Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Major Pain]

I know, Amber lies and Nothing Ever Happens.
But this would make one hell of a True Crime story.
Super morbidly Obese woman getting stalked and murdered by her Door Dasher.
It would also be one hell of a Series ending.

 

[WasabiPastas]

I think willing let two cats DIE goes beyond neglect and enters into a new category of abuse :

Animal killer.

Absolutely.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I know, Amber lies and Nothing Ever Happens.
But this would make one hell of a True Crime story.
Super morbidly Obese woman getting stalked and murdered by her Door Dasher.
It would also be one hell of a Series ending.

That would be great but the I think the reality is that he’s just some poor rural Mexican that equates fat people with being wealthy.

He’s probably thinking “adios mio! If this land whale can buy DoorDash three times a day she must be loaded!”

Either that or he’s like the hot dog vendor who stalks Homer Simpson.

“Lady, he’s putting my kids through college!”

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

At this point the hypothetical doordasher is more interesting to speculate about than our cow.

Does he exist?
What does he flirt with the hog for? Is he fishing for tips? Doe he think there is the possibility of something extra? Is he a fat fetishist? Is Amber singlehandedly financing the kid's college fund?

Also after hearing that shit about Mommylynn, thank cancer that Amber can never have. Granted, there was never really much chance her anyway, considering her disgusting fetid hole, complications during pregnancy cuz fat, and that she could likely never adopt, but it's nice having that extra bit of assurance.

Will recap this shit once I get around to it.

 

[waddle]

Doordasher either wants her for money or is super desperate and thinks she must be easy because she's so fat.
Maybe he even has a fat fetish, poor brown men being attracted to fat white women isn't rare or anything.

Just shows how even those usually don't hit on her - she's making it such a big deal, like it's a super rare occurance. Acting like a 14yo mentally ill girl who just discovered male attention for the first time.
Every regular woman, especially at 35 years old, wouldn't even mention or remember how many times foreign service workers hit on her.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

At this point the hypothetical doordasher is more interesting to speculate about than our cow.

Does he exist?
What does he flirt with the hog for? Is he fishing for tips? Doe he think there is the possibility of something extra? Is he a fat fetishist? Is Amber singlehandedly financing the kid's college fund?

Also after hearing that shit about Mommylynn, thank cancer that Amber can never have. Granted, there was never really much chance her anyway, considering her disgusting fetid hole, complications during pregnancy cuz fat, and that she could likely never adopt, but it's nice having that extra bit of assurance.

Will recap this shit once I get around to it.

Here we are speculating about potential brown dick for the world’s biggest “lesbian” where her rival for the crown of Gorlworld literally moved to an active war zone.

Got damn Amber step up your GAME!

 

[Mekahineyho]

How come Amber didn’t divulge that they are at Golden Corral?

 

[pippeyyy]

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Here we are speculating about potential brown dick for the worlds biggest “lesbian” where her rival for the crown on Gorlworld literally moved to an active war zone.

Got damn Amber step up your GAME!

Amber "falling in love" with a lesbian in an active war zone ruled by Al-Qaeda would be the largest win to ever be won in Gorlworld. She could celebrate and cheer then be drug into the desert and beheaded. But those few weeks of being top dog gorl world feelings would be worth it. Come on, Amber! You can do it.

Edit: words and also can someone make a pretty picture of Amber in the desert with a jihadi, for me? I want to see how huge her size is compared to the soldiers.

 

[Goatchoker]

How come Amber didn’t divulge that they are at Golden Corral?
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Because she’s a dainty gorl and low tier buff-etts aren’t dainty.

 

[Fee]

How come Amber didn’t divulge that they are at Golden Corral?
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Do you know this is just done getting ready for their new TV show 2000 lb mother and daughter

 

[New & Improved Username]

I humbly submit these screenshots to the council for analysis. They look legit to me. Does he just want her to tip for once? Surely he knows Amber is physically, literally unfuckable.

This kind of shit is scary to normal women. There is a weirdo horny creep who is unemployable by normal standards and he knows where you live.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I haven't watched the vlog with Mamalynn recounting the supposedly hilarious tale of Amber's rotting baby teeth, but it reminds me that for years I thought all alcoholics were superb raconteurs, based on my experiences as a plus-one at my boyfriend's AA meetings.

Some of these people told the most amazing stories about doing really awful shit, and the room would be spellbound. There was a woman who would beat her alcoholic husband up after he passed out. The next morning he'd think he'd fallen down while he was drunk. Another woman would get her social security check and go buy a month's worth of vodka and then hide it by decanting it into emptied out Windex, Lavoris, and Listerine bottles. Then she'd use food coloring to make the vodka the right color, and squirrel bottles all over her house.

So it occurs to me that maybe Mamalynn has spent too much time at Narcotics Anonymous and AA meetings and doesn't realize that normal people don't wave their dirty underwear washcloths in public. And of course, Amber is a morbidly obese attention whore with the social savvy of a Romanian orphan, and she's still trying to get her mother to love her, so she plays along.

 

[Insulin reid]

This kind of shit is scary to normal women. There is a weirdo horny creep who is unemployable by normal standards and he knows where you live.

She's only in this position because everyone else thinks shes fat and will not have sex with her. Its our fault, really.

 

[mastergabe]

The fat narc takes a giant shit behind a paywall tonight. Behold: Four Chin Teller #4chinteller

 

[Raw]

Let's all pretend to be shocked.
Another cancelled livestream.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Let's all pretend to be shocked.
Another cancelled livestream.

Well clearly she is respecting Guntal’s situation. She doesn’t want to take away from her spotlight.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Amber was probably knocked sideways when Chantal made it to Cuba. Kuwait? Malaysia? Syria? Are you kidding me?

Meanwhile, Amber went to Wisconsin once.

She must be drowning her sorrows in Buzzballs and Delta-8.

 

[Mekahineyho]

She definitely knew people were going to be more focused on Chantal and not her and her 10 chat members

 

[inquizadoor]

She definitely knew people were going to be more focused on Chantal and not her and her 10 chat members

Yeah it's this for sure, she doesn't want comments asking her to talk about it over and over. Didnt she say she wanted to travel too?

Why should Chantal get all the attention? Sure, she went to a war zone, but hamber- *checks notes* went to bingo night and a buffet for the 5th time this week so THERE

 

[powdered toast]

Supposedly her conversation was reverse image searched to be ripped from an old reddit post.