Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Just going to say this, if you ever feel guilty over the shit I told you about your people, weeeell...

I have a suggestion.

1. Get a sharp knife.
2. Kneel down, legs halfway spread, using knees for balance.
3. Shove blade in your stomach.
4. Twist blade to the right, 90 degrees.
5. Pull it out, and repeat 3, 5

That's pretty much it! For the decapitation, uh... I dunno, you might need an accomplice for the head cutting, unless you want to feel yourself bleed to death.
 
Just going to say this, if you ever feel guilty over the shit I told you about your people, weeeell...

I have a suggestion.

1. Get a sharp knife.
2. Kneel down, legs halfway spread, using knees for balance.
3. Shove blade in your stomach.
4. Twist blade to the right, 90 degrees.
5. Pull it out, and repeat 3, 5

That's pretty much it! For the decapitation, uh... I dunno, you might need an accomplice for the head cutting, unless you want to feel yourself bleed to death.
Good thing I neither care nor feel guilty about anything you've said!
 
Just going to say this, if you ever feel guilty over the shit I told you about your people, weeeell...

I have a suggestion.

1. Get a sharp knife.
2. Kneel down, legs halfway spread, using knees for balance.
3. Shove blade in your stomach.
4. Twist blade to the right, 90 degrees.
5. Pull it out, and repeat 3, 5

That's pretty much it! For the decapitation, uh... I dunno, you might need an accomplice for the head cutting, unless you want to feel yourself bleed to death.
Claudio, can you stop acting like an Aztec for two minutes?
 
Gringos from here: REEEEE WE HATE BLACK PEOPLE.

Also the same Gringos: *The majority sex slaves on the sex trafficking industry are either minors or adult Africans of both sexes* A hole is a hole, dood!
The majority of slaves are Africans trafficked to other Africans. Nowadays if you live anywhere civilized, you can just buy a Ukrainian.
 
Just going to say this, if you ever feel guilty over the shit I told you about your people, weeeell...

I have a suggestion.

1. Get a sharp knife.
2. Kneel down, legs halfway spread, using knees for balance.
3. Shove blade in your stomach.
4. Twist blade to the right, 90 degrees.
5. Pull it out, and repeat 3, 5

That's pretty much it! For the decapitation, uh... I dunno, you might need an accomplice for the head cutting, unless you want to feel yourself bleed to death.
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Don't cut yourself on all that edge Jose.
 
1. Get a sharp knife.
2. Kneel down, legs halfway spread, using knees for balance.
3. Shove blade in your stomach.
4. Twist blade to the right, 90 degrees.
5. Pull it out, and repeat 3, 5
Claudio-san.... you have brought great dishonor to your family. All of these underage animals have tainted your legacy.
 
Wait, Sparkletor has recordings of being showered by his parents?
Lol. It's funnier if we just pretend this is true.

Yes, Claudio. My parents made a video where they give me a shower. What's wrong with that? It's completely innocent unlike raping a cat or stabbing a child with a ballpoint pen.
 
Lol. It's funnier if we just pretend this is true.

Yes, Claudio. My parents made a video where they give me a shower. What's wrong with that? It's completely innocent unlike raping a cat or stabbing a child with a ballpoint pen.
Well of course he would get excited over that. Similar to how he browses e621 and enjoys Ganondorf fucking Link. And if I'm not mistaken, that refers to Ocarina Of Time and well...lets just say Link is rather young.
 
IF HE WAS MY SON, I WOULD HAVE STRAPPED HIM ONTO ONE OF THE BOMBS WE DROPPED IN IRAN. WASTE OF SPACE.
No, Sludge. He isn't American like your blood thirsty retards of citizens.
And you only found out about it last month. Gee, what a close family.
Hey, buddy. How are those elderly that are being abused (and often killed) up there in the elderly homes doing?
Traditionally, cooking has been considered a woman's responsibility in Mexican culture.
Are you implying women and men aren't the same? Weren't you the same retard who called my country archaic over... *checks notes* """assigned genders at birth"""?

Claudio confirming he's a sissy bitch.
Translation: "I don't cook."

What a flex, Sparkletor.
Yes, Claudio. My parents made a video where they give me a shower. What's wrong with that?
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Hook and sinker. Thank you, Spark.
 
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Hey, buddy. How are those elderly that are being abused (and often killed) up there in the elderly homes doing?
I don't know. In America we just put them in those places to die. We don't check on how they're doing.
Are you implying women and men aren't the same? Weren't you the same retard who called my country archaic over... *checks notes* """assigned genders at birth"""?
That's America. I'm talking about Mexican culture. In American culture, men and women can cook. In Mexico, that's a bitch job. You are in Mexico, therefore you are a kitchen bitch.
Translation: "I don't cook."

What a flex, Sparkletor.
Because I'm not a woman.
Hook and sinker. Thank you, Spark.
Well your hook and sinker just went to the bottom of the lake because you forgot the line in your brilliant idiom.
 
... I thought you guys hated Indians and non white people. Pick a lane, buddy!
No, I don't. Again, I'm from the land of soccer and samba, which happens to have the most mixed DNA in the world.
Hmm. What a good ques—

Disney: USA
Hollywood: USA
The start of the modern porn industry: USA
The road to mainstream gay porn industry: By American jews.
I meant whether you defended status exclusive places on games or not.
I only mentioned female ones because with the male ones I would only need Bugs Bunny to essentially murder your team's logic: @Goycast Guy and @Po's Cootah . After all, Bugs Bunny has always cross dressed.
What does that have to do with anything? I don't really care about gay funny animal characters. I'm just saying that furries have also existed outside of the USA. Sure, the USA has helped a lot with the modern animation industry, especially with funny animals, but Japan is home to many famous modern mascot characters, including Sonic, which is what has birthed Chris Chan's lolcow behavior and this site in the first place. The USA didn't invent those things.

Also, Crash Bandicoot may be American-made, but the Japanese also built the franchise. The USA has currently huge influences on everything, including media, yes - they shaped modern anime, after all - but Hello Kitty and Totoro would not be the same if they were made in America. They still have strong Japanese influences in their designs.
 
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