The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

[MisterListerTheBlister]

If I were playing a world building, civilization-type game, and I needed to kill off a bunch of kids because Reasons, would it be better to have a couple mass shootings or a natural disaster?
Shootings have been done in the past, makes people upset and there's the chance it'll get messed up and look too much like it was federally backed.
Nature though? People have been shaking their fists at the heavens since time began, they grieve losses and get on with their lives.
Might be a nicer way to do things, right?

I'm not entirely sure if it's a schizo conspiracy theory at this point, controlling the weather. All the cycle of rain does, for example, is just pick up water, store it into clouds, and then just dumps them somewhere else when it gets too heavy to store any more water. All someone would need to do is figure out how to accelerate where those clouds move, next thing you know it's very much possible to get heat vs. cold in sudden conditions enough for some horrible storms.
Really the big issue lies in the sudden "retardation" of government-backed services MEANT to help people after they get hit by very sudden storms or wildfires. I feel like when that happens, it's almost a guarantee that whatever natural disaster struck was a glownigger operation from the start.

Also to contribute to the thread: I miss Hollow Earth theories so much bros. I hope those guys from /sudpol/ who tried to get to that certain spot in Antarctica via submarine are alright. I also vaguely remember some real old book that was being shilled about how Barron, Bannon, someone traveled to the Hollow Earth.

 

[FatalTater]

Not really a conspiracy but interesting and I wanna post about it -

Artist Ryo Tatsuki predicted that Japan will get a huge tsunami in July 2025.

There's been a lot of earthquake activity around the Pacific plate lately, bigger than just the usual rattling of the pot lid. Volcanoes are acting up as well.

Ten days left of July right now.

Will the prophecy be fulfilled?

https://earthquake.usgs.gov

 

[SIMON THE PIEMAN]

Something I've been pondering lately but I don't have any direct evidence so I'm posting it in this thread.
The recent porn ban by UK and the Collective Shout stuff with the payment processors lines oddly with some changes to the sentiment regarding immigration. We have the US giving ICE free reign and I've seen Greece and Sweden (yes, Sweden!) declaring that they will deport immigrants that failed to assimilate.
My assumption is that something has changed on an international level regarding the approach to the replacement rate problem. They need to actually get people to FUCK and you can't really get them to fuck when they're holed up in their goon caves. At the same time importing immigrants doesn't solve the problem because doing that did jack shit to the fertility rate (because they're poor and have no means to raise children) and they get addicted to porn all the same, so it's pointless to have them to begin with.
An another thing is the fag pride month basically getting skipped and troons getting abandoned by their former supporters. These people already eliminated themselves from the gene pool, so expecting them to procreate is pointless and supporting them also creates more people willing to eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Thus, they're no longer needed in a world where the priority is shifting.
Time will tell if there's anything to this theory I guess.

 

[Cooked Rabbit]

I'm not entirely sure if it's a schizo conspiracy theory at this point, controlling the weather. All the cycle of rain does, for example, is just pick up water, store it into clouds, and then just dumps them somewhere else when it gets too heavy to store any more water. All someone would need to do is figure out how to accelerate where those clouds move, next thing you know it's very much possible to get heat vs. cold in sudden conditions enough for some horrible storms.
Really the big issue lies in the sudden "retardation" of government-backed services MEANT to help people after they get hit by very sudden storms or wildfires. I feel like when that happens, it's almost a guarantee that whatever natural disaster struck was a glownigger operation from the start.

Also to contribute to the thread: I miss Hollow Earth theories so much bros. I hope those guys from /sudpol/ who tried to get to that certain spot in Antarctica via submarine are alright. I also vaguely remember some real old book that was being shilled about how Barron, Bannon, someone traveled to the Hollow Earth.

I don't expect anyone to believe me, but I personally know that Raytheon is working on weather manipulation. I don't know many details or how advanced the project is, just that it's been going on for many years.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'm not sure if it's my mental illness talking or if the Fattening of America is a deliberate plot. Not as in "they put more sugar in food to make it addictive" (although that's part of it), but like an actual systematic plan to make it's population weaker and even destroy it.

The Fattening is especially noticeable in the lower classes, but I'm also aware it's in the wealthy caste as well... just not to the same extent. But for the wealthy they have the money to just buy the technology to survive for longer.

