Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[itogi]

Also he shared the Heartbound_Completion.xlsx

Chapter 5 development is still full of 0%s

 

[ScurvyRat]

I've said this before, in a sense the OST is the most real part of the game, so he leverages it to the literal maximum.
It's the only thing that is complete, and it's the only thing that is well done.

He feels good clinging to it, gives the impression that the other components will follow the same standards.

which is really funny because it sounds like run of the mil vidya music. There's nothing special or catchy about these songs. Entirely forgettable.

Meanwhile if I type the word "Sans" you now have that song stuck in your head

Toby Fox stays winning

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

can some one compare progress that he posted with the clip from 2024?

 

[yt Oliander]

Also he shared the Heartbound_Completion.xlsx

Mald's overall 'TOTAL' formula here doesn't include chapter 5 for some very weird reason.

His actual completion rate, according to his fucking awful, ugly spreadsheet should be 75%

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

As funny as the ferret rape is, probably best not to brigade threads with comments about it because it will turn the normals away. Probably better to just start commenting about how stupid his wig looks as if he's really bald.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

He then manages to be shocked that people who play Minecraft, a sandbox game limited only by your own imagination, like to explore the limits of the game using their imagination.

Hold on, couldn't he just set up a bigger "no building chunk"? Nigga just make it bigger so it's harder to grief.
No, you have to micromanage people to get your dick up so you can stick it faster into the next ferretwitz's victim.

 

[Warai Otoko]

I posted this on the other thread because I thought he didn't talk about mald.
Cockroach roast 14 minutes in

This lolcows brother made a video about SKG. Clickbait title.

 

[Professor Donger]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1943252104946291157

 

[PrestonHolt]

Mald's overall 'TOTAL' formula here doesn't include chapter 5 for some very weird reason.

Ive seen couple of clips in this thread where he says that he consider game as "done" with act 4, that he will then later work on and add act 5 as whatever he called it.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

changing faces will be too much work that im willing to commit to
i want to finish by the sunday
changing the color of the faces though kinda works
anyway heres a rough sketch of the center
i did a lot of tracing here to just figure out the positioning but i will redo it it for the next one
View attachment 7626817

It might translate through if you just replace the black under it with something similar to the blue that the old ubisoft logo had, the shape plus the color might be enough.

Like a blue glow under the symbol or something.

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Ive seen couple of clips in this thread where he says that he consider game as "done" with act 4, that he will then later work on and add act 5 as whatever he called it.

>Hasn't even finished the game yet
>Already decided to add DLC
He truly is a Blizzard employee down to his bones.

 

[yt Oliander]

Ive seen couple of clips in this thread where he says that he consider game as "done" with act 4, that he will then later work on and add act 5 as whatever he called it.

Very convenient! Strange that he DOES include Chapter 5 in the Incomplete calculation though

 

[Hooked on phobics]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1943252104946291157

saw this too. nice timeline of it

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

As much as the tech-related stuff annoys me, it's baffling that he considers his awful, unoriginal shitty third-grade-level writing the bottleneck.

 

[ScurvyRat]

>i'm slow at writing
>after each line i directly translate it into 6 languages
>I have to make the puns work in all 6 languages for my shitty slow writing

This is possibly his biggest lie so far.

First of all, this is all bullshit. We've seen his "writing"



This is allegedly what he's spending most of his time on? Bullshit. Go fuck yourself, Mald. On a low-average, you should be doing about 30-40 words per minute. He claims to have 750 lines of dialogue in a room, well at an average of 2-3 words per line, that should only take you an hour TOPS.

Multiply that across 100 rooms (I'm being generous because he implies this is one of the larger rooms) you're only looking at 100 hours of work for the writing. 75k words is nothing to sneeze at, being the equivalent of a small novel. If you increase WPM writing speed, this can be done, easily, in under a month of working on it for 2-3 hours a day.

But we all know that's not what Jason is doing. This is all cope for the fact that he's shit at writing and is too busy reading this thread or banning people on social media or maybe even shoving a ferret up his ass

Second of all, no one in their right mind would even worry about translations until the project is complete. That's just wasting time and I can't think of anyone retarded enough to break their workflow to run their writing through 6 different translators. No fucking WAY Jason knows 2 languages, let alone all 6. So he's just putting his writing through some automated slop program and delivering garbage translations to his audience.
Nothing new there, I suppose.

It's important to outsource these parts of projects and pay people for high quality localizations and translations. Particularly when it comes to PUNS.

Puns do not translate across languages. It is very rare for a pun to work across 2 languages and I personally cannot think of any off the top of my head to use as an example of this. Let alone, making a pun work across 6 different languages? Nigga how fucking dumb do you think we are? You really mean to tell me you have such an intimate understanding of translation that you can find equivalent wordplay across all those different translations? On the fly? Before the story is even completed? Fuck ALL the way off.

Jason, you are not a coder, you are not a game dev, you are not a hacker, you are not Mr.Rogers
And you're not a fucking writer either.

 

[Maeis]

I liked seeing this doubter get a hopebomb. So used to nothing ever happens and then he gets some hope.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

We've seen his "writing"

POV: You are a crying sleep-deprived faggot attempting introspection

 

[Glowie]

As funny as the ferret rape is, probably best not to brigade threads with comments about it because it will turn the normals away. Probably better to just start commenting about how stupid his wig looks as if he's really bald.

Jason puts mald into Malding fagtree

 

[yt Oliander]

 

[PrestonHolt]

Puns do not translate across languages.

They don't translate 1-1, you can make similar pun if you have enough knowledge in both languages, but indirect translation takes time and effort, I don't belive Jason is fluent enough in other languages to make good jokes there, I woudlnt be surpirsed if he have some retards in his discord doing the job for him, translating stuf into their naitve languages, and he consider typing what they sent him as writing. But since my native language isnt among the translated ones, i can't check that.