The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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Meriasek said:
Hahaha, guy found out in real time why it's called "ground".
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The theory that Luigi Mangione isn't the actual killer and is just a plant is an interesting one, even if for the simple fact that it would mean the actual killer got away. That's what makes it so interesting to me even if it's bs.
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Keep an eye out for earthquake and volcano doings near the Pacific Plate today.
 
(Yes, I have logged in to this forum, I'm not exactly sure where to post this, but this is a fairly schizo happening. You could say he's just being trolled, but meh. It still feels different in Russia, everything is more real - like can you imagine a Western YouTuber calling for Biden and Trump to be fucked and dismembered on livestream? That's the caliber of Strateg, he's absolutely unhinged and bloodthirsty calling for violence.)

CIA bots harassing a Russian schizo milblogger with cherries

Sofa Legion Strategist is a Russian conspiracy theorist YouTuber, after his streams something usually happens, now his comments are swarmed with bots talking nonsense about... cherries.

His ideas are somewhat reminiscent of criminal ponerology - secret services control the world, the KGB merged itself with the CIA, and this is why the Dnieper bridges are not blown, fake war.

He has no other accounts aside from YouTube out of fear. Every time he goes outside, he puts marks on the door to see if anyone had broken in. So it could be a Stasi-esque technique to drive him mad.
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His views are somewhat translated and carried forward by Rolo Slavskiy and NeoFeudal Review.
 
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umseriously said:
The theory that Luigi Mangione isn't the actual killer and is just a plant is an interesting one, even if for the simple fact that it would mean the actual killer got away. That's what makes it so interesting to me even if it's bs.
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It's not impossible that the CEO was assassinated for something to do with AI or Theil, it's a developing situation but there's very weird shit going on behind the scenes of that world it appears.
 
FatalTater said:
Keep an eye out for earthquake and volcano doings near the Pacific Plate today.
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Quoting myself since I can't edit, but it seems nothing huge happened. Yet.
Might not happen at all, maybe enough small things will keep pressure from building.
Hopefully.
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If I were playing a world building, civilization-type game, and I needed to kill off a bunch of kids because Reasons, would it be better to have a couple mass shootings or a natural disaster?
Shootings have been done in the past, makes people upset and there's the chance it'll get messed up and look too much like it was federally backed.
Nature though? People have been shaking their fists at the heavens since time began, they grieve losses and get on with their lives.
Might be a nicer way to do things, right?
 
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The way the Trump administration is handling the Epstein files makes me think there must be something more to them than just kids being diddled. Like, they could have said nothing about them and let it fade way. But they're trying to bury it as hard as they can in public view even though it makes them look guilty as hell. Makes me think something spooked them badly.
 
FatalTater said:
If I were playing a world building, civilization-type game, and I needed to kill off a bunch of kids because Reasons, would it be better to have a couple mass shootings or a natural disaster?
Shootings have been done in the past, makes people upset and there's the chance it'll get messed up and look too much like it was federally backed.
Nature though? People have been shaking their fists at the heavens since time began, they grieve losses and get on with their lives.
Might be a nicer way to do things, right?
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I'm not entirely sure if it's a schizo conspiracy theory at this point, controlling the weather. All the cycle of rain does, for example, is just pick up water, store it into clouds, and then just dumps them somewhere else when it gets too heavy to store any more water. All someone would need to do is figure out how to accelerate where those clouds move, next thing you know it's very much possible to get heat vs. cold in sudden conditions enough for some horrible storms.
Really the big issue lies in the sudden "retardation" of government-backed services MEANT to help people after they get hit by very sudden storms or wildfires. I feel like when that happens, it's almost a guarantee that whatever natural disaster struck was a glownigger operation from the start.

Also to contribute to the thread: I miss Hollow Earth theories so much bros. I hope those guys from /sudpol/ who tried to get to that certain spot in Antarctica via submarine are alright. I also vaguely remember some real old book that was being shilled about how Barron, Bannon, someone traveled to the Hollow Earth.
 
Not really a conspiracy but interesting and I wanna post about it -

Artist Ryo Tatsuki predicted that Japan will get a huge tsunami in July 2025.

There's been a lot of earthquake activity around the Pacific plate lately, bigger than just the usual rattling of the pot lid. Volcanoes are acting up as well.

Ten days left of July right now.

Will the prophecy be fulfilled?

 
Something I've been pondering lately but I don't have any direct evidence so I'm posting it in this thread.
The recent porn ban by UK and the Collective Shout stuff with the payment processors lines oddly with some changes to the sentiment regarding immigration. We have the US giving ICE free reign and I've seen Greece and Sweden (yes, Sweden!) declaring that they will deport immigrants that failed to assimilate.
My assumption is that something has changed on an international level regarding the approach to the replacement rate problem. They need to actually get people to FUCK and you can't really get them to fuck when they're holed up in their goon caves. At the same time importing immigrants doesn't solve the problem because doing that did jack shit to the fertility rate (because they're poor and have no means to raise children) and they get addicted to porn all the same, so it's pointless to have them to begin with.
An another thing is the fag pride month basically getting skipped and troons getting abandoned by their former supporters. These people already eliminated themselves from the gene pool, so expecting them to procreate is pointless and supporting them also creates more people willing to eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Thus, they're no longer needed in a world where the priority is shifting.
Time will tell if there's anything to this theory I guess.
 
MisterListerTheBlister said:
I'm not entirely sure if it's a schizo conspiracy theory at this point, controlling the weather. All the cycle of rain does, for example, is just pick up water, store it into clouds, and then just dumps them somewhere else when it gets too heavy to store any more water. All someone would need to do is figure out how to accelerate where those clouds move, next thing you know it's very much possible to get heat vs. cold in sudden conditions enough for some horrible storms.
Really the big issue lies in the sudden "retardation" of government-backed services MEANT to help people after they get hit by very sudden storms or wildfires. I feel like when that happens, it's almost a guarantee that whatever natural disaster struck was a glownigger operation from the start.

Also to contribute to the thread: I miss Hollow Earth theories so much bros. I hope those guys from /sudpol/ who tried to get to that certain spot in Antarctica via submarine are alright. I also vaguely remember some real old book that was being shilled about how Barron, Bannon, someone traveled to the Hollow Earth.
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I don't expect anyone to believe me, but I personally know that Raytheon is working on weather manipulation. I don't know many details or how advanced the project is, just that it's been going on for many years.
 
I'm not sure if it's my mental illness talking or if the Fattening of America is a deliberate plot. Not as in "they put more sugar in food to make it addictive" (although that's part of it), but like an actual systematic plan to make it's population weaker and even destroy it.

The Fattening is especially noticeable in the lower classes, but I'm also aware it's in the wealthy caste as well... just not to the same extent. But for the wealthy they have the money to just buy the technology to survive for longer.

If shtf it means the poor fats would just drop off like flies, and the more well off people would just have lebensraum and take over the houses left by the obese families. The fattest states are the poorest, maybe this is already happening on some level.

I remember in the Homeless Hate thread that some said that the system doesn't want fit working class people anymore, but mindless consumers and I see it here. Why do you need a fit working class if you can import infinite workers? And even then you import all your products from different countries anyway. China and other Asian countries have extremely low obesity rates, after all.
 
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