Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sugartits]

I assumed the back would be easier for a megafat

I could see ALR HOGGING the radio or faking car sickness. Maybe the step dad knows they are both loud ass yappers so it’s safer (and calmer) to hide his ass in the back. Or fat who knows.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Of course Amber would have car sickness, the bitch hates moving.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I assumed the back would be easier for a megafat

It’s not; I have had to drive one before in a standard size vehicle and it was easier to essentially slide them in sideways to a front seat pushed all the way back and leaned way back than trying to duck in and through in to a back seat, even with the front seat all the forward.

 

[Lidl Drip]

"I prefer my dresses to be more tight in the back like this"



...why does she think her back rolls are sexy, is that a feeder thing?

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

"I prefer my dresses to be more tight in the back like this"

Crazy physiology. Bitch is literally built like Zoidberg.
Back bewbs, liver bewbs, shelf bewbs.

Also shut up about "muh fuud angzites!" amber you're not fooling anybody. 100% double ordering for a binge.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I have always wondered what would happen to Fatso’s yt account and the income related to it if she would pass away suddenly.

I doubt Amber has done any estate planning (not really doubt; I know she hasn’t but let’s give her the benefit of the doubt here) — who would get the potentially juicy passive income she has been using to maintain her gargantuan figure?

I don’t know dick about Oklahoma’s laws but here in the state of REDACTED it would go either to next of kin or her potential current caretaker I mean gorlfriend if they lived together long enough.

If she managed to trap another moron and either married them or lived with them long enough then that person would or could argue that they deserve her estate (wife would; gorlfriend could argue co-habitation/common law.)

I dunno how much would be left over after the medical expenses but in theory, as long at yt kept paying, eventually they would see some money.

I only bring this up because even though the mother seems like the most likely candidate, her brothers could argue in court that they too deserve either a cut of the pie. My memory is a bit fuzzy but I think blood siblings are viewed as closer kin than one’s parents.

After typing all of that, I decided not be a lazy fuck and actually do some very basic research and found this :



This was just one website I found after a simple google search but it seems like I was wrong about her siblings getting anything. From what I can tell, her estate would be split amongst her mother and father which could lead to some interesting court drama. Then again, this could just be referring to actual property and not stuff that produces passive income so what the fuck do I know?

I bring this up not only out of morbid curiosity but also maybe as a reason behind some of Methmomma’s actions. Do you think she is depraved enough to think that the death of her daughter could lead to a potential decent payday and source of future passive income? Maybe Methmomma’s bf is waiting this out in order to be get in on any future gravy train regardless how small it maybe? Would Amber’s shitstain of a father come out the wood work to in order to make an attempt at getting his piece of the pie? Would her siblings hire some podunk lawyer who would be willing to work on contingency in order to make their claim?

White trash is gonna white trash so I could see all of this being potential outcomes of Amber dying without a will.

Edit - spelling and syntax.

 

[Pange]

Found on X, 2024 to 2025. The new dress is definitely giving a shitty plus size Minnie Mouse Halloween costume you find at Spirit.

Is she still with Emily? Is that protein shakes helping her entire orbit grow to the gigantic proportions that she's sporting now. She's probably grown 3 dress sizes between those two pictures.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

"I prefer my dresses to be more tight in the back like this"

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...why does she think her back rolls are sexy, is that a feeder thing?

Wow. That is an impressive booty-doo. Her shelf looks practically flat, but the gunt is gunting.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amber claims that the tooth teddy bear stuffing story was a ol’ family classic that they tell everyone and laugh about, but when her mom was telling it Amber was cackling and acting shocked at the details? She was blown away by how smart she was like it was the first time she’s heard it…

Also Amber looks absolutely insane in this vlog. It’s been nearly 2 days and my brain is still not able to register the pigtail Minnie Mouse cosplay

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Is she still with Emily? Is that protein shakes helping her entire orbit grow to the gigantic proportions that she's sporting now. She's probably grown 3 dress sizes between those two pictures.

Amber is still wearing the heart ring from their time together on her ring finger, so my guess is she is either with Emily in a secret relationship or trying to “win” her back by gaineeeeeeeeen.

 

[Randomrando]

"I prefer my dresses to be more tight in the back like this"

...why

When you're that fat it's the only option, might as well pretend it's a choice.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Crazy to think that big Al the cat killer is never going to be a married woman

 

[Insulin reid]

Of course Amber would have car sickness, the bitch hates moving.

Reminds me of an internet post where someone thought when you pick up a snail and move it, it must be freaking out cause its like going the speed of light in snail terms of speed.

 

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@WasabiPastas summarized this one quite succinctly (thanks for that dude ). Having checked out the video for myself though, not having to watch out for anything, I realized just how much filler talk she uses. Shit like "we should all be grateful for something today". How do her genuine supporters watch this?

