Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The world is running out of overweight lesbian losers for Amber to date; at this point she can only pull married women interested in phone sex, fat fetishists, or homeless guys looking for a place to crash. This isn’t a dating pool, it’s an elevator pitch for a new reality show—a cross between The Dating Game and My Six Hundred Pound Life.
She could follow Chantal's example and find herself a brown third world wiper; I'm sure there must a pajeet out there willing to tend to her moist folds in exchange for a green card.
 
Her piece of shit meth mother cackling like a goddamn lunatic over criminally neglecting her four year old to the point she was trying to plug the holes in her rotting teeth with the insides of a stuffed animal so they wouldn't hurt while drinking her bottle.

A four year old still on a bottle.

This woman, I swear. If you ever wondered why Amber is awful, it's because of this bitch. As bad as Amber is, she will never be as terrible as that midden of cackling filth.
 
The fat narc squeezed out another giant shit today. Let's all inspect it with magnifying glasses for size, shape, color, and texture.
 

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I fully believe the door dasher hit on her. Why? Because the texts were in Spanish. Mexican men love fat women.

It tracks.
Poor guy probably assumed she was big because she cooks really good food most of the time.

A four year old still on a bottle.
the level of normalized neglect is insane. How everyone around amber just accepted a 4 year old needing a bottle still is crazy.
 
Her piece of shit meth mother cackling like a goddamn lunatic over criminally neglecting her four year old to the point she was trying to plug the holes in her rotting teeth with the insides of a stuffed animal so they wouldn't hurt while drinking her bottle.

A four year old still on a bottle.

This woman, I swear. If you ever wondered why Amber is awful, it's because of this bitch. As bad as Amber is, she will never be as terrible as that midden of cackling filth.

Holy shit you weren’t lying. That story was ROUGH. Didn’t help that the two of them were laughing like fucking hyenas every other word.

God, stories like that make a little sympathetic for Amber because, just as you said, her white trash upbringing didn’t do her any favors.

Her mother is probably one the worst parents I’ve ever had the chance to hear say their “story.” No sense of reflection; just laughing like the brain dead moron she is.

I guess Amber lucked out because it happen before she got her permanent set of teeth but that silver capped tooth nonsense is the type of shit you see people from the 3rd world rocking.

Also I noticed that out of the three women in this video (Fat Al, Methmomma, and Granny) it was the grandmother who had the most normal gait. Neither Fatso or her piece of shit mother can walk without waddling.

Honestly, I don’t know anything about Grandma’s health but based on this video, I wouldn’t be surprised if she out lives both her daughter and granddaughter.
 
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I humbly submit these screenshots to the council for analysis. They look legit to me. Does he just want her to tip for once? Surely he knows Amber is physically, literally unfuckable.
They probably are real. Doesn't mean they're hers.

DoorDasher using flattery for tips...what next? Paying your other bills?
 
I know how to stop being "stalked" by your doordasher. Quit ordering DD. Problem solved.

Anyone familiar with how DD works? Can someone see a name or address before they accept an order, or perhaps see if it is someone you have delivered to before? I've only used it myself a few times, but I vaguely remember you could only message up to 30 minutes after a delivery and I didn't think your number was actually exchanged, but was routed through the app somehow. Again, I'm not sure, and only vaguely think I remember this.

Eta @Mekahineyho good point. I forgot about her regular dasher and his wife. Something else I thought about. She likes to order in the middle of the night too and I doubt many dashers are working her area at 2am.
 
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I don’t think dashers know who they are dropping off for until they accept the order. She orders that poke bowl from some place called two fishes and it’s about 5 minutes from her apartment, so he probably just delivers in the area. Plus she orders like 4 times a day. She’s also a liar because she’s said she had a regular dasher who broke his leg and his wife used to do the food handoff for him.

Amber filming them manically laughing about child neglect was an interesting choice.
 
I don’t think dashers know who they are dropping off for until they accept the order.
You don't get any customer data until you get to the restaurant and hit "arrived". Until then, you have no idea who you're delivering to, only a little pin on a map so you can see what direction you'll be heading for that order.
 
Her piece of shit meth mother cackling like a goddamn lunatic over criminally neglecting her four year old to the point she was trying to plug the holes in her rotting teeth with the insides of a stuffed animal so they wouldn't hurt while drinking her bottle.

A four year old still on a bottle.

This woman, I swear. If you ever wondered why Amber is awful, it's because of this bitch. As bad as Amber is, she will never be as terrible as that midden of cackling filth.
The main reason she isn't as bad as her mom, is because that now that they've taken out her baby maker she won't get a chance to. Otherwise, she could have neglected her children just as much as any other meth head or 600lb life contestant.

Animal neglect is the most evil she can achieve. And, she is certainly achieving it.
 
The main reason she isn't as bad as her mom, is because that now that they've taken out her baby maker she won't get a chance to. Otherwise, she could have neglected her children just as much as any other meth head or 600lb life contestant.

Animal neglect is the most evil she can achieve. And, she is certainly achieving it.

I think willing let two cats DIE goes beyond neglect and enters into a new category of abuse :

Animal killer.
 
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