Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 17 35.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 18 37.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 8.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 9 18.8%

  • Total voters
    48
We probably won't see him doing his community service but we can imagine...
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Yeah, countless homicidal niggers changed their lives after smashing rocks...
It's not about changing their ways, really it's just a way to profit in some capacity off otherwise net negatives on society; it *is* a foolhardy proposition I agree, but until we have a way to recycle reprobates into biomass for fuel sources, this is the best option
 
The main risk with Nick doing community service is that he might intentionally sabotage whatever task he's given out of spite. If I was his supervisor, I'd give him some pointless task like building a hut in the woods, and then when at the end of the 80 hours he comes to me like "Aha! You gave me the task of building a hut, but I have pulled a fast one on you, foolish sir. See how I have built a St Andrews Cross instead, in complete contradiction of your orders!" I'd just call him a retard and set it on fire.
 
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If I was his supervisor, I'd give him some pointless task like building a hut in the woods, and then
More fun to give him a task he knows is pointless during every second of his execution, e.g, moving wheelbarrows of rocks from point A to B and back again for eight hours. This was a major torture device that’s been used for millennia. It can break a man who is unable to contain his emotions and feels the need to agitate and fight everything and everyone with whom he disagrees. A nervous breakdown on the spot was often the outcome.
 
Wait does arms girl have more defined arms then baldo??? (Looking for picture) oh look she has a page here on the farms... More digging for the arms photo of memory. Nah this will do.Update found it..
 

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Crazy how the past five or so years have just been a non-stop midlife crisis for Nick. The Rustang, the drugs, the trips to Hedo 2, the polycule, the shitty tattoos, and now this Zoomer cut. I guess that's what happens when no one around you can (or will) snap you out of it. Call it a nitpick if you must, but this is a haircut for guys 20 years his junior that are trying to hide a premature visit from the Norwood Reaper. This isn't how a middle-age father of five styles his hair, or at least one who hasn't reached Narnia from being so deep in the closet.
 
Rate me 🌈 if you think Nick won't go to jail in August, and ❤️ if you think he will. (Or rate me dumb or whatever, it's not like I can control you, I'm not your dad.)

My vote is he's going to fucking jail because he's insufferable and they're just giving him the chance to try and prove he cares about repenting for his crimes but he clearly doesn't give a shit.

But I expect most think he won't because, money.
Need an option for where both Nick and Aaron end up in jail. That would be very kino especially if they are sent to the same facility. Like a Circle of Life, it ends where it all began.
 
Need an option for where both Nick and Aaron end up in jail. That would be very kino especially if they are sent to the same facility. Like a Circle of Life, it ends where it all began.
They won't. Different counties. Different jails.

I suppose they could both hypothetically go to the same prison, but they'd each have to fuck up more than they already have. Minnesota is soft on crime.
 
My sense is that the authorities are going easy on Nick in part to spare Kayla further humiliation. Whereas if she was my relative and I knew and loved those kids, I’d want to hang Nick from his fingernails.
Best the finger nails and not his balls, He's too used to that.

He’s either in heart failure, lung failure, liver failure or a combination of the three. This has come up several times now and it’s a very clear progression.


See? Look specifically at the middle finger on the right hand. He’s cooked.

I wish but I've seen some of the worst addicts somehow drag out and live into their 70s before.
It is like being a horrible person extends your lifespan.

This is my dramatic pre-enactment.

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God this is a good reminder. I hope his volunteer work is out in the sun. Its gonna be real hot and humid these next few weeks
Shoulda done it in spring Nicky.
COOK for us ya faggot.
 
It is like being a horrible person extends your lifespan.
I’ve spoken to multiple doctors who have affirmed that there is something to the idea that the nastiest people often live the longest despite their health ailments, purely out of spite.

If only we could get Nick to believe napping on train tracks is the height of cool.
 
Nick just can’t accurately identify the problem today. Hint: It ain’t Aaron Imholte.
Well, it's the lack thereof. :really:
wait i thought he took care of llc lapsing
His lapsing was only taken care of when Aaron Imholte was with them, and gradually it became less consensual.

Anyway, I looked it over again today with fresh eyes for hints on what Nick might be doing. This is as close as they get to describing it on page 20:
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This appears to be accurate because he whined like a petulant child about "not being able to pay $800 instead of doing 80 hours of work". He might have been a bit more sober on that day because 800/10 is indeed 80, not 44.

Like repeatedly bending. With some required twisting at the waist. For 8 hours every day. Do we get to vote? I choose 'roofing'
Don't get him excited... :really:

My only hope is the MA probation service has a medic on staff to take his blood pressure, and said medic is a great big scandinavian prude who dismisses him back to the work detail:
And do you know the false positives rates of blood pressure tests? Maybe the cops stoked his scrote to decrease the reading. How many abstracts did you read?
 
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