty laundry he's been hiding, and throws away his earthly possessions to move in with his mommy-in-law in a different country.
In the usual "What if you swapped bodies with a lolcow" thought experiment, its usually pretty easy to fix their lives: Just stop being retarded.

Ian is the only one that has somehow irreversibly fucked his life from every single possible angle to an almost scarily impressive degree. Its like a demon is posessing him and systematically destroying his life bit by bit with maximum efficiency to purposely ensure recovery is impossible.

I genuinely don't get how its possible for a person to somehow roll a natural d20 for every single worst imaginable course of action in any given scenario regardless of context.
 
Wow, we all saw it coming and yet somehow I'm still surprised. What even is there to say? I can't believe I assumed that Real Good Touring would somehow still produce a CC3 event, even a tiny even more insignificant one.

I have no idea what comes next but I really hope it's Anisa doing an insane screeching copestream.

By the way, the "month 7 of me boxing" video is still up and pinned to Anisa's Twitter feed.
 
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