If shtf it means the poor fats would just drop off like flies, and the more well off people would just have lebensraum and take over the houses left by the obese families. The fattest states are the poorest, maybe this is already happening on some level.

I remember in the Homeless Hate thread that some said that the system doesn't want fit working class people anymore, but mindless consumers and I see it here. Why do you need a fit working class if you can import infinite workers? And even then you import all your products from different countries anyway. China and other Asian countries have extremely low obesity rates, after all.

 

[73_Autistic_Fuck_54]

I'm not sure if it's my mental illness talking or if the Fattening of America is a deliberate plot. Not as in "they put more sugar in food to make it addictive" (although that's part of it), but like an actual systematic plan to make it's population weaker and even destroy it.

The Fattening is especially noticeable in the lower classes, but I'm also aware it's in the wealthy caste as well... just not to the same extent. But for the wealthy they have the money to just buy the technology to survive for longer.

If shtf it means the poor fats would just drop off like flies, and the more well off people would just have lebensraum and take over the houses left by the obese families. The fattest states are the poorest, maybe this is already happening on some level.

I remember in the Homeless Hate thread that some said that the system doesn't want fit working class people anymore, but mindless consumers and I see it here. Why do you need a fit working class if you can import infinite workers? And even then you import all your products from different countries anyway. China and other Asian countries have extremely low obesity rates, after all.

I don't think that they want mindless consumers necessarily, I think they want people that will accept poverty wages, it's the reason majority white nations have been importing so many migrants, because they'll work for basically nothing compared to us, it makes sense that's they'd want to kill us off, we're in the way.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'm not entirely sure if it's a schizo conspiracy theory at this point, controlling the weather. All the cycle of rain does, for example, is just pick up water, store it into clouds, and then just dumps them somewhere else when it gets too heavy to store any more water. All someone would need to do is figure out how to accelerate where those clouds move, next thing you know it's very much possible to get heat vs. cold in sudden conditions enough for some horrible storms.
Really the big issue lies in the sudden "retardation" of government-backed services MEANT to help people after they get hit by very sudden storms or wildfires. I feel like when that happens, it's almost a guarantee that whatever natural disaster struck was a glownigger operation from the start.

Also to contribute to the thread: I miss Hollow Earth theories so much bros. I hope those guys from /sudpol/ who tried to get to that certain spot in Antarctica via submarine are alright. I also vaguely remember some real old book that was being shilled about how Barron, Bannon, someone traveled to the Hollow Earth.

Starting to second the weather manipulation thing... storms will suddenly begin, suddenly stop, and then start again.... never was like this when I was a kid.

 

[Otterly]

I don't expect anyone to believe me, but I personally know that Raytheon is working on weather manipulation. I don't know many details or how advanced the project is, just that it's been going on for many years.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
And if you have any insight into them maybe you know why so many of their execs end up in pharma? Because I do wonder

 

[Cooked Rabbit]

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
And if you have any insight into them maybe you know why so many of their execs end up in pharma? Because I do wonder

I wouldn't know, sorry. All I know I know because the brother of an ex of mine worked for Raytheon, got drunk at a party, and started talking a bit too much about his work. So it's really not much.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

I don't expect anyone to believe me, but I personally know that Raytheon is working on weather manipulation. I don't know many details or how advanced the project is, just that it's been going on for many years.

Weather manipulation is increasingly common although I was not aware of Raytheon making significant strides in it. All I was aware of was the GOES program for meteorological intelligence with quite some interesting partners. Any additional details that you'd like to spill?

 

[FatalTater]

I'm not sure if it's my mental illness talking or if the Fattening of America is a deliberate plot. Not as in "they put more sugar in food to make it addictive" (although that's part of it), but like an actual systematic plan to make it's population weaker and even destroy it.

Fat out of shape people are far less likely to want to get up and do something if shit hits the fan, especially if they can just watch Netflix or play PlayStation instead.
An awful lot of folks who would wave an American flag and sing along with the National Anthem at events didn't lift a finger when US cities were being burned by domestic terrorists five years ago.
Worst part? Now TPTB know that they can send a goon squad to literally burn our homes to the ground and no one will care.

