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Jack Scalfani probably believes JC spoke English.
Jesus was also American and looked like Ted Nugent.

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It's funny because I always thought walnut halves had a very "brain" like appearance.
I've always been a bit fond of the likely unfounded belief that certain foods we eat resemble human organs that are specifically benefited by those foods. Walnuts, the brain. Tomatoes, the left and right ventricle of the heart. There are some stupid ones though like a quick google search asserts that avocados resemble the uterus and citrus fruits, the female breast. What?!

Then my inner former evolutionary biologist creeps up and starts wondering about the possible parallel evolutionary pathways that certain foods and our own organs may have shared despite splintering. How certain structures were energetically favored over others for survival and optimization, like how the brain has all its wrinkles to increase the surface area, what if walnuts evolved that way for similar advantages? But for what advantage...

Sambuca, it takes one back to college days.

dammit jack post something this thread is going bullshit
 
You got it a bit mixed up. The Tanakh is the complete Hebrew Bible (the same books as the OT), the first five are the Torah
But the Torah makes up the first five books of the Tanakh. And the Tanakh is the whole thing. So I'm not wrong. You just misread what I wrote.

Also the books of the OT and the Tanakh are related but not exactly the same. The first five books are. The rest are scattered around. Or there's books in the OT that aren't part of the Tanakh.

There are some stupid ones though like a quick google search asserts that avocados resemble the uterus and citrus fruits, the female breast. What?!
The word for avocado in Aztec is "testicle". It's also down to the shape and the fact they hang in pairs from the tree:

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But yeah the idea that this is good for that because they look the same is silly.

Lol I meant almah. My bad.
As opposed to betula. This is what I meant when I said a young woman became a virgin.

And part of the reason why they changed the term is because virgin births were a thing all throughout mythology. So many gods were supposedly born of a virgin making them special so it only goes to reason that Jesus would also be "special" because of this.

Then of course there's the Nicean Creed which basically cemented everything we know about the story and is taught as gospel today. In other words Christianity was codified by committee.
 
But the Torah makes up the first five books of the Tanakh. And the Tanakh is the whole thing.
So the reason I keep using the term Pentateuch is that Torah is used as a much more broad descriptor that encompasses the Written Torah, the Mishna, Gemara, Midrashim, and commentaries throughout history. The book we read the weekly Torah portion from (in Hebrew and English) is called a Chumash and the extensive footnotes are extremely illuminating (and often challenging!). Maybe that’s why I was so gobsmacked by Jack insisting there is no room for discussion of Scripture. It’s just antithetical to my lifetime of experience of learning in general, and the daily and weekly experience of learning the week’s parsha. Below is a page from the Or HaChaim’s lengthy commentary on Vayikra (Leviticus) 16:1-18:30. All those footnotes and debates for millennia were unnecessary or hazardous, depending on how you read Jack’s dismissal of Scripture discussion. It just boggles the mind. I genuinely can’t imagine living like that.

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Jack insisting there is no room for discussion of Scripture
That's because it's a protestant doctrine that he's blindly swallowed. Sola Scriptura, "by scripture alone", a doctrine invented largely by John Wycliffe and expanded on by Martin Luther that boils down to no magisterium has the authority to expand on scripture even by commentaries. A lot of modern American protestants expand this to only being personal interpretation, though they'll also supplement this with bible study or (way more often) listening to their grifter pastor ramble about prosperity and/or dispensationalism for an hour on Sunday.
 
That's because it's a protestant doctrine that he's blindly swallowed. Sola Scriptura, "by scripture alone", a doctrine invented largely by John Wycliffe and expanded on by Martin Luther that boils down to no magisterium has the authority to expand on scripture even by commentaries.
So why does Jack bother going to murder churches and megachurches to hear some asshole blaspheme by daring to comment on scripture? Shouldn't the Bible be all he needs?
 
That's because it's a protestant doctrine that he's blindly swallowed. Sola Scriptura, "by scripture alone", a doctrine invented largely by John Wycliffe and expanded on by Martin Luther that boils down to no magisterium has the authority to expand on scripture even by commentaries. A lot of modern American protestants expand this to only being personal interpretation, though they'll also supplement this with bible study or (way more often) listening to their grifter pastor ramble about prosperity and/or dispensationalism for an hour on Sunday.
Holy fuck, I didn’t realize this wasn’t just a Jack Scalfani thing. I’ll stop talking about it because I don’t want to offend anyone here who holds by that. Jack is the only person I wish to offend.
 
