Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Janai said:
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stolen from a compilation channel on youtube by the name of Abigail. couldn't find the post on ambers actual youtube community tab, I'm assuming it's for the members only.
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lol I’m sure the suckers who actually pay for that shit are thrilled to hear that. Then again, those live streams are more boring than watching paint dry and anything good would be clipped anyway so I doubt they even care. You have to particular type of stupid to even sign up for that shit in the first place.

But god damn Amber are you is fucking lazy? It’s not like those streams were much work; half the time it was just you cackling like a hyena or giving have half assed responses to any question that people may wanted an answer too.

Side note : I was doing my normal apartment cleaning duties and for back ground noise I put on an old compilation of Amber’s greatest hits and made a realization. It’s been painful obvious that Amber just steals the persona who ever is the closest in her life at that given moment (Krystal, Dusty, etc) except for one word : FOOD.

For some odd reason, she will always pronounce that one word the same regardless who’s personally she is stealing at any given moment. Food is will always be pronounced as “füd.” It’s the only word that is truely her own. Everything else about her is stolen (probably due to the fact that she was raised by TV and not her parents.)

Also on the idea of her getting on disability seems far fetched imho. I would image she makes too much but then again I’m not really sure how that works. It would be peak white trash of her to try and a disgusting reality if she was able too.

Milking the new tips tax scheme might work but then again, the bitch would need to STREAM constantly for that to happen and as we just saw, she can’t even do that properly.

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inquizadoor said:
She can't handle 2 hours anymore? Lmao it literally is just sitting and talking. And way to make it super obvious that it's bc she's not making enough money that second hour.


Her poor members, no longer getting a full two hours of her witch cackling and checking texts every two minutes. How will they fill the void?
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Tbh I think it's reasonable to assume that at this weight and age, she probably cannot ensure 2 hours without prolapsing.
 
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Good on MamaLynn for 10 years of sobriety.

Also MamaLynn:

Taking her morbidly obese, hypertensive daughter for sugary desserts

Stopping the car (and filming!!) for some very unsafe firework watching

Modeling no shame- HA HA!! your unhappy childhood!! And it was worse!!

If MamaBibb were around with me in that shih tzu hair style, she would have sat her ass down until I combed it out.

Slay mamas!
 
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Neko GF said:
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Woah lot of shit to unpack in this one.

Amber maybe finally seeing the results of her horrible diet.
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Her hand after she was scratching it with a pair of scissors. Itchy hands can be a sign of liver failure.

As @Bibbity Bobbity pointed out, Methmomma takes her super morbidly obese daughter to get frozen yogurt (at least it’s not ice cream!!) after a doctors visits that includes future lab work for potential liver (she doesn’t end of getting said lab work due to fat reasons) issues and she also pulls over on the side of a fucking freeway to look at fire workers (tho in her defense, it seems like just a general Oklahoma white trash thing to do based on the other cars seen.)

Amber defends her mother’s horrible story of child neglect saying that her mother gives her permission to say that shit because “it’s her story too” aka she can monetize it.

Amber is afraid taking her blood pressure medicine even though her resting heart rate is over 150/100.

Amber has always dangle health scares in other get them clicks but I think she might actually be serious this time. Her lips are almost blue in some of the shots especially when she isn’t bothered to set up her lighting.

She gonna die before her mother that’s for sure. If I was Methmomma I’d would try to some basic estate planning going since her YouTube channel will probably be producing some amount of money after Amber’s death.

Til then we are just gonna watch her rot away.

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Neko GF said:
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Things that happened in this vlog:
Has hypertension, subscribed pills for it and then doesn't take them because of anxietee.
Shows off a big ass frozen yogurt.
Whines about her childhood traumas.
Increased her Zoloft from 50mg to 100mg.
Scratches her hands bloody because she has liver problems or whatever? idk. We'll see. Probably bullshit.
Is late to get to her labs, and doesn't do them. Probably because she's fat.
Didn't find the time to weigh in. lol.
"Has a lot going on behind the scenes". lol.
Keeps wearing absurd pigtails (Thanks for the correction).
"Some woman just said she liked my whole vibe". Sure.
Parked on a side of the bridge and films the fireworks. This might be the first actual vlog style situation type deal that she filmed in years.

This wasn't a super boring vlog. Still boring. Still fat. Just not super boring like we're used to. Still super fat though.
 
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Woah lot of shit to unpack in this one.

Amber maybe finally seeing the results of her horrible diet.
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Her hand after she was scratching it with a pair of scissors. Itchy hands can be a sign of liver failure.
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First thought was she got athlete's foot on her dirty ass hands. She' had rampant out of control athletes foot for years on her feet and legs.

Second thought, as she claims its only red from her scratching at it (with fucking scissors) is neuropathy. The itching is dying nerves.

Or you know, her liverboob is killing her.
 
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Bibbity Bobbity said:
Good on MamaLynn for 10 years of sobriety.

Also MamaLynn:

Taking her morbidly obese, hypertensive daughter for sugary desserts

Stopping the car (and filming!!) for some very unsafe firework watching

Modeling no shame- HA HA!! your unhappy childhood!! And it was worse!!

If MamaBibb were around with me in that shih tzu hair style, she would have sat her ass down until I combed it out.

Slay mamas!
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Isnt this almost exactly what happened last year where her and her mom went out to eat and watched fireworks on the side of the road and everyone was saying how it was unsafe last year too? I thought I maybe fat fingered the pages and went back but its literally the same shit different day.


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First thought was she got athlete's foot on her dirty ass hands. She' had rampant out of control athletes foot for years on her feet and legs.
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She would wash her hands till they cracked and bled because she can still reach them. Anything else she cant easily reach is never washed or taken care of properly thats why she over does the things she can reach like her teeth for example. Gotta even everything out to feel better.

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Second thought, as she claims its only red from her scratching at it (with fucking scissors) is neuropathy. The itching is dying nerves.

Or you know, her liverboob is killing her.
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Oh well. As long as ambie has all the door dash she can ever desire she will be ok. Theres always tomorrow afterall.
 
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Jesus she looks like a 34 year old handicapped person who got to pick out her own outfit for the first time. I can't believe her mom will be seen in public with her. Actually, maybe I can.

Speaking of her mom, watching her vlog, where mommy has to once again take her adult toddler to a doctors appointment, in the year or so she has lived in OK, how much time has her mom had to take off from work for her? We know she took a week off to drive her and her animals across country to move in with her feeder? Mother's day she spent all night in the ER for a phantom chest pain and I doubt she went to work after staying up all night. Then that week alone, Amber went to urgent care at least once, the ER twice and her primary care. Plus all the other appointments Amber always has.

Not to mention, she also now is expected to hang with Amber every weekend day, plus BINGO a few times a week. I bet "step-dad" loves that. Even when he tags along he can't even sit in the front seat, because this fat fuck can't fit in the back.
 
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