Spoiler: cranky old tater rant

Speaking of homes burning to the ground, the Pacific Palisades fire in California. The behaviors of the governor and mayor around that event make me too upset to get into.
Also the areas affected by Hurricane Helene.
You can try to tell me that those in charge aren't playing around with destroying land using Mother Nature and then scooping up the damaged properties for a song, instead of using Eminent Domain to buy it at current market value, but I'm not gonna believe you.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Something I've been pondering lately but I don't have any direct evidence so I'm posting it in this thread.
The recent porn ban by UK and the Collective Shout stuff with the payment processors lines oddly with some changes to the sentiment regarding immigration. We have the US giving ICE free reign and I've seen Greece and Sweden (yes, Sweden!) declaring that they will deport immigrants that failed to assimilate.
My assumption is that something has changed on an international level regarding the approach to the replacement rate problem. They need to actually get people to FUCK and you can't really get them to fuck when they're holed up in their goon caves. At the same time importing immigrants doesn't solve the problem because doing that did jack shit to the fertility rate (because they're poor and have no means to raise children) and they get addicted to porn all the same, so it's pointless to have them to begin with.
An another thing is the fag pride month basically getting skipped and troons getting abandoned by their former supporters. These people already eliminated themselves from the gene pool, so expecting them to procreate is pointless and supporting them also creates more people willing to eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Thus, they're no longer needed in a world where the priority is shifting.
Time will tell if there's anything to this theory I guess.

Not to mention a lot of immigrants they brought are low iq invred thirdies. They just can't function in normal society with an IQ less than a gorilla...

 

[Psychobabble]

Chris chan was right about the dimensional merge.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Really the big issue lies in the sudden "retardation" of government-backed services MEANT to help people after they get hit by very sudden storms or wildfires. I feel like when that happens, it's almost a guarantee that whatever natural disaster struck was a glownigger operation from the start.

yeah, they can't summon tornadoes or earthquakes or wildfires, but they can intentionally mismanage an existing crisis

 

[Crackersandfleas]

My personal favorite is that Elon Musk is indeed a pedophile. Elon was raised in South Africa by his dad who has publicly admitted to taking him to a sex party when he was only 9 years old, this in itself could be called a form of abuse but my hunch is it was a pederasty party. Elon was also abused at summer camp and the camp he went to was one that toughened up boys, he was likely sexually assaulted there as well. Little known fact but male-sexual-abuse is higher in South Africa than other Western countries. Now, I do feel some empathy for him being abused as a child but that doesn't excuse him inflicting abuse on other kids as an adult.

We know Elon lies like breathing, a big one was lying that he held his first son in his arms as he died (SIDS) but his wife busted him on that. She was the one who held the kid as he died and then Elon went cold-hearted and actually criticized her for mourning the death of her child (and this was like a week or 2 after he died.) Holy shit dude have some compassion. That was Elon's only natural kid, all following kids were artificial.

Elon has also publicly admitted to role-playing as a toddler online, is accused of trying to join a Babyfur community (diaper wearing furries) around 2009, has been overly sympathetic to CP producers and pro-CP users on Twitter and is notoriously immature (often a sign of a person who has been sexually abused as a child.)





Now for the damning stuff. Elon has links to Epstein and Maxwell. He denied he did at first but as time went on that was proven false. He stayed at one of Epsteins New York mansions and his brother (Kimbal) dated one of Epstein's "girlfriends" which we know was a codeword Epstein used to make his victims sound like legitimate consenting adults. Epstein and Musk were likely much closer than originally thought. An email exchange between Musk and Epstein from 2016 was leaked during a trial and this email says something like "did you and Ghislaine have fun at the kung fu lesson on Saturday?" To which Elon replied "I did thank you"



Elon posted a tweet the night he got the email from Epstein that said "so it was good for you?" Which isn't a direct link but sure seems like a tounge-in-cheek reference to their kung fu practice.



Whats interesting is Maxwell is/was a suspected reddit powermod, her suspected account went silent the day she was arrested and hasn't posted since. We can believe this rumored account is true because Maxwell comes from a journalistic dynasty (sort of her dad was a media mongul more like Rupert Murdoch than a legit journalist.) So it makes sense she'd see the potential media power Reddit presented and jump on board. Many posts by her account were sharing media articles.

Why tell you about this? The Reddit account often posted on r/worldnews and on the day she allegedly meet Elon for kung fu she posted an article about a planet being found that could host life. In recent years an interview with Maxwell suggested that she and Elon had talked before in the past and one of the subjects they discussed was the possibility of life on other planets. Coincidence? Maybe but damn it seems sus. Seems like they could've been talking about the article she'd posted the day of their meeting.


