Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

[AnsemSoD1]

It's not a coincidence that the woke era was also the consolidation era where every company tried to sell itself to some other company
People walked away and are still walking away with billions while xbox, embracer, playstation etc are left holding the bag, owning companies full of diversity hires and hr women and worthless IPs

Herman Hulst literally sounds like a stereotypical villain in an anti-corporate movie.

 

[Jace on ice]

The woke crowd really played the games industry like a fucking fiddle. 7 years of development on titles that'll never see the light of day with fuck all to show for it. We still haven't seen anything out of Gears E-Day or Fable. Ten to one those will be cancelled as well.

The woke Fable will 100% be canceled. It's been rebooted several times and is entering its tenth year of development and all we have is a CGI trailer.

No chance it can sell enough copies to offset a decade long development cycle.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

It seems that as Soyny unironically considers porting their bigger titles to Nintendo's platforms, and putting Helldivers 2 on Xcuck, both of the "big two", are preparing to throw in the big towel already.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

The woke Fable will 100% be canceled. It's been rebooted several times and is entering its tenth year of development and all we have is a CGI trailer.

No chance it can sell enough copies to offset a decade long development cycle.

"Pre-alpha gameplay" was released earlier this year:

 

[AnsemSoD1]

"Pre-alpha gameplay" was released earlier this year:

I hate these ugly dykelocks so bad you have no idea.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

"Pre-alpha gameplay" was released earlier this year:

"Gameplay" like the Perfect Dark demo that was a tightly-scripted fake gameplay vertical slice, no doubt.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

David Jaffe is the 'dont ask question just consume' guy from the meme. What a clown.

Game Pass Only Considered ‘Profitable’ Because Xbox Doesn’t Count First-Party Costs

 

[AnsemSoD1]

David Jaffe is the 'dont ask question just consume' guy from the meme. What a clown.

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Total. Consoomer. DEATH.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

I enjoyed the Original Xbox but I am fine with the brand dying if it takes the garbage DEI designs with it.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I enjoyed the Original Xbox but I am fine with the brand dying if it takes the garbage DEI designs with it.

I don't even want to imagine what a modern Killer Instinct would have looked like.

 

[moocow]

I don't even want to imagine what a modern Killer Instinct would have looked like.

Poor Orchid would be flat as a washboard, draped head-to-toe in loose-fitting clothes and a "fashionable" burqa. The men would be half-naked of course, and exclusively evil-aligned in the story.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

fulgor would be a woman

 

[DocAwe]

Poor Orchid would be flat as a washboard, draped head-to-toe in loose-fitting clothes and a "fashionable" burqa. The men would be half-naked of course, and exclusively evil-aligned in the story.

Don't forget the side shaved haircut.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Don't forget the side shaved haircut.

Or the manjaw that would make Injustice Wonder Woman blush.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

David Jaffe is the 'dont ask question just consume' guy from the meme. What a clown.

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That’s actually funny.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

"Pre-alpha gameplay" was released earlier this year:

I don’t want to see this Fable reworked to be a decent game. Just cancelling it would be great for some meltdowns from all the right people.

IMO, cancel it and start from scratch with a user created protagonist.

 

[whatever I feel like]

David Jaffe is the 'dont ask question just consume' guy from the meme. What a clown.

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I mean, he's not talking about "don't care if your favorite game dies," he's just saying if someone offers you a good deal, take it even if its for a limited time. Is endless shrimp sustainable? Not your decision, you can either eat the shrimp or take something else.

Now, whether or not Gamepass actually is a good deal is another question. I'm one of those people who thinks it sucks.

 

[StacticShock]

"Pre-alpha gameplay" was released earlier this year:

she's from the spiderman mary jane school of squared jaws, you can sharpen a sword in that shit so no need to buy whetstones.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I didn't hate PDZ. Really, I feel like people are too hard on early 2000's Rare. Microsoft on the other hand should be sent to the gulag for the kinect.

And where is Peter Molyneux in all of this?

 

[whatever I feel like]

I didn't hate PDZ. Really, I feel like people are too hard on early 2000's Rare. Microsoft on the other hand should be sent to the gulag for the kinect.

And where is Peter Molyneux in all of this?

Actually, he's coming back. Not to Microsoft, of course, but to non-mobile gaming. "Horray!"