DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I imagine he looks like Ian Miles Cheong

I always pictured an older JakeJames Lugo for some reason

 

[Iron Father]

I don't remember ever seeing Phil's front door from the outside so I was skeptical if this picture was real at first

Pretty sure we've seen a photo of his front door before, I know that Lechero used it in their Familia DSP video and it seems to match that Doody image.

 

[RougeRed]

And he just had to copy the Casino to become as sussessful then them. Makes you think. All the other times where he begged like a crackwhorte it didn't work (I shave my beard guys. You giuys like me?). But if he really breaks that lofty goal with him being off for a long time it would proove him completly wrong. Remember when one dent told him that the Kino guys are in demand because they don't stream everyday? He had a mini meltdown over it "I would loose money over it, I would loose my audience" But if it would work he would have to admit he was wrong all along. See Phil? you are doing everything wrong, nothing correct even if you vanish without a peep

It would be pretty funny if Phil turned out to be right about this. His whales wander off to some other retard's channel because he didn't stream for more than a few days, and find out that they can get more attention and perks for the money they spend from some titty streamer. It's like a monkey's paw wish. He is proven to finally be right about something, but it means the 2-3 people who actually prop up his streams break the pignosis and leave him.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I just had an idle thought imagining Phil visiting his sick mother in the hospital and, because she asked about his financial situation, him having to explain to her that he still has exactly zero dollars in savings. The only thing he owns is a 2017 Toyota Corolla minus 1 tire, and a pile of children's toys and RGB.

Since the last time Linda saw Phil in April 2019 it has been a little over 6 years, so that means since the last time Linda saw him Phil has made somewhere near $700K gross income. . .and still has exactly zero dollars to his name.

This fat moron was born to set money on fire, and Linda made him this way. She taught him to set Dave's money on fire without a thought. This bitch really made Dave buy 3 live Christmas trees every fucking year for their duplex because she had to have her own tree decorated only how she wanted it with no input from anyone else, so of course she trained little Philliam and Melissa to do the same. Go look at Phil's house tour video and imagine 3 Christmas trees in that house. Edit: I just looked it up because I'm bored. The average Christmas tree takes 7 to 10 years to grow. Let's say they did this tradition for 10 years. That's 30 trees. That's 200 to 300 years worth of tree growth to feed the Burnell family's selfish consumerism.
Some pages back someone was talking about how Phil's drinks of choice are like spiced rum and gin, and like sweet drinks, and I thought, "I bet Phil learned to drink from Linda." I bet Phil drinks the same shit he used to watch mommy drink.

 

[C4-621]

DAY 7
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 7 EVERYBODY

 

[Mature Adult]

All I know is that when he gets back, he will remind us of how much money he lost not streaming this week every chance he gets til the end of time.

"Why is everyone saying I'm an ebeggar? I had emergency and I didn't ask for any tips for an entire week!"

"Everyone in Kick chat is saying im greedy, I couldn't stream for a week last month and now I'm behind thousand of dollars on my bills!"

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

All I know is that when he gets back, he will remind us of how much money he lost not streaming this week every chance he gets til the end of time.

"Why is everyone saying I'm an ebeggar? I had emergency and I didn't ask for any tips for an entire week!"

"Everyone in Kick chat is saying im greedy, I couldn't stream for a week last month and now I'm behind thousand of dollars on my bills!"

I didn’t consider this angle: when he returns is he going to increase (maybe double?) his goal amount for an unspecified period of time to make up for his “loss”? I wouldn’t be surprised.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

All I know is that when he gets back, he will remind us of how much money he lost not streaming this week every chance he gets til the end of time.

Phil going dark for a week then coming back wanting more money might be one of the few things that backfires on him.

Imagine being a genuine fan of DSP, where his autistic strict schedule is part of the appeal. DSP is always, without fail, following the time table. Then he just suddenly doesn't?

If I was a dent, I'd be pretty upset that Phil suddenly fucked his schedule up without telling me for no reason. I think a portion of Phil's schedule is autism and the other portion is being aware if he stops streaming too long his retards will find better content and not come back.

If Phil doesn't have a good excuse, I think he could have found a way to slash his income.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I didn’t consider this angle: when he returns is he going to increase (maybe double?) his goal amount for an unspecified period of time to make up for his “loss”? I wouldn’t be surprised.

if he does that he will just leave the stream goal at 300$ forever and it will become his new expected normal

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

All I know is that when he gets back, he will remind us of how much money he lost not streaming this week every chance he gets til the end of time.

"Why is everyone saying I'm an ebeggar? I had emergency and I didn't ask for any tips for an entire week!"

"Everyone in Kick chat is saying im greedy, I couldn't stream for a week last month and now I'm behind thousand of dollars on my bills!"

By not streaming a week he lost something more important than just money: viewers

Okay the whales are retarded enough to come back no matter what happens, but he most importantly lost the dolphins and the regular dents who watch him just cause he's streaming all day.

He'll have inflated views when he comes back cause of detractors but as soon as gameplay start he'll struggle getting to 150 viewers

Every streamer says the same thing about taking vacations and how you have to communicate about them otherwise you'll loose viewers...

Once again piggy just bled himself dry

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

If anyone attempts any gay ops regarding Phil's absence and posts it on this forum, I will ban you with the quickness.

Don't do any gay ops with Phil. It only confirms his narrative and makes you like Doody. Don't be like Doody.