The only thing I'd like to address is the segment in which she adresses all the attention and dms she's gotten from people on instagram regarding what she uploaded in her last vlog, namely the revelation that she was still in a crib at 4 and her stuffing her rotten teeth with cotton so they wouldn't hurt as she drank from her bottle (still at 4).

She seems to be genuinely surprised that this was odd to people, since apparently Amber & parents usually share this story with family and associates because they found it funny. And truly, watching that segment was bizarre, like I had just entered the white trash Twilight Zone. Three generations of women, laughing and having a gay old time talking about how the youngest would stuff her rotten maw with cotton just to stave off the pain.

She thought this was normal, which makes me wonder just how little socialization she had with other kids, as I don't know anyone personally that wouldn't go "uhm, what the fuck?" hearing something like that. Probably unsurprisingly little, since she was massive at a young age already. Furthermore, I know a very, very long time ago someone proposed the theory that the reason the kids were removed from the house was cuz Amber told a teacher the (likely fake) story of how she heroically saved her baby brother from the curtains trying to save him, but, could it also have been rotpatcher Amber that had them alarmed?

Lastly, remember, this was normal for her. Whenever she brought up child trauma in the past, she brought up such horrific incidents like being forced to drink skim milk instead of regular because she was just so fucking fat. She even said in that other vlog that she was so smart to figure out a way to keep consooming through the pain. Everything's fine so long as she can stuff her gullet, but mess with that and all of a sudden it's child abuse.

Fucking LOL. Amber and her priorities were fucked from the word GO. She never stood a chance. I'd feel bad, but considering she killed two cats by now, I'm not gonna bother looking for my sympathy bone.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Amber claims that the tooth teddy bear stuffing story was a ol’ family classic that they tell everyone and laugh about, but when her mom was telling it Amber was cackling and acting shocked at the details? She was blown away by how smart she was like it was the first time she’s heard it…

Also Amber looks absolutely insane in this vlog. It’s been nearly 2 days and my brain is still not able to register the pigtail Minnie Mouse cosplay

The thing that trips me out about that story - besides the fact that's it's negligent as fuck if that's how it actually happened - is that kids put things in their mouths so I don't see why she would see it as an indicator of how "smart" of a kid she was. She loves to find anything that makes her special but if shit like that was happening, it's no fucking wonder she got scooped up into foster care. No normal person would find that story AMUSING

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

I could see ALR HOGGING the radio or faking car sickness. Maybe the step dad knows they are both loud ass yappers so it’s safer (and calmer) to hide his ass in the back. Or fat who knows.

if I was stuck in a car with the two of them I'd willingly crawl into the trunk

 

[lostinwoods]

Amber has the most fucked up deformed body of all the fatties. Chantal looks normal compared to fat AL.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Amber has the most fucked up deformed body of all the fatties. Chantal looks normal compared to fat AL.

Guntal has her beat stomach wise. I’m trying to find it but that infamous photo of her stomach with the red band around the belt button area haunts my dreams. There is a reason why Chantal is called “The Gunt.”

Also Amber at least has her hair and, dare I say, could have been cute (for trailer trash that is) if she didn’t weight so much. Had she been a somewhat normal weight then some yokel would have impregnated her by now.

Also Amber has lucked out and hasn’t lost any teeth (yet) that we can easily see.

Every thing else though is pure freak show with her arms and legs taking the crown. Fucking sagging bowling balls for triceps and rotting tree trunks for legs.

Overall tho I’m gonna give the award to Cuntal mainly because we are (or at least were) able to actually see the freak show from time to time. If Amber nuts up (or becomes desperate enough for either money or attention) and shows us the gams then I’d say you are right.

 

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Amber has the most fucked up deformed body of all the fatties. Chantal looks normal compared to fat AL.

Chantal's side profile is absolutely fucked though, she looks like a glove filled with nom-newtonian fluid.

However, face and general looks wise, Chantal absolute takes the shit-encrusted cake. Something about her entire ensemble is just deepy vile. The rat face, the balding, the way she shambles about... It's something I wouldn't be surprised to see in Outlast.

This may be the only time I am in favor of the muslim dress code for women cuz it acts like a nice garbage bag to keep the true extent of her horrifying appearance at bay.

Amber could never reach Chantal's level.

 

[owlbear_bearian]

The thing that trips me out about that story - besides the fact that's it's negligent as fuck if that's how it actually happened - is that kids put things in their mouths so I don't see why she would see it as an indicator of how "smart" of a kid she was. She loves to find anything that makes her special but if shit like that was happening, it's no fucking wonder she got scooped up into foster care. No normal person would find that story AMUSING

That's the entire reason she left it in, she wanted everyone to see how SMRT and resourceful she was at 4 years old. Once we all pointed out how negligent it was and how fucked up her childhood was, it was just a bonus for her to squeeze for sympathy points.