The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

[MisterListerTheBlister]

If I were playing a world building, civilization-type game, and I needed to kill off a bunch of kids because Reasons, would it be better to have a couple mass shootings or a natural disaster?
Shootings have been done in the past, makes people upset and there's the chance it'll get messed up and look too much like it was federally backed.
Nature though? People have been shaking their fists at the heavens since time began, they grieve losses and get on with their lives.
Might be a nicer way to do things, right?

I'm not entirely sure if it's a schizo conspiracy theory at this point, controlling the weather. All the cycle of rain does, for example, is just pick up water, store it into clouds, and then just dumps them somewhere else when it gets too heavy to store any more water. All someone would need to do is figure out how to accelerate where those clouds move, next thing you know it's very much possible to get heat vs. cold in sudden conditions enough for some horrible storms.
Really the big issue lies in the sudden "retardation" of government-backed services MEANT to help people after they get hit by very sudden storms or wildfires. I feel like when that happens, it's almost a guarantee that whatever natural disaster struck was a glownigger operation from the start.

Also to contribute to the thread: I miss Hollow Earth theories so much bros. I hope those guys from /sudpol/ who tried to get to that certain spot in Antarctica via submarine are alright. I also vaguely remember some real old book that was being shilled about how Barron, Bannon, someone traveled to the Hollow Earth.

 

[FatalTater]

Not really a conspiracy but interesting and I wanna post about it -

Artist Ryo Tatsuki predicted that Japan will get a huge tsunami in July 2025.

There's been a lot of earthquake activity around the Pacific plate lately, bigger than just the usual rattling of the pot lid. Volcanoes are acting up as well.

Ten days left of July right now.

Will the prophecy be fulfilled?

https://earthquake.usgs.gov

 

[SIMON THE PIEMAN]

Something I've been pondering lately but I don't have any direct evidence so I'm posting it in this thread.
The recent porn ban by UK and the Collective Shout stuff with the payment processors lines oddly with some changes to the sentiment regarding immigration. We have the US giving ICE free reign and I've seen Greece and Sweden (yes, Sweden!) declaring that they will deport immigrants that failed to assimilate.
My assumption is that something has changed on an international level regarding the approach to the replacement rate problem. They need to actually get people to FUCK and you can't really get them to fuck when they're holed up in their goon caves. At the same time importing immigrants doesn't solve the problem because doing that did jack shit to the fertility rate (because they're poor and have no means to raise children) and they get addicted to porn all the same, so it's pointless to have them to begin with.
An another thing is the fag pride month basically getting skipped and troons getting abandoned by their former supporters. These people already eliminated themselves from the gene pool, so expecting them to procreate is pointless and supporting them also creates more people willing to eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Thus, they're no longer needed in a world where the priority is shifting.
Time will tell if there's anything to this theory I guess.