mastergabe
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The fat narc took a giant shit again, call it the lint turd view
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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The guys in the truck said almost word for word what the guy in the supermarket said - Why would they offer to cook her dinner?
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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Cuz they know she is hungry and that she will eat nearly anything drenched in mayo. Plus Im sure, if they are sincere (BIG if), then they know taking her out to a restaurant would cost an arm and a leg (and potentially a finger if they touch her food.). The only place that wouldn’t break the bank is some god awful all you can eat restaurant.
Plus, she is the definition of a moped. Fun to ride (if you are degenerate fat fucker that is) but you don’t want your friends to see.
Just look at her! You don’t become THAT fat from not being hungry 24/7.
The saying “the way to a man's heart is through his stomach” also applies to female death fats.
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Jade Francis from new york probably was aware of amber saying shes a poly sex kitten who's had threesomes before and did super cool hand stuff in a movie theater and would be down to add people and as soon as Jade called her bluff she backed out. Thats my theory at least. Co-horsed? Never. Ambers got experience in this area.
I think im alone in this theory, but I dont think shes really seeing anyone. Unless we get the info straight from Danielle I dont believe it. I think shes single as a Pringle but wants to frame it to her audience like "oh im choosing to be single, it's by choice because I'm mature and can make that choice for me. I could get anyone i want, see all these stories with no proof that I'm desirable but im not dating right now. By choice."
I dont think amber at her big age with her big weight and just enough money to sustain her shit lifestyle barely will be getting any serious partner offers anymore. Her youth is gone shes solidly in her 30s and its not worth it anymore. Theres no money youth or time and people see that and don't want any part of it. Shes not giggly or anything like the other times she had a secret not so secret partner and she probably just fucked up by telling people privately "oh im with so and so but dont tell anyone" because she still needs people to think shes able to be lovable enough to get someone. She always plays all sides and expects her secrets to stay secret because shes stuck as a teen "mentally" and is narcissistic enough to think people will want to hear her secrets and also keep them.... as valuable as they are....
Beck was just realtor-ized and she was stupid enough to believe "there's other offers in, if you want this house sized bitch put in your offer now".
Theres no way ambers narc brain would handle being romantically involved with Danielle who's literally in person getting down sloppy jalopy style with some pussy and think that the equal jab is to talk about How men talk to her in a flirtatious nature. Thats not equal and when narcs are hurt they quantify emotional damage and have to one up the person who "hurt" them.
She's playing all sides trying to keep her lies straight and its falling apart.
reinhold
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She's too old (ie, creepy) to draw in the young, stupid girls who might fall for her bullshit; and she's too broken to pull anyone her own age, who all know better by now. Her only remaining options are those who are equally creepy and broken.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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Hello Foodie Beauty, your American adventure is waiting for you!!!
owlbear_bearian
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because they need a place to stay.
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Not watching this since there’s no recap yet, but I’m assuming the harsh reality is that she is fat and I would not have sex with her.
RedMage
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The more I think about it, the more I see her body as the monster from The Substance at the end of the movie. Her weird lumpy shaped body really looks like that.
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The world is running out of overweight lesbian losers for Amber to date; at this point she can only pull married women interested in phone sex, fat fetishists, or homeless guys looking for a place to crash. This isn’t a dating pool, it’s an elevator pitch for a new reality show—a cross between The Dating Game and My Six Hundred Pound Life.
cascadeplatinum
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It isn’t hard to believe that people in hard-luck jobs like DoorDash could see a woman who clearly eats enough to feed a family of eight for each meal would see her as an easy potential target for getting your food and lodging paid. She’s many a hobosexual’s dream, even with all of the smells.
What makes it remarkable at all to her is that it really hasn’t happened all that much, so she has to make it a big deal or give it enough weight to make up additional instances. If she was ever one to go in gas stations semi-regularly like other normal adults, she wouldn’t think it’s quite as worth mentioning as she does now. It isn’t an accomplishment to get some creepy, broke dude to hit on you and becomes just a normal thing that even below average looking women just roll their eyes about and go on about their lives without giving it another thought, about unless they literally never go out into the world.