I like how this shithole pretends to have rules

>go fetch me some rekieta info, winner takes cash
>5 updoots
>2 yass queens
>8 reddit golds

"We don't touch the pοο here, but here's $5k so that I can have content for my monetized streams"
"hey, coked up whore, if you are ever in need of $5k, it's yours if you can provide me with some tapes"
"I had this mod for the DSP subforum, who had a monetized yt channel and I had to ban him"; you do what you gotta do, to keep the exclusivity
"oh no, some retard leaked DSP's bank transaction history"
"oh yes, some good boi leaked rekieta's legal documents"

 

[BallBuster II]

but he most importantly lost the dolphins and the regular dents who watch him just cause he's streaming all day.

I think this is a valid assumption. I think there are some tools that got into a routine of watching him daily. Without him streaming, some of those viewers definitely found someone new to watch daily, and probably won't come back, mainly because they probably found someone that doesn't beg for money every 12 seconds and doesn't treat their audience like absolute dogshit.

 

[UsedUp]

For no reason other than just cause, I hope Phil is gone another week and misses out on day 1 views of the new donkey kong that comes out July 17.

Another thing I love about DSP is his failure to recognize the absurdity in situations. He will take absurd statements and treat them as facts, and treat literal actual situations as absurd. So I expect when he does return, he will hand pick the most outlandish speculations that we here have made on the farms for fun, and try to justify them as facts and use his age old the make shit up.

I wonder if he will do his little giggle fit that he usually does when in his mind he thinks he has juicy info and riles up his dents with why he's been absent so long.

I think Phil thought this was something he could handle in 2 days hence Saturday and Sunday off but things took a serious turn cause again why would he post his week long schedule like he does in advance so I rule out honeymoon/vacation.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Anyone else notice how you could see the delivery person in the reflection of the glass door?

 

[Coke Zero]

why would he post his week long schedule like he does in advance so I rule out honeymoon/vacation.

He thinks he's being slick by making it look like this time off wasn't planned. Both of the most likely scenarios, visiting his parents in connecticut or in the hospital for kat's health issues, confirm the stuff he told ppp was actually true so it'll be interesting what story he comes up with to explain the time off and if he comes clean about anything or just makes up more obvious lies.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Well that settles it then, Khet got sick and Phil had to take her to a hospital in Bridgeport so his parents could be there to do all the work. The last time he took a soulmaid to the hospital they gave her the wrong pill and she left him and he doesn't want to lose another one. Either that or they just have better horse veterinarians in Connecticut.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I'd agree that this was just him trying to "own" the detractors and it being a known trip if it didn't fly in the face of his mature adult business owner persona. He knows how much a week away from his channel can hurt viewer count, and he knows a proper streamer lets people know when they'll be gone for an extended period so they know when to tune back in during their last stream before they leave. The fact that he didn't say anything at all makes me lean toward something unexpected having happened as opposed to it being 100% planned.

 

[ATandTism]

I'd agree that this was just him trying to "own" the detractors and it being a known trip if it didn't fly in the face of his mature adult business owner persona. He knows how much a week away from his channel can hurt viewer count, and he knows a proper streamer lets people know when they'll be gone for an extended period so they know when to tune back in during their last stream before they leave. The fact that he didn't say anything at all makes me lean toward something unexpected having happened as opposed to it being 100% planned.

You can bet your ass he is wildly messaging the whales to send cash his way 'behind da scenes' to make up for the loss. He'll be begging like a crackhead when he comes back regardless though, which should be fun.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I like how this shithole pretends to have rules

Yeah but Rekieta has a blood feud with Dear Feeder so they can do whatever they want and be called based for it.
GET IT, CHIEF?

I think there are some tools that got into a routine of watching him daily. Without him streaming, some of those viewers definitely found someone new to watch daily, and probably won't come back

I can see Jayde being one of the first casualties because his mom doesn't feel like taking care of him so she plopped him down to watch another streamer as ersatz daycare.

Another thing I love about DSP is his failure to recognize the absurdity in situations. He will take absurd statements and treat them as facts, and treat literal actual situations as absurd. So I expect when he does return, he will hand pick the most outlandish speculations that we here have made on the farms for fun, and try to justify them as facts and use his age old the make shit up.

Bro that's one of the 2 things I wish for in the return copecast. I want him to seriously entertain the most shitposty and comedic theories. DID YOU KNOOoooOOOoooOOOW THAT MY IDIOT STALKERISH DETRACTORS THOUGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS? YES, REALLY!

The other thing I wish for is for him to claim that DOO-DEE sent him a bomb in the mail, or that he thinks he saw a detractor with a sniper rifle in CT aiming at him or some shit. The more deranged the better.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I like how this shithole pretends to have rules

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>go fetch me some rekieta info, winner takes cash
>5 updoots
>2 yass queens
>8 reddit golds

"We don't touch the pοο here, but here's $5k so that I can have content for my monetized streams"
"hey, coked up whore, if you are ever in need of $5k, it's yours if you can provide me with some tapes"
"I had this mod for the DSP subforum, who had a monetized yt channel and I had to ban him"; you do what you gotta do, to keep the exclusivity
"oh no, some retard leaked DSP's bank transaction history"
"oh yes, some good boi leaked rekieta's legal documents"

DSP has a morality shield for whatever reason dear feeder has him as a protected class