Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
Surprised me to learn that that e-mail addresses has been known since 2019. I didn't recall having seen it before.


To be fair, I wasn't reading his thread back in 2019, and the thread search let me down when looking for "enkle". I guess he was still held in relatively high regard 6 years ago, so no-one really wanted to dig into it too much. Given that he was using the "Enklechewer" moniker back in 2003, it's at least not disparaging his own children (it's OK though - he's more than made up for that in the intervening years).

Imagine using your old Everquest-related email address for "business transactions", how embarrassing!
 
Turns out he was a member of On-line Gamers Anonymous
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Nick’s strategy is to make it look like his family needs him so that he can avoid a month in the clink. He can’t even leave for 8 hours, how could they possibly survive for 27 days!? The courts take this into serious consideration when sentencing.


Nevermind the fact that they did just fine while he was in Las Vegas harassing Imholte by leaking private text messages in public.
 
Rate me 🌈 if you think Nick won't go to jail in August, and ❤️ if you think he will. (Or rate me dumb or whatever, it's not like I can control you, I'm not your dad.)

My vote is he's going to fucking jail because he's insufferable and they're just giving him the chance to try and prove he cares about repenting for his crimes but he clearly doesn't give a shit.

But I expect most think he won't because, money.
I voted :optimistic: because Minnesota is a shit-hole blue state. That being said, the possiblity of seeing a Fox News 9 article reading "Disgraced YouTube Personality Sent to Jail..." will be delicious.
 
Nick’s strategy is to make it look like his family needs him so that he can avoid a month in the clink. He can’t even leave for 8 hours, how could they possibly survive for 27 days!? The courts take this into serious consideration when sentencing.

It's nuts how he defaults to using his kids as human shields for every fucking thing.

* Why can't we watch his trial? KiwiFarmers just want to get eyes on his underage kids.
* Why won't he release the bodycam? People just want to see where his kids sleep.
* Why shouldn't he get jail time? Gotta drive his keeeeeedz around.
* Why'd he agree to seal his CPS case? His kids' privacy, of course.
* Why was his house disgusting with trash and dirty clothes piled everywhere? Don't you know what having 5 kids is like?
* Why shouldn't he have to do community service? His kids need him during the day! **
* Why can't you talk about April/Kayla in superchats or his chat anymore? He is censoring all talk of his family to protect his kids.

* Why is he trying to drive Aaron to suicide? You might think it's narcissistic injury but it's actually to protect the mother of his kids.
* Why does he get into fistfights with Kayla? It's to protect his kids from her
* Why'd he choke-slam his 17 year old in the chiropractor's office? He had to - to protect him and the other kids, can't let them get too soft.
* Why did he abuse so many drugs? He needed stimulants to have enough waking hours to take care of his kids
* Why didn't he hire a new Nanny when Chaney quit? For his kids - it was time they learned a sense of independence.
* Why did he swing with Aaron? He needed a new Nanny for his kids
* Why does he refuse to feed his kids? He's protecting them from obesity
* Why does he refuse to clothe his kids? Laundry detergent irritates their skin - it's for the kids' sake

** started making them up after this
 
"I'm trying to convince the county that my "heat allergy" precludes me from physical labor in the unbearably harsh Minnesota summer sun." :really:

Let's just take a moment to appreciate that his first day on the chain gang will have been toiling away in some of the worst conditions that Minnesota's humid-continental climatic region has to offer, with 83°F that at first may seem tame to anyone accustomed to dry desert climes, but is more comparable to an Alabama swamp with 53% humidity, plus an unobstructed sun beating down on his low-albedo beet-red beak's enormous surface area, plus stagnant wind conditions never offering even a moment's reprieve, all collectively making it actually feel like a brutal, sweltering 87°F sure to make his "heat allergy" symptoms unbearably excruciating, and all without any access to that ~104°F hot tub that somehow magically renders him immune:

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If there is a god, it is a just and vengeful one.

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I apologize for the long post (especially if I'm retreading old ground) also Im not a lawyer, so forgive me if I'm misreading these statutes, but it unfortunately looks like not only will Nick get away with the shit talking Aaron (even if the HRO sticks) but he's probably already been given "the talk" about doing his CS and it's relation to his time in jail (hence his PO talking with him recently)

So statute 609.135 is on the stay of imposition/execution of sentences. It's second definition is what's of interest to us
2)(the court) may place the defendant on probation with or without supervision and on the terms the court prescribes, including intermediate sanctions when practicable. The court may order the supervision to be under the probation officer of the court, or, if there is none and the conviction is for a felony or gross misdemeanor, by the commissioner of corrections, or in any case by some other suitable and consenting person. Unless the court directs otherwise, state parole and probation agents and probation officers may impose community work service or probation violation sanctions, consistent with section 243.05, subdivision 1, or sections 244.197 to 244.199.
So Nick's community service is part of his probation, at least partially, so lets get into them.