(Whats real interesting is you can't find this post on her account history because she purged a ton of her posts, but it can be found on the snapshots of the subs frontpage taken by the waybackmachine.)

Once Epstein was out of the picture Elon seems to have begun befriending Diddy. You've probably heard about all the weird sex stuff Diddy was running as he was recently in court for his crimes. Elon and Diddy exchanged private texte frequently, by their own admission, and Diddy actually invested in the Twitter buyout. Strange bedfellows, eh?

One of Epstein's victims subpoenaed evidence from Twitter for her trial, which doesn't appear to have involved Elon directly, but Twitter has refused to provide the evidence. Do innocent people refuse to provide evidence like that? I wouldn't.

We all know Elon is a terrible father but to be honest the deeper I dig the more I'm expecting to find out he abused his oldest son so much it might explain why he trooned out. Who knows. I do know he uses his toddler-aged kids as photo props and that in itself is disgusting. I fully believe Elon has banged underage kids, even if its just some 16 year-old in a country where it was technically legal or something.

 

[Psychobabble]

My personal favorite is that Elon Musk is indeed a pedophile. Elon was raised in South Africa by his dad who has publicly admitted to taking him to a sex party when he was only 9 years old, this in itself could be called a form of abuse but my hunch is it was a pederasty party. Elon was also abused at summer camp and the camp he went to was one that toughened up boys, he was likely sexually assaulted there as well. Little known fact but male-sexual-abuse is higher in South Africa than other Western countries. Now, I do feel some empathy for him being abused as a child but that doesn't excuse him inflicting abuse on other kids as an adult.

Super insane that apartheid has made so many prominent capitalists eerily effective at manipulating money.

 

[Crackersandfleas]

Super insane that apartheid has made so many prominent capitalists eerily effective at manipulating money.

Sure is.

Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and David O Sacks are all South Africaneers that came to America when their slavery-mafia was shutdown in 1994. Almost seems like they are taking revenge on us kind Westerners for doing so, seeing how all these freaks are part of the Paypal Mafia

 

[Psychobabble]

Sure is.

Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and David O Sacks are all South Africaneers that came to America when their slavery-mafia was shutdown in 1994. Almost seems like they are taking revenge on us kind Westerners for doing so, seeing how all these freaks are part of the Paypal Mafia

I agree with you that Thiel and Musk are super weird, but westerners aren't that kind lol. Maybe these two did have some kind of an influence on their empathy, but good god does the west have a deep problem. The effective solution is even less clear to us. They're disoriented and frankly, orienting intensifies their disorientation.

 

[Crackersandfleas]

I agree with you that Thiel and Musk are super weird, but westerners aren't that kind lol. Maybe these two did have some kind of an influence on their empathy, but good god does the west have a deep problem. The effective solution is even less clear to us. They're disoriented and frankly, orienting intensifies their disorientation.

Sure, the Western world isn't perfect but it does feel like the sons of the South Africaneer superrich came over here about the time Apartheid ended and have been taking it out on us. Tech firms and social media have done a number to society, shit wasn't this bad a couple decades ago (not saying it was paradise but people weren't starring into their phones constantly) and lots of the big money thats been fueling private equities takeover of everything is backed by the tech-monguls fortunes.

And they all seem to worship Curtis Yarvin, the kike "philosopher."

 

[Psychobabble]

And they all seem to worship Curtis Yarvin, the kike "philosopher."

So what's your solution to the Trump administration applying the Yarvinist praxis? There's a difference between a human ethics and efficiency, Yarvin made an extremely unpopular point that Democracy is impotent in a system of inevitable efficiency because efficiency is a nuclear weapon. If anything, it's a task that deviates from something that's obviously superficial. I want to clarify one thing and I'm not saying you're doing this, but: You can only fight against your 'kikes' by listening to them, going "lalala" and ignoring them leaves you with no insight at all about them and that's exactly what they want. Open up their arguments and critique; look into Satan's devices responsibly if you want to root out evil. Many disillusioned people in a democratic society continue to wish to sustain it; even our founding fathers of America were quite critical of democracy, many people unconsciously recognize it's not the best system in the world. Yarvin's critique of democracy leaves the illusioned people in denial with fear and existential dread. It's an unintentional worship of the political diatribe, western society is effectively traumatized and it isn't helpful to turn your back against a looming monster.