Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
A kid interrupted with a bad tummy. He went off screen for a minute, came back and said he told the kid to take PeptoBismol
The world’s best father sending his sick kid to take their own medicine. What an amazing upstanding father letting children into the medicine cabinet- this is probably how his daughter ended up with coke in her system.
 
Nick will 100% claim that the Anti-SLAPP would have worked within the next week.
Don’t be ridiculous. He’ll start this bullshit before his kids go to church on Sunday.
You're both wrong. He'll start it the very next stream. Possibly even tonight if he does one.

I can 100% guarantee it. I can guarantee it because he has been claiming (falsely) for years that Monty lost his suit against Morphonios because Monty was "proven to be a pedo." Not the real actual reason the case was dismissed, which was that Monty screwed up the filing and didn't know what the hell he was doing. It ain't like he's gonna be honest all of a sudden.

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(Previously archived).

Despite the stipulation in the above screencapped document, what he's gonna go here is either claim:

1. "I would have gotten this dismissed."
2. "I would have proven Monty "sucks little boy cock.""
3. Some amalgamation of the two.

And his remaining audience is dumber than dogshit, and borderline illiterate, so it'll probably work on them. Watch.

It is what it is, I guess.

EDIT: Clarity.
 
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Nick spent way more on this than was economically rational. Way more of he had just apologized to Monty and issued a retraction.
It was apparently worth enormous amounts of money to Nick not to be a man, but to be a worm.

If I realized I'd falsely accused someone of utterly heinous acts, even without consequences, I would be ashamed of myself and I would apologize. Nick does not have that ability or that character. Where even an ordinary, average person has the ability to realize when they have done something wrong and make amends, Nick has a completely empty vacuum in whatever he has that passes for a soul.

Wherever an actual person has a soul, Nick has a batch of demons.
 
"if they test positive"
Nick's version of this. Guess what Nick, we still all know you're a piece of shit. You will never erase that no matter how hard you seethe or how much stupid money you throw at Randazza.

Your "if they test positive" was basically saying "THEY WILL TEST POSITIVE." You fucking KNEW that you piece of shit.
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If I was rich, I'd fund the lawsuit for him.

Alas, I have no money either.
If I was, I'd rather use the money to help people who actually deserve support.
Monte isn't a saint.

It'd make good content but there are other ways you can make nick seethe that help good people.

Just remember the real crazy shit ALWAYS happens on Fridays after MATI with Nick.
At least it feels that way.


Sucks Monte can't keep bleeding him dry, but oh well.
 
Irrelevant nigger who ERPed he was a loli on discord with another greasy 40 year old. Of course he'd take potshots considering how welcome his type are over here.

Look for Senpaiishere or any variation thereof if you want a laugh.
Oh yeah, he's the retarded that took a swing at Jim and got felted hard.
 
Nick's version of this. Guess what Nick, we still all know you're a piece of shit. You will never erase that no matter how hard you seethe or how much stupid money you throw at Randazza.

Your "if they test positive" was basically saying "THEY WILL TEST POSITIVE." You fucking KNEW that you piece of shit.
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To be fair, this book was stolen by the Goldman family and edited as a slander piece against OJ. The original version was quite different and the IF was not hidden
 
To be fair, this book was stolen by the Goldman family and edited as a slander piece against OJ. The original version was quite different and the IF was not hidden
Stolen my ass. It was an asset legitimately seized because that nigger did everything he could to avoid paying a dime for his murders that he got away with.
 
Stolen my ass. It was an asset legitimately seized because that nigger did everything he could to avoid paying a dime for his murders that he got away with.
OJ played the entire race deck for his defence, and begged the jury to acquit him to send a message about Rodney King while the prosecution got camera shy and let it happen.
 
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