That’s what all of Ham’s vlogs are - a huge 30-something year old telling people about unremarkable things from the perspective of someone with very little real life experience. She’s like listening to a boring MIL who just talks about what is wrong with her health, her old lady hobbies, and her pets while being in a huge saggy body, only in an unbelievable twist ALR also tries to convince everyone that she’s so sexy/sexual/wanted. At least she stopped trying to sell herself as well read.
What makes it remarkable at all to her is that it really hasn’t happened all that much, so she has to make it a big deal or give it enough weight to make up additional instances. If she was ever one to go in gas stations semi-regularly like other normal adults, she wouldn’t think it’s quite as worth mentioning as she does now. It isn’t an accomplishment to get some creepy, broke dude to hit on you and becomes just a normal thing that even below average looking women just roll their eyes about and go on about their lives without giving it another thought, about unless they literally never go out into the world.
That’s what all of Ham’s vlogs are - a huge 30-something year old telling people about unremarkable things from the perspective of someone with very little real life experience. She’s like listening to a boring MIL who just talks about what is wrong with her health, her old lady hobbies, and her pets while being in a huge saggy body, only in an unbelievable twist ALR also tries to convince everyone that she’s so sexy/sexual/wanted. At least she stopped trying to sell herself as well read.
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Jesus Christo! She's so ... lumpy everywhere. And her arms look insane. Her hands look like feet. Her forearms like calves/shins. And her bicep/tricep look like quads. She needs to eat more so she can fill out a bit and look a bit smoother and symmetrical.
I'd love to see an x-ray superimposed on a "normal" picture of her to show just how absurd her mass contrasts her skeletal structure. I'm sure one already exists in the thread somewhere, but hell if I know where to look.
Eskimoto
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No, she’s not a moped; that implies she’s sexually functional and she’s not. She can’t wipe herself, her massive legs weep lymph fluid, and she has scabs everywhere. Unless your dick is 2 feet long, actual intercourse would be an impossibility. The smell alone would kill any hardon instantly. And Amberlynn would demand reciprocation for head…in fact she’d probably make you go first then make up a reason why she couldn’t return the favor. Personally, I’d rather stick a gun up my ass and pull the trigger till I hear it click than put my mouth anywhere on her MRSA riddled fat folds. A moped is functional and fun. Amberlynn is non-functional in almost every way, boring, predictable and needy…the opposite of fun.
Eskimoto
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THANK YOU. She’s one of the most asymmetrical people I’ve ever seen. She’s got a solid two bra cup size difference between her tits, all 6 of them. Her face looks wonky AF. She’s actually disconcerting to look at.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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You know can rely to more than one post. You don’t need to double post.
Also, thanks for telling us you wouldn’t fuck her. Much needed info that helps the thread move along /sneed.
Honestly all your posts have been nothing but regurgitated garbage that been said thousands of times before, observations that anyone with a working fucking brain can make.
Also she is a moped IF you are into morbidity obese fatties but also have a sense of shamed. Disgusting men like that do exists. Just because you wouldn’t doesn’t mean there ain’t people out there like that.
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Not watching that video but if she’s saying 2 separate guys on different days have “hit on her” by offering to cook her dinner then it’s either
1. Fake
2. Fetishists who happened to be in her vicinity
3. 2 ballsy guys trying to be funny to a fat but young-ish woman
4. Fake
1. Fake
2. Fetishists who happened to be in her vicinity
3. 2 ballsy guys trying to be funny to a fat but young-ish woman
4. Fake
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There's one of the pic of her sitting on the couch on her birthday at the gaycare looking absolutely massive... Somewhere in the thread
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So many of her “random compliment” stories reek of the same. One time she even claimed that someone complimented on her boobs right before giving her a mammogram “despite that she knew it wasn’t allowed.” Besides that medical professionals see assorted naked body parts all day, or that Amber’s tits are very sad looking from what we’ve seen of them, most women would be mortified in that situation.
I’ve also noticed that Amber will also sometimes mention how cute or good looking someone that complimented her was. This is her desperately trying to come across as desirable. Not just to find a potential caretaker but also to appear relevant to her audience. How can she be passé when her Doordash driver hits on her?
Lidurally a ball
There is no way she did not weigh over 600 pounds at one point.
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I fully believe the door dasher hit on her. Why? Because the texts were in Spanish. Mexican men love fat women.
It tracks.
It tracks.