Sony hate thread

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i fucking hate how you go eye raped every time you turn on the fuckng ps5
This is why I just stick with the Deck, perfect U.I. Not too complex like an actual fucking browser, yet not too simple either like the Switch's U.I. If you want something more, you could always go into the Browser Mode, but aside from that, there's nothing more I could ask from it other than more games being verified like NieR: Automata.
 
I'd rather see Jak stay a relic of the platforming era and Killzone be a relic of the military shooter era than see what they would look like being made for a "modern audience"
Jak was never particularly good, but neither was it particularly bad. It was always an extended tech demo with passable gameplay. It was succeeded in that role by Uncharted, which was then succeeded by Neil Druckmann becoming the biggest faggot alive. But Daxter was never funny, the "trilogy" was actually three completely unrelated games with no coherent links other than the visual design and name of the main character, and the third game ended on an embarrassing sight gag that made any attempt to save the setting pointless.

As for Killzone, other than Killzone 2, the series was always wasted potential. Killzone 1 was some great worldbuilding ideas and aesthetics marred by lackluster execution. Killzone 3 failed to build the identity KZ2 established and haphazardly imported element of Modern Warfare and Halo. Its ending completely ruined the setting, and Shadowfall took the bad hand it was dealt by KZ3's finale and then did an embarrassing faceplant.

So not only do I not want to see the woke faggots who have uglified their games with lantern-jawed dykes pick those IPs back up, there's no reason to bring them back even as they were.
 
Jak was never particularly good, but neither was it particularly bad. It was always an extended tech demo with passable gameplay. It was succeeded in that role by Uncharted, which was then succeeded by Neil Druckmann becoming the biggest faggot alive. But Daxter was never funny, the "trilogy" was actually three completely unrelated games with no coherent links other than the visual design and name of the main character, and the third game ended on an embarrassing sight gag that made any attempt to save the setting pointless.

As for Killzone, other than Killzone 2, the series was always wasted potential. Killzone 1 was some great worldbuilding ideas and aesthetics marred by lackluster execution. Killzone 3 failed to build the identity KZ2 established and haphazardly imported element of Modern Warfare and Halo. Its ending completely ruined the setting, and Shadowfall took the bad hand it was dealt by KZ3's finale and then did an embarrassing faceplant.

So not only do I not want to see the woke faggots who have uglified their games with lantern-jawed dykes pick those IPs back up, there's no reason to bring them back even as they were.
I would say this is the worst take in the entirety of this thread, but we got that Mario Fag gargling his cock constantly, so you've got competition.
 
You know what I miss from the PS4? Fucking themes.

Hell, any form of customization really, but just getting a splash screen of whatever game I'm idling over feels cheap.
Everyone got worse.

>Vita: Fun menu with lots of themes
>PS4: Boring default menu, but plenty of dynamic themes
>PS5: Basically the same as PS4 but no themes

>Xbox 360: Each menu layout is worse than the last, but there are more (basic) themes than you can think of
>Xbox One: Only a handful of built-in themes, all of which are kinda same-y… but you can set your own background I guess

>3DS: Tons of themes
>Switch: The most boring minimalist menu there is, with black and white color variants
>Switch 2: Exact same as Switch but :wow: the icons are rounded now!
 
The GPU isn't showing up 'til Friday (our current, outdated one died) so I've resorted to using the PS5 for the first time in literal years (barring a couple instances of couch co-op with friends/family) and the experience is so depressing. Technically, it's simpler than booting up the PC is, as in it takes fewer button presses.

It might seem like a weird thing to get hung up on but I'm reminded how not kid-friendly consoles are today. They've stripped away all the color and charm (sort of like how McDonald's did), and it feels insidious.

Why aren't they cultivating the next generation of gamers? Why do they insist on being "grown-up" machines aesthetically on par with Apple and Netflix? Neither of these formats are inspiring. They're constricting. They don't even want you injecting a bit of your personality anymore with themes.

We know why they're doing this, of course. It's for advertising, for money, limiting player freedom and conditioning them to be mindless consumer drones who fear anything than the walled-in garden… while there's a whole amusement park outside of it that only requires a bit of effort to enjoy.

My husband was slower to come around to PC gaming. He grew up on PlayStation. Our love story hinged on the platform. If not for the PS4, we would've never found each other again after losing contact, but the company's too obnoxious to support now. Good memories don't justify the gutting of features, fewer games, and higher price tags. He's full-on PCMR. Thanks, Sony. I hope sucking pretentious, Jewish dick and shoving boring Aloy down our throats was worth losing life-long customers in the droves.
 
Aloy is a gay degenerate mandyke who will burn in Hell with her hobo father-figure
 
The jump from 2D to 3D really made people say some wild things.
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I don't think children play platformers nowadays. Platformers are for autistic manchildren. Kids play survival craft slop, roblox, gacha, and F2P live service shooters.
Mario, Kirby, and Donkey Kong seem really popular among my kids school friends.
 
The jump from 2D to 3D really made people say some wild things.
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I mean, Games Journalists were ALWAYS taking the piss, even back in the NES days.

Only reason why people got gaming magazines back in the day was:
  1. specific issues that had specific game guides and/or cheatcodes
  2. screenshots and previews of upcoming new and/or currently selling games
Nobody actually gave a fuck about what journofags had to say
 
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