243.05 covers the definition and limitations of the powers of "the Commissioner of Corrections" which seems to be the general term for the Parole/probation system in MN. The first couple parts of subdivision 1 are irrelevant to us, either being about murder convictions from the 1960s and 1980s, establishing how new rules are added, or explicitly saying PO's written word is enough for LEOs to arrest a probie.

However we have section G
(g) Except as otherwise provided in subdivision 1b, in considering applications for conditional release or discharge, the commissioner is not required to hear oral argument from any attorney or other person not connected with an adult correctional facility of the Department of Corrections in favor of or against the parole or release of any inmates. The commissioner may institute inquiries by correspondence, taking testimony, or otherwise, as to the previous history, physical or mental condition, and character of the inmate and, to that end, has the authority to require the attendance of the chief executive officer of any state adult correctional facility and the production of the records of these facilities, and to compel the attendance of witnesses. The commissioner is authorized to administer oaths to witnesses for these purposes.
Nothing super interesting,(1b only applies to 1st degree murder charges) just saying the commissioner doesn't have to hear lawyer or "witness" testimony outside of Correction department related individuals, only using layperson witnesses for the defendant's physical, and mental condition.

The real (imo) hype killer is section h
(h) Before revoking a nonviolent controlled substance offender's parole or probation based on a technical violation, when the offender does not present a risk to the public and the offender is amenable to continued supervision in the community, a parole or probation agent must identify community options to address and correct the violation including, but not limited to, inpatient substance use disorder treatment. If a probation or parole agent determines that community options are appropriate and available in the state, the agent must seek to restructure the offender's terms of release to incorporate those options. If an offender on probation stipulates in writing to restructure the terms of release, a probation agent must forward a report to the district court containing:

(1) the specific nature of the technical violation of probation;

(2) the recommended restructure to the terms of probation; and

(3) a copy of the offender's signed stipulation indicating that the offender consents to the restructuring of probation.

(i) The recommended restructuring of probation becomes effective when confirmed by a judge. The order of the court is proof of confirmation and amends the terms of the sentence imposed by the court under section 609.135.
again NAL but this reads like the state wants to offer "redemptive correction" instead of jail if they think you aren't a threat (or a trust-fund rich kid gas huffer). So Nick will, if he hasn't already (I think he had the irl sit-down with his PO when he was AWOL from the Internet) be forced to play repentant probie, swear to and sign a restructuring of his probation terms, then go home.

Section I ties into H, basically saying the the restructuring has to follow 609.135.

Section J says if a non-violent controlled substance offender has parole/probation revoked, LEO who arrest the offender have to try and place them in a local jail first, so regardless of if it's Stearns, Kandy Yoshi, or elsewhere that Nick actually catches that probation revoking charge from, he's going down to Kandy-Yo county with all hasin and Gloyd Ford.
Section K defines the important terms for the statutes that I feel would be nice for us to see.
(k) For purposes of paragraphs (h) to (k):

(1) "nonviolent controlled substance offender" means a person who meets the criteria described under section 244.0513, subdivision 2, clauses (1), (2), and (5); and

(2) "technical violation" means any violation of a court order of probation or a condition of parole, except an allegation of a subsequent criminal act that is alleged in a formal complaint, citation, or petition

244.197-244.199 cover the initiation of a sanctions conference, basically the meeting to talk about a violation and how/what they are going to do about it. Only thing of particular interest is technically Nick doesn't/didn't have to attend the conference, as 244.199 covers the defendant's right to opt out of attending. That meeting would be where Nick's PO, or I guess "the county's PO" if it's not the same, would request his apprehension from a judge.

Like I said I think Nick will get off with the violation of his probation if it's only the potential HRO violation, but either way I saw someone posted AI stuff so I wanted to look into at least state level statutes.

Links: 609.135, 243.05, 244.197, 244.198 244.199
 
The funniest thing would be if Nick gets thrown in jail at his community service, the cops just waiting there to pick him up. Whether it's for the potential TRO violations, or pissing hot, or whatever- that would just be too great.
Knowing that Nicky boy thinks he's a professional chef I guarantee he signed up for one of the like 4ish food based community service providers in his area if he got to choose (probably Wilmar food shelf, as it seems the lowest rated and least likely to have visitors)

So I imagine him giving some homeless guy a pack of ramen and a can of beans as the cops walk in to arrest him, causing him to throw the can at the cops an hide behind the counter, screeching.
 
Also why does he put the whole dam mouth of the bottle in his mouth?
You know why.

For the radio station he's in conversations with for a job, he suggested a billboard with his mugshot with the caption "He's Back!".
The blue one or the red one?

Ceiling cats in his little lair, but the spiritual reality of the bedroom is ceiling Aarons.1752102655669.webp
 
The funniest thing would be if Nick gets thrown in jail at his community service, the cops just waiting there to pick him up. Whether it's for the potential TRO violations, or pissing hot, or whatever- that would just be too great.
Personally I would let him work and arrest him on the last day of his community service.
 
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