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Rarely has the phrase "lipstick on a pig" been more appropriate.
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Rarely has the phrase "lipstick on a pig" been more appropriate.
It still astounds me that she goes out in public with her hair looking like that. I use to think those braids were just something dumb she did to get internet attention.View attachment 7597412
Hole Lee Fuck! Look at the size of this bitch!
Also notice the ring on the her left hand. Damn thing is nearly cutting off circulation to her finger!
Only reason I want to point out these aren’t braids, they’re pigtails, is because they’re pigtails. Which is a lot more fitting imhothose braids
The fat narc can't take a giant shit without the help of Christine Reid the Con Artist. That screwball did nothing but give birth to other screwballs, the apple never falls too far from the tree.
Her existence is actually so fucking sad and patheticView attachment 7597412
Hole Lee Fuck! Look at the size of this bitch!
Also notice the ring on the her left hand. Damn thing is nearly cutting off circulation to her finger!
Her existence is actually so fucking sad and pathetic
Most people also "earn" end of life care in the sense they, you know, usually LIVED their lives. I'm absolutely mystified by how just nothing big al's life is. She does nothing of interest. No curiosity no drive. I feel like she just eats and stares into a corner all day everyday until Mommy picks her up. It blows my mind truly. At least foodie beauty (even if it's disgusting or dangerous and dumb AF) throws herself into shit despite her weight.Her existence is on par with people living either hospices or nursing homes.
Except the former tend to get supplied with good painkillers and anti-anxiety drugs (that’s if it’s a well funded private one) and latter, in theory, have a family to connect with, time to reflect on their accomplishments, and the chance to make new friends.
Amber has her mom, her dwindling yt audience, the token Ambabies (or AI rendered voices to read ChatGPT created scripts as some people believe) and her fat self.
Her only human contact most days is the potential DoorDash/UberEats driver, an interaction which honestly doesn’t even exist since she just has the person drop of her slop at the door.
Throw in the random doctor visits and that’s Amber pathetic existence. Probably talks in person to about ten people in a given month and that’s being generous. Probably closer to five.
She should just get an AI girlfriend at this point. Then again, knowing Amber, she’d probably ruin that relationship too.
Imagine being too narcissistic, needy and stupid for AI.
She really would be better off in an assisted living place. She would be able to have a little apartment and could have her "situationships" over for her to lay on. Have a dedicated wiper that could either change diapers or help her clean herself. She could play bingo at the community center all the time! Just think of the possibilities!Her existence is on par with people living either hospices or nursing homes.
Hmm.image is not flipped. The sliding glass door is on her right (our left). You can see the shadows of the chairs and the natural light on her face.
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I want to double down on this now that I have more time. From her November 2, 2024 video "we need to talk"
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As you see the clock is the "correct" way around (not mirrored)
Enhance:
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No rings. But also no makeup so maybe she wasnt dressed and put them on.
Enchance again:
Yup. Thats the piggy nose ring on the left nostril.
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From the November 17, 2024 video "tommy rumors."
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Enhance.
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Yup. piggy nose ring on the left. And whats that?
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Bring us in tight upper right quadrant. Enhance.
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Is that a tiny 1/2 ct solitaire on a thread? Dispekful.
From "double date and staying in a hotel"
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Maybe it is just a heart.
Also, Why hasnt anyone discussed this clip of Amber getting heavy petting/finger banged at bingo in the "i met alexis"
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I've been on Zoloft for 9 years and while the 'overheating' is a bitch I would say it's manageable just wear light clothing and keep hydrated like you would do in the summer and get a fan to keep air circulating in your home. Nothing to bitch and moan about small sacrifice for high rewardAlso this is less important but the zoloft overheating thing has been making the rounds on tiktok which is probably why she brings it up. God knows shes not outside enough for it to matter. I bet she watches a lot of accounts that basically cosplay having mental health issues
Right. Thank you. Can't put this off any longer. Putting this on 2x and no rewinding, I really can hardly spare the time.dating me comes with this harsh reality | let's talk ep. 11
(06/27/25)
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23 Minutes of sitting and talking about nothing. AKA about herself. Inscruciating. Do yourself a favor and skip this one. For real.
Thanks, Neko.unhinged "doordasher guy" update, a bad zoloft side effect, & fun family bonding | vlog
(06/30/25)
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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=b9OpOPlMLUM
No one's done the archive of this yet, so here's the PreserveTube of this video along with a local archive.in a situationship & the REAL reason people are obsessed with me | let's talk ep. 12
claims shes in favor of situationships. wonder who that comment is trying to convince
It’s just one article in a collection of essays—only 11 pages long. Perhaps this was the article she and Zach were interviewed for.Stolen from reddit, but a book / study has been published on amber.
View attachment 7606838 Imagine having a whole ass book written about how you’re a lolcow lying bitch that relies on reaction channels to survive. Unfortunately this isn’t enough to save her dying numbers if gorl ever finds out.
Stolen from reddit, but a book / study has been published on amber.
View attachment 7606838 Imagine having a whole ass book written about how you’re a lolcow lying bitch that relies on reaction channels to survive. Unfortunately this isn’t enough to save her dying numbers if gorl ever finds out.
ABSTRACT
A LolCow is an Internet slang term used to describe a person who becomes the target of online ridicule or mockery, often because of their behavior, beliefs, or actions. LolCow content creators often elicit strong emotions, and understanding the dynamics of trust within their viewer base is crucial for comprehending online...