Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Man In A Dress]

Prove you aren't American. You know what to do, ruskie!

Nope. As I told you already, you made the claim so prove it you demented fool.

I officially blame people LIKE YOU for the millions of deaths worldwide caused by suicide. You are all killers, you have blood in your hands.

Very cool ngl

The deaths of men, who kill themselves because people like you gaslit them into believing their suffering is deserved and no one will help them.

The deaths of women, who kill themselves because people like you gaslit them into believing their suffering is their fault and no one will ever love them.

The deaths of teens, who kill themselves because people like you gaslit them into believing their that they are better off not alive.

For every pointy finger you raise, the rest of your hands is marred with their blood.

All the YouTubers that didn't commit any actual crimes, but still killed themselves, and doomed themselves, were killed by you.

Everything I said is your fault. And you'll pay for it when you die. This includes you, @Goycast Guy.

So when are you gonna do it? We have a quota to maintain and that killcount++ ain't gonna increment itself.

You wouldn't fucking survive Mexico for a week. You would cry in an hour. And I'm not even talking about physical danger or anything, I mean you would cry from having your feelings hurt.

You're speaking from experience, aren't you?

I love how you retards keep implying I'm on a wheelchair, when my disease is actually pretty fucking mild (thank my mom for making it mild and not actually bad).

Thank your mom for only being a WHORE and not and getting the coat hanger for a botched DIY job.

A) I have never broken a bone. I have never sprained any of my ankles despite twisting them.
B) Never had a cavity in my teeth, not a single one. (The 3rd molars don't count, dumbasses. I had all 4 removed. The milk teeth don't count either.)
C) Any actual accident that should have broken something in my skeleton, only caused mild bruising.

Aww is mom proud of her little embrassment?

Get fucked. Take a knife and cut your hands off.

Is something wrong? You seem upset.

 

[Po's Cootah]

I don't care if you retards put this in a collection with a fallacious title in the tab, but—

I officially blame people LIKE YOU for the millions of deaths worldwide caused by suicide. You are all killers, you have blood in your hands.

The deaths of men, who kill themselves because people like you gaslit them into believing their suffering is deserved and no one will help them.

The deaths of women, who kill themselves because people like you gaslit them into believing their suffering is their fault and no one will ever love them.

The deaths of teens, who kill themselves because people like you gaslit them into believing their that they are better off not alive.

For every pointy finger you raise, the rest of your hands is marred with their blood.

All the YouTubers that didn't commit any actual crimes, but still killed themselves, and doomed themselves, were killed by you.

Everything I said is your fault. And you'll pay for it when you die. This includes you, @Goycast Guy.

"B-B-BUT U ALSO SAID–"

None of the people I have told them to kill themselves actually did so, in my entire life.

So get to it.

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Also you: Tells people to die in gruesome ways for not agreeing with you.

One of the rules of Kiwi Farms is to not touch the lolcows and not harass them - and we are "touching" you as a lolcow because you're here. This site does not directly harass people, it only exposes them. If you are considered a lolcow by us, then you really fucked up AND you refuse to change as a person.

Little do you know that Kiwi Farms is not the absolute cause of suicide - otherwise, the suicide rate would drop to 0% when Keffals tried to take it down.

By the way, didn't you have a bad reputation in the late 2000's for sending people to harass whoever gave your YouTube videos bad ratings?

 

[GizmoG]

One of the rules of Kiwi Farms is to not touch the lolcows and not harass them - and we are "touching" you as a lolcow because you're here. This site does not directly harass people, it only exposes them. If you are considered a lolcow by us, then you really fucked up AND you refuse to change as a person.

Perfect summary of the stance of the forum.

Firstly, unlike the faggy "holier-than-thou" Reddit snark subreddits, who believe they have a moral obligation to directly interact with lolcows and fuck with them, that is not something we support. Lolcows don't even need this level of interaction to do the stupid shit they will inevitably do, just leave them to their own devices and they will provide all the entertainment you'd want anyways.

Secondly, a lolcow by it's eccentric nature will struggle with the proper self-reflection to realize why they are a lolcow and how they can avoid such behavior. Whether it is due to some mental illness where they cannot even fathom the idea that they are doing anything wrong, or some insanely inflated ego where its rationalized as "just be some random shitters who think this", or other forms of cope. This is generally why it is usually pointless to moralize and try to "reason" with lolcows, as it's in their nature to ignore any reasonable advice. Even hitting absolute rock bottom (like Rekeita) is sometimes not even enough to trigger this necessary self-reflection and force personality changes to move away from being a lolcow.

In the case of @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, this guy came to us and continued to stay once his embarrassing history was exposed. Even with well-meaning people telling him to leave and stop embarrassing himself with absurd DMs, profile posts, and thread posts ranging from defending his past to seething with retard rage against different participants in the thread. It's hilarious now that his angle is "wah wah wah you guys are mean!!", expecting anything other than ridicule. You don't like what we got to say about you? Fuck off and go somewhere else. The solution to your problems have always been available, let me highlight it for you below:

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

You: IT'S RAPE

It would be rape. No sane person would consent to having sex with you.

