to be honest it feels like he is lashing out and it's a telling sign of a hurt ego with him playing by the "i'm the villain" acting.
I need to point out, the tweet is from 2024, not this year. Still insane behavior though
I agree with everything said except that I don't believe the cable construction guys are minimum wage. Most of the team is probably making almost three times min wage.
placed an illegal stingray in MY puzzle room! I even took it apart and verified!"
This story is the one that really made me hate him full on. The biggest fake story I have ever heard. You've already said it yourself, but evidence tampering, no arrest warrants issued, and yeah, the case would've been thrown out probably instantly because of all the evidence bullshit mald would have caused. FBI is not going to arrest someone randomly based on someone's word.The stingray story pisses me off. It's obviously 100% BS. Correction, 90% BS.
The first two sentences are likely true. Some guy came in and started to plug in some device, Jason might have confronted him, but probably watched someone else ask him what he was doing, and the guy said 1o57 said he could plug it in. So he did and left. If not, then his version happened: Jason said no, and the dude was like "fuck off freak" and plugged it in, and he just stood there like a loser.
Everything after that was him fantasizing.
Firstly, 0% chance he knew what he was doing well enough to "crack it open" and figure out what it was.
But then what? "Hey fbi guy, that guy
At best, the fbi guy who definitely doesn't exist gave him a coin to shut him up and gave the dude back his gadget (show us the coin, probably can't). He tampered with evidence, and then just accused someone of a random crime.
Chain of custody/evidence handling is kinda one of the main reasons vigilantes are kinda bad. Batman beating the shit out of someone, covering them in drugs and setting them on Gordon's front porch is really difficult to prosecute.
But finally, there are a lot of very legal cellular monitoring devices, especially of the homegrown variety. At that point in time, the open source tech for the really illegal stuff wasn't really there yet. At that time people just called anything that so much as looked at a cellular network a stingray.
I think between the FBI story and his dumbass "yo i called my bank and wuz like don't do any transactions over the phone because someone might AI clone my voice", I am not sure which is dumber. Does he use some podunk mom and pop bank that just recognizes their customers voices? Dude lives in an entirely fictional reality.
Do you think the "Bobby" he mentioned in the tweet was Bobby Kotick? I feel like he was trying to brown nose the CEO. Like an even lamer Renfield. "I brought you moar souls masterrrrr!!"
>eat my entire ass, you greasy, second-hand car salesman
My favorite part is him pretending he's totally fine with criticism and being mocked but this is just a step too far. As if he doesn't block literally everyone, openly, and brags about it. Yeah, that's what someone with thick skin does.
Malding "PirateSeetheware" Fagtree is the gift that keeps on giving. He has produced generational amounts of milk for us to enjoy
Me too. That’s what really frustrates me. Just this once i wanted something to succeed for the right reason.
Actually the thing that gets me is he deflects it as "HOW DARE YOU MOCK AN INNOCENT ANIMAL (that died in my care)" instead of taking at what it REALLY is which is making fun of his incompetence. Its mocking his inability to care for them, NOT the death of the animal itself
A whole week? I'm not sure he would last one of his 12 hours streams.
That's why I think him paying his jannies a salary is an accidental genius. Mald has been fucking up frequently enough and been a dick about it, even to his own followers that there should be some turncoats from the inner circle but I don't think I've seen any here. Jannies tend to be losers with no self respect and no prospects. You get to power trip AND get paid? If mald goes down, they lose their income and they have no where else to go. Where else can they quickly find such a sweet gig? They have to bootlick from scratch to get into another janny position, unless they're even more pathetic and is multi bootlick-jannying with multiple streamers at once right now. And most streamers are fucking scrooge.
I find it funny how KYM has more accurate takes on shit than wikipedia for many topics (like gamergate)
Cardposting is a faggot desperate for attention.
ONE HUNDRED SONGS?
He even dislikes comments on YouTube (which he streams himself doing) which does literally nothing