What words, Jack?

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Praying for an alleged sexpest

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Still malding about the Fed

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This man is still mad about Superman because of immigration

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Still getting angry about StarBucks

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I'm gonna have to do a rare agreement with Jacko here, there's nothing I loathe more than seeing people jump through hoops to self-censor just to please algorithms. Youtube is just the worst. Either say retard/faggot/cunt, or don't. Enough with the halfway measures. Saying nigger is an art form in and of itself.

I don't know much about James Gunn other than he's a total fucking weirdo, but the kid can direct films. He made some weird pedophilic tweets a decade or so ago. As for his politics, I don't know and I don't care. The less the general public knows about celebrities, the happier they are. His hair screams fag though.
Second agreement with Jack on a previous tweet, I think not releasing Superman on the 4th of July was a sorely missed opportunity, but the studios probably thought most people would be grilling/drinking Friday and working off a hangover that weekend. Kind of makes sense, I guess.

I honestly don't understand the cult-like love/hate for different coffee chains, but that's just me. What kind of fag unironically puts coffee chain stickers on their cars/bikes/laptops/thermos/WHATEVER?
I always take it black, no girly shit mixed in. All black coffee tastes the same to me, regular shitkicker fast food coffee, "gourmet" coffee, all the same. It has to be really bad for it to register as noteworthy. Maybe if Jack did a Lazy Man's/Cripple's episode of brew your own coffee, where he filters it through his unwashed fruit of the looms.

As opposed to betula.
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BETULA!
 
I like you Marc, but don't you dare disparage the best tree nut like this.

I suppose the fat content of a macadamia or pecan might have been more appropriate.

So why does Jack bother going to murder churches and megachurches to hear some asshole blaspheme by daring to comment on scripture? Shouldn't the Bible be all he needs?

Because the congregation is *his* audience Jack needs to see what an exemplary krischen he is; going to church like a good boy, even though he's never sinned or needed to repent for anything. Of course, Jack also wants to be perceived as proof of the healing power of prayer - which is hilarious in its own right.

I want to congratulate all contributing here on being both more educated and more intellectually honest about their holy texts than Jack has ever been in his life.

That is such a low bar that I'll take the compliment without even having participated in the discussion.
 
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I always take it black, no girly shit mixed in. All black coffee tastes the same to me, regular shitkicker fast food coffee, "gourmet" coffee, all the same. It has to be really bad for it to register as noteworthy. Maybe if Jack did a Lazy Man's/Cripple's episode of brew your own coffee, where he filters it through his unwashed fruit of the looms.
If Jack brewed his own coffee, I wouldn't be surprised if he accidentally burned his own house down like a certain other lolcow a decade ago.
 
If Jack brewed his own coffee, I wouldn't be surprised if he accidentally burned his own house down like a certain other lolcow a decade ago.
Jack's out of breath each morning lifting his dick up to take a leak. He doesn't do anything on his own. Tammy would pour in the water, fill the pot, damn near push the button off camera and he'd film it as if he did it.

"mmm, gud. can really taste the uh, the coffee. needs more bacon. i given C rating"
 
hat's because it's a protestant doctrine that he's blindly swallowed. Sola Scriptura, "by scripture alone", a doctrine invented largely by John Wycliffe and expanded on by Martin Luther that boils down to no magisterium has the authority to expand on scripture even by commentaries.

I'm gonna push back on that. Sola scriptura isn't that there is no authority other than the Bible, it's that nobody can 'no actually' it or develop a parallel authority. So, as an example, when we're ordered to not murder, no means no, not somebody creating carveouts that it's okay when they're of another tribe, or we don't like their accent, or that a guy is being weird out induhwoods on his lonesome.
 
So, as an example, when we're ordered to not murder, no means no, not somebody creating carveouts that it's okay when they're of another tribe, or we don't like their accent, or that a guy is being weird out induhwoods on his lonesome.
So how do people who adhere to this handle self-defense?
 
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