Official Kiwi Farms 'Dubai Chocolate' Hate Thread - This thread can also serve as a hub for other Instagramslop food

[Kola]

Why do poor people hate gourmet food?

 

[Caligura]

Literally 50.75% pajeet variant. That's not accounting for other pajeet types under Others. Absolutely grim holy shit what is wrong with these people.

Money.

 

[Super Guido]

I've had versions from a couple different companies, and I'm not impressed with it. So it's a crunchy chocolate pistachio bar - big whoop.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Why do poor people hate gourmet food?

When you actually know the value of something, like food, in a way that is relevant rather then abstract, you can recognize bullshit scams when you see them.

Poor people dont hate gourmet food per se, they hate being told that this artsy bullshit that is clearly worth only two hours of putting fries in the bag is akshually worth 40 hours of putting fries in the bag because it comes from a single origin green farm and is blessed by shamans before being handled by a totally legit master tik tok chef.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I spent $20 on a Dubai chocolate bar at a gas station before I knew it was a tiktok thing, and it was really good. Deal with it, fags.

 

[Super Guido]

I spent $20 on a Dubai chocolate bar at a gas station before I knew it was a tiktok thing, and it was really good. Deal with it, fags.

That might have helped, tbh. A guy I know was acting like it was the second coming of Jesus, and kept insisting I try it (again, as I had already tried it before and it was just okay) I was like "That's it?"

 

[Mike Patton Official]

Months ago it was very trendy in my country, my aunt bought me one. Apparently I got one of the very last few because on that day it sold out everywhere. Ate it, was fine, the next day found out people were selling it on vinted for over 5x the original price.

Anyways, now it's available everywhere and no one seems to buy it.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Dubai has zero culture.

Are the Dubai Porta Potties not part of its culture?

I've tried the Dubai Chocolate before and thought it was pretty good albeit incredibly sweet, but I got mine from a Yemeni bakery. I think if you were to get it from Trader Joe's, it would taste horrible.

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What is this monstrosity. This is the kind of thing that would make a Victorian child kneel over and die right on the spot. I shudder to think how many calories this is.

 

[User 206765]

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What a joke of a country. More 'jeets than there are native Emiratis.

Spoiler: PL

as someone in the white part of the statistic, holy shit the amount of fucking indians and other assorted shitskins, it makes me wanna just throw up. And the "others" are more than likely arabs and niggers.

Anyways, its pretty good imo but i can see why people think its utter fucking lunacy the prices are or the sweetness being too much.

 

[rosecig]

My boyfriend keeps being a snob about Dubai chocolate and saying the current one isn't "real Dubai chocolate" it's quite frustrating.

 

[AnOminous]

I've tried the Dubai Chocolate before and thought it was pretty good albeit incredibly sweet, but I got mine from a Yemeni bakery. I think if you were to get it from Trader Joe's, it would taste horrible.

It's good, and I'd go so far as great, but not $20 a bar great.

I feel honored to not know what the fuck Dubai Chocolate or Labubu's are, really shows how disconnected I really am. But that first pic of the chocolate looks like literal diarrhea is leaking out, so no thanks.

The bar in the OP looks nasty as fuck. What I got didn't have gunk oozing out of it in liquid form.

 

[Peep Plops]

I spent $20 on a Dubai chocolate bar at a gas station before I knew it was a tiktok thing, and it was really good. Deal with it, fags.

Local retard wastes 20 dollars on a candybar, fags unable to deal.

 

[Caligura]

The welcome to the beautiful city of Dubai!

 

[The Un-Clit]

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The welcome to the beautiful city of Dubai!

If there is one thing jeets do well, it's tea.

Masala chai fucking slaps, and I am spoiled for all other tea now.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

If there is one thing jeets do well, it's tea.

I don't trust jeets with anything, specially anything edible.

 

[Otterly]

Best tinfoil hat stuff I’ve heard about it is that Dubai chocolate was the term for something extremely unpleasant and the bars are just a way of flooding the internet with other uses of the phrase

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

My wife found the lowest quality version of this shit on Temu. I told her not to get it, i don’t trust any food sold on Temu of all places. A big box of it was like 2.50$ you can’t tell me that would not have you shitting in the street like the proudest pajeet

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

My wife found the lowest quality version of this shit on Temu. I told her not to get it, i don’t trust any food sold on Temu of all places. A big box of it was like 2.50$ you can’t tell me that would not have you shitting in the street like the proudest pajeet

Enjoy parasites, Temu child.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

My wife found the lowest quality version of this shit on Temu. I told her not to get it, i don’t trust any food sold on Temu of all places. A big box of it was like 2.50$ you can’t tell me that would not have you shitting in the street like the proudest pajeet

Your wife is retarded if she even considered getting food from Temu.

Divorce immediately.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Imagine putting something from Dubai in your mouth and not being an Instagram 'fitness influencer'