The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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Well that's how they designed the system we grew up in, can't complain we seem like monkeys on typewriters then
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the observable world is fucking crazy and has a nearly infinite level of depth and complexity to it, so it just absolutely confounds me that people try and come up with bizarre complex alternative explanations for real phenomena that barely explain the most superficial parts of what you're looking at and also require total leaps into fantasy territory

the sun works based on crazy magnetic plasma shit. it doesn't make sense to extend that explanation to the moon when the moon isn't magnetic
 
I've had to tell me the AI how things function within a D&D based ruleset so I can grasp it
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You could tell the AI to come up with some Enochian worldview explanation why "touching grass" increases your pineal gland (third eye) resonance via chlorophyll contact and whatnot.
Try it (both asking the AI to explain to you why touching grass is good for you in your Enochian AD&D ruleset, and actually touching grass).
 
You could tell the AI to come up with some Enochian worldview explanation why "touching grass" increases your pineal gland (third eye) resonance via chlorophyll contact and whatnot.
Try it (both asking the AI to explain to you why touching grass is good for you in your Enochian AD&D ruleset, and actually touching grass).
I thought "touch grass" was already a karmic disclosure "meme magic"

 
Keep an eye out for earthquake and volcano doings near the Pacific Plate today.
 
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(Yes, I have logged in to this forum, I'm not exactly sure where to post this, but this is a fairly schizo happening. You could say he's just being trolled, but meh. It still feels different in Russia, everything is more real - like can you imagine a Western YouTuber calling for Biden and Trump to be fucked and dismembered on livestream? That's the caliber of Strateg, he's absolutely unhinged and bloodthirsty calling for violence.)

CIA bots harassing a Russian schizo milblogger with cherries

Sofa Legion Strategist is a Russian conspiracy theorist YouTuber, after his streams something usually happens, now his comments are swarmed with bots talking nonsense about... cherries.

His ideas are somewhat reminiscent of criminal ponerology - secret services control the world, the KGB merged itself with the CIA, and this is why the Dnieper bridges are not blown, fake war.

He has no other accounts aside from YouTube out of fear. Every time he goes outside, he puts marks on the door to see if anyone had broken in. So it could be a Stasi-esque technique to drive him mad.

His views are somewhat translated and carried forward by Rolo Slavskiy and NeoFeudal Review.
 

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The theory that Luigi Mangione isn't the actual killer and is just a plant is an interesting one, even if for the simple fact that it would mean the actual killer got away. That's what makes it so interesting to me even if it's bs.
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It's not impossible that the CEO was assassinated for something to do with AI or Theil, it's a developing situation but there's very weird shit going on behind the scenes of that world it appears.
 
Keep an eye out for earthquake and volcano doings near the Pacific Plate today.
Quoting myself since I can't edit, but it seems nothing huge happened. Yet.
Might not happen at all, maybe enough small things will keep pressure from building.
Hopefully.
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If I were playing a world building, civilization-type game, and I needed to kill off a bunch of kids because Reasons, would it be better to have a couple mass shootings or a natural disaster?
Shootings have been done in the past, makes people upset and there's the chance it'll get messed up and look too much like it was federally backed.
Nature though? People have been shaking their fists at the heavens since time began, they grieve losses and get on with their lives.
Might be a nicer way to do things, right?
 
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The way the Trump administration is handling the Epstein files makes me think there must be something more to them than just kids being diddled. Like, they could have said nothing about them and let it fade way. But they're trying to bury it as hard as they can in public view even though it makes them look guilty as hell. Makes me think something spooked them badly.
 
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