Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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“Ion know why this nigga sayin’t I got nappy hair. Shit’s a weave, nigga. I’m gonna be tellinz tha PO-lice that this nigga sayin’ imma nigger.”
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Fascist Frederick said:
I was merely relaying information I totally for real heard in Patrick S. Tomlinson's super totally for real personal army Discord server. I've done nothing wrong. I left the server in disgust when I saw that. I mean, $500? That's insulting.
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Holy shit guys, right after I made this post I was visited by Agent Burnell from the Wisconsin FBI. He said that "some nappy headed coon is wasting everyone's time" and showed me the post I made about the Discord server. I told him it was just a joke and I had made it all up. He said that's what they were assuming. He then said something like: "Those people are always complaining about something". He said the word "people" funny, like he was going to say something that started with an N but corrected himself. He then made some weird sandwich shop analogy that I didn't understand and left. I'm kind of shaken, I've never been questioned by the FBI ever in my life.
 
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Vect said:
Everytime I drop out of the thread a new PST Universe character pops up. Can someone please point me to the comment that explain who this woman is and why she accepts her life is worth $500?
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This woman is an egotistical black book author who got a negative review from a troll posing as Patrick Tomlinson. In response to this review, Jackie called Fatrick racist for leaving a stunnig and brave black author like her such a negative review, Fatrick tried to explain that this review was left by a troll but Jackie didn't believed him. In response, OnA trolls started to fuck with Jackie and claiming to be fans of Fatrick while doing so, which caused Jackie to sperg out at Fatrick and claim that he's stalking her. Fatrick once again tried to explain himself, but she wasn't buying it. At one point, she claimed that if she stopped posting, her fans should know that it was Fatrick who killed her

It's quite bizarre but also extremely funny
 
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Niki has some Asian phone that has filters on by default, because it's designed for Asian girls who need their skin to look smooth like a doll's, because that's what their K-pop idols look like or whatever. Rick seems oblivious to this. Regardless, the only filter that would help in his case is called "remove fat objects".
 
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Relinquish said:
It's quite bizarre but also extremely funny
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Okay I went back and looked through. In another universe they would make a perfect couple.

Anyway if Jackie 2.0 or her ah, help, are still reading the thread on this humble white supremacy website, rest assured you are not being stalked.

Patrick is being stalked. For completely disproving the entire concept of white supremacy.
 
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Vect said:
Everytime I drop out of the thread a new PST Universe character pops up. Can someone please point me to the comment that explain who this woman is and why she accepts her life is worth $500?
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The pests like to find random businesses (real or not) with websites with contact forms and put in Pat's email and write racist messages. Anyone who isn't a moron would be able to tell it's a troll but Jackie is a dumb (1/8ths) nigger and fell for the bait. She quickly became convinced that Pat was leading a racist hate brigade against her.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
The pests like to find random businesses (real or not) with websites with contact forms and put in Pat's email and write racist messages. Anyone who isn't a moron would be able to tell it's a troll but Jackie is a dumb (1/8ths) nigger and fell for the bait. She quickly became convinced that Pat was leading a racist hate brigade against her.
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Yes, I know, it's obvious to us, but she's clearly the kind of person who's been well groomed into the black grievance narrative, doesn't know much about the Internet and told trolls don't exist, so I don't really blame her for going full Mammy Two Shoes on Patrick. It's just another annoying instance of a site that discourages exactly this behaviour paying the tab for others who want to push the envelope.
 
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Has anyone else read the draft of Tiny Tim And The Prisoner of the Ass Cabin that Pat posted on the secret Discord yet? I was moved to tears by the scene where Tim turns to the audience and says "Cor blimey, guv'nor, that Hitler bloke, onto something, wasn't he?" Four years ago the world would not have been prepared for a literary masterpiece of this calibre, but with the cultural shift we've seen from the Left since October 7th, well - cometh the hour, cometh the pigman. There are already reports of vicious, spontaneous knife fights between literary agents over who gets to publish the next Great Fat American Novel.
 
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Creepy fuck. Say 5 o’clock in the evening or 17PM, you retarded piggy. Oh wait, you’re Mama Raven’s privileged special boy; you know everything!
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Nice job naming the oriental shorthair with your favorite Star Wars sequel trilogy actor, stupid. Nobody but your circles of capeshit and Star Wars shilling consoomer would actively consoom and praise on the hot garbage that is the sequel trilogy.

Now I’d see you as Jabba the Hutt instead of Ben Swolo or Kylo Ren, because you’re fat and greasy, and looking like Jabba more than Jar Jar Binks. Even Jar Jar is more likable than a disgusting slobbering pig like you.

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Bonus small edit of Nic Nic Binks and her husband, Ricky the Hutt. Enjoy being a youngling, stlaker Sith Lord. You will never be Luke, Anakin, Darth Vader or even Ben Swolo. Wait for Order 66.
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