DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I think we're overthinking it. This is one of the laziest people I've ever heard of. Mon at 8am he got an automated text that his internet was out. It noted that there was no current estimate for restoration of service. He tweets immediately, far earlier than he is normally awake, and moves on. Then uses it as an excuse to take yet another day off, and when sitting around pulling realizes he can use it for some unknown circumstances begmergency later and rile the dentractors up to give him more attention (this is optimism of course since people just point and laugh). He decides to take another day off and sit on his ass silent to really rub it in and it occurs to him (finally) he can do yet another "social experiment" transparent ploy with this to pad out the next copecast. I cannot click "Optimistic" hard enough on people claiming he's visiting his parents.

I will say this: Dave's sister's daughter, who was brought into the house and raised alongside Phil eventually, and still lives near them/visits them regularly has posted NOTHING on the active social media she uses to talk to family and whatnot. David himself would likely do the obituary himself while doing the planning, plus funeral homes tend to automatically churn some out. David himself is a notable public servant in the area who has done countless local courthouse marriages so people would know if he suddenly kicked the bucket. I see nothing. If something is going to happen it hasn't happened yet, so occam's razor says it's just laziness and nothingburger.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
I will say this: Dave's sister's daughter, who was brought into the house and raised alongside Phil eventually, and still lives near them/visits them regularly has posted NOTHING on the active social media she uses to talk to family and whatnot. David himself would likely do the obituary himself while doing the planning, plus funeral homes tend to automatically churn some out. David himself is a notable public servant in the area who has done countless local courthouse marriages so people would know if he suddenly kicked the bucket. I see nothing.
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I think as more time passes everybody's gonna lean away from the whole "Linda passed away" theory and lean more towards "he took the trip to CT" theory I'm still not ruling out that he could just come back anytime and be all "I'm back" and retcon the whole thing but the more time passes the more I feel the latter is the biggest possibility
 
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UsedUp said:
Maybe they caught the perp that stole his tire and dsp had to do a police line up to point out the nigger in question while Phil chewed his fingers down to the nub and so the police told him to stay offline in the mean time for the safety of his family.

I've pointed out before that no matter what we speculate about DSP, it makes him seethe regardless cause we have fun doing it and is part of the camaraderie of this forum and Phil will just say his usual they make shit up all the while we can be as facetious as we want.
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maybe... Maybe they finally caught the man who killed T who was last seen waddling the scene all those years ago...
 
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Shuma-Gorath said:
Can you explain it in sandwich shop terms, please?
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You know how Subway (I still knew them as Pete's Super Submarine Sandwiches back in CT, alright? *snort*) has the footlong sandwiches, right? You wouldn’t advertise those with pictures that are a foot long, you dunce. Otherwise, the shop’s window will be confusing to look at.

Get it, chief?! *snort*
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
These periods where he's away always go the same in this thread. People debate why, some dented farmers who think they're above the others somehow act like they're enlightened for being in the "nothing happened" camp, a tourist wanders in and says some dumb shit..
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if an entire week passes and he doesn't stream (which is a huge possibility) than it will be different from all those other times
 
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Rate this however you please but this little vacation he's on had to be planned but not entirely thought out cause we know how autistic he is with scheduling so something would have had to happen Sunday unexpectedly to keep him away for this long. I'm team mom is on her death bed if it had to be a serious guess and this putz thought a 2 day staycation would be enough to fulfill his roman catholic duties of being a good boy and holding his mother's hand to the bitter end but she's clinging to whatever life she has left. And need I remind of the halloween/covid arc 2 years ago. Thus will be a burden and guilt trip for the ages for his dent heads.
 
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