Hey, @Goycast Guy

Do you cook pick up Domino's? I sure did, right now.

Imma eat.

Bitch

ftfy

His legacy still eclipses your entire family tree's, by the way.

If my legacy was you, I'd choke myself to death on a burrito, too.

You don't want to help ANYONE.

No, I just want to laugh at retards on the Internet. What gave you the impression that we were some kind of Internet therapy site? Retard.

 

[Po's Cootah]

For the retards: The reason I didn't just share the raw photograph of Alva is because it's not edited.

The edited one has this layered on.

KEK
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The whole "Claudio raped a cat" started from a retard deliberately misinterpreting my story about how I found an injured cat and it stuck, showing that the "Broken Telephone" syndrome will always be part of human nature.

But, you know... That's a very weird way to reply to someone who jokingly called you a zoophile because you were a furry who liked feral content. Why would you specifically mention that?

(reminds me of Fabiano Honorato - a Brazilian lolcow - who accidentally admitted to sexually assaulting a 4-year-old girl when he was 12 after someone joked about him leaving Lola Bunny for a toddler. Yes, he is still a pedo as an adult, since he has sent nudes to someone who pretended to be a child on Facebook.)

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Experience dealing with you, yeah.

There is no need to talk to a mirror, mate.

Why would you specifically mention that?

Acting disingenuous? You? Shocker. I'm SHOCKED.

 

[Goycast Guy]

lol, please never stop being the cause of your own demise Claudio. You can’t even read the first post on this page.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

It's time Claudio. Drop the 300 paragraph sperg out! We wont accept anything else.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Acting disingenuous? You? Shocker. I'm SHOCKED.

Again. Why did you specifically mention encountering a cat with a prolapsed anus in an attempt to say you were not a zoophile?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

(reminds me of Fabiano Honorato - a Brazilian lolcow - who accidentally admitted to sexually assaulting a 4-year-old girl when he was 12 after someone joked about him leaving Lola Bunny for a toddler. Yes, he is still a pedo as an adult, since he has sent nudes to someone who pretended to be a child on Facebook.)

...I'm so gonna fucking have to use a Frank West quote, because holy shit.

...How ironically fitting, though. You being (obviously) mulatto and all.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Claudio finally poste- aaaand it's not the manifesto. Anyways, this guy rapes cats to death.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

No, disingenious fucks. This isn't affirming the point. I know the entire context of that scene.

.... Well, that, and because I clearly sound confused here.

 

[Goycast Guy]

The powers of the moon have been activated Claudio. Drop the fucking manifesto.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

lol, please never stop being the cause of your own demise Claudio. You can’t even read the first post on this page.

Rip that cross off your profile picture, we both know that's for decoration.

THE GOD'S HONEST IRONY OF YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BEING OFF OF THEIR MEDS IS SO THICK AND DENSE IT COULD STOP A BULLET. GRAMPS IS LOOKING DOWN FROM HEAVEN IN SHAME.

I wonder when you'll realize how schizoid you sound here.

I'd argue you can really only lop off one, then you're pretty much stuck.

You ask your daddy or mommy to cut the other, duh.

That would be pretty gay if I was here to make friends.

>Pretty gay

You already look like a walking homosexual stereotype. Enlarged face and all.

[Schizophrenic """"1st worlder""""" ranting]

Literally fucking schizophrenic rambling, what the fuck. (Let's ignore I proved he doesn't even like Roblox)

 

[Goycast Guy]

Rip that cross off your profile picture, we both know that's for decoration.

Dude holy shit, you’re such a fucking autist.

You already look like a walking homosexual stereotype. Enlarged face and all.

That will never not be funny coming from a faggot. Stop projecting your homosexuality onto me, faggot.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

So, uh...

Where is it, bud?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

"OMG THIS PIECE OF SHIT CLAUDIO HE HASN'T WORKED AT ALL ON HIS FUCKING─"

What the fuck is this, then?

This is just going to be a tiny section of the entire fucking thing.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You said the 10th Claudio. Where is it?

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

"OMG THIS PIECE OF SHIT CLAUDIO HE HASN'T WORKED AT ALL ON HIS FUCKING─"

What the fuck is this, then?

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This is just going to be a tiny section of the entire fucking thing.

Did you write the entire manifesto in iMessage? Are we going to have to read it as screenshots of texts to your boyfriend?

 

[GizmoG]

Literally fucking schizophrenic rambling, what the fuck. (Let's ignore I proved he doesn't even like Roblox)

LMAO @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, you know that is absolutely not schizo rambling. You literally have no response to anything stated because you realize how much of a raging faggot you look like. All good mijo, stay mad.