Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

  • 🐕 Maintenace complete. Database is on a new RAID. Everything should load faster. Will optimize more over time.

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 410 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 116 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,631 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,918 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,250
Insane behavior
Here's something amusing. Apparently the insane behavior wasn't always a part of Mald.txt. The first recorded instance was on March 8 2024 (where Mald bitches about PvP on his "MMO" server or some shit), then it got worse around the time SKG-1 happened, and never stopped :story::
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Here's something amusing. Apparently the insane behavior wasn't always a part of Mald.txt. The first recorded instance was on March 8 2024 (where Mald bitches about PvP on his "MMO" server or some shit), then it got worse around the time SKG-1 happened, and never stopped :story::
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So he used a phrase once and then liked it so much that he made it a constant part of every stream? Insane behavior, dude. Eat my entire ass.
 
Ferrets actually do get mega super cancer very often it's like their whole thing to suddenly get cancer and die
It's fitting that Malding fagtree acts like cancer and is a living example of cancer in gaming industry, everything he touches get super cancer, he looks like leukemia patient those bloodshot eyes and permanent raccoon eye bags
 
That's my shitty Mald "search engine"™ (donut steel). I might dump the source on a throwaway GitHub account or something, and then leave the thread forever because the code is shit :cryblood:
Cool, respect, no pressure
Edit: @Black Willow Lurker but tell us about that peak day, when was that? And why the red/green? 2024/2025? Thanks sorry
Malding's "unbreakable DRM" has been broken.
It's literally just a Steam emulator.
We know by his source code that the only thing he did to "protect" against this is a hard check for appID = 480, which is a common one for this purpose.
In this YT video the person uses appID = 400, which is for Portal, and it's done.
 
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Ok, I ended up finding the full story behind the mailbox using twitchtracker clips and some investigating into the vods.

So, basically, 2 days before the tweet, Mald had to put a mailbox at his mansion, which previously did not have one. He put it in the wrong place, and was forced to move it again the next day. When he woke up, he found construction going on(the stuff he was bitching about), which he claims he was not informed about and proceeds to move the mailbox right next to the construction, because malicious compliance. Curiously, he already mentions how the mailbox cannot be touched due to it being a federal crime.
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This is how his mailbox was placed.
Mald acts like a huge cunt to the construction crew, even if they did make a mistake by not informing him.

A viewer calls in, asking Mald how to be maliciously compliant, and Mald suggests to always double your evil actions.

1 day before the tweet, Mald wakes up to find that his driveway was damaged by the crew, and that they touched the cables he used for his personal network provider. However, the driveway damage was repaired. Once again, he repeats the "federal crime to destroy mailbox" narrative
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He points out all the things that comcast's crew has done wrong.

At the end of this clip, he receives a call from comcast, and they agree to call off the construction.

On the day of the tweet, he wakes up to the incident with his mailbox. Curiously, he mentions on stream that it was purposefully destroyed, and that he had footage from his security cameras that had been sent to the police report, both statements were missing in his tweets(unless i missed it)



Around a fortnight passes, and Mald claims there is no update on legal proceedings. I did not find a clip of him talking about the police report.


Honestly, I think it's bullshit, especially if Mald doesn't tell anyone about a follow up police report on the situation. It just seems so bullshit that the workers would get their tools out and smash the thing to bits because they hated him that much.
 
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Here's something amusing. Apparently the insane behavior wasn't always a part of Mald.txt. The first recorded instance was on March 8 2024 (where Mald bitches about PvP on his "MMO" server or some shit), then it got worse around the time SKG-1 happened, and never stopped :story::
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Yesterday at work someone said "... This is so insane. I can't believe such behavior..." and I just got hit by fagtree flashback. I am scared bros
 
It just seems so bullshit that the workers would get their tools out and smash the thing to bits because they hated him that much.
Even if they did i wouldn't blame them for it. All of mald's social interactions with normal non-furry-degen, non-cocksucking people seem to have been Any% speedruns at becoming the most insufferable person in the room.
 
So the heartbound kickstarter made just under 20 000$
And now he's ready to spend 1 000 000$ for the ferret rescue and pays 15 moderators full wages
He should just refund the kickstarter people so nobody is on his dick about heartbound anymore, but his ego is too big.
Honestly, this would be the smartest way to deal with Heartbound, lol. Just refund the kickstarter and say the development of HeartBound will "continue" but now you don't have people accusing you of scam.
 
It just seems so bullshit that the workers would get their tools out and smash the thing to bits because they hated him that much.
Given all the shit he said in those clips I can believe it. Can you imagine Mald constantly getting in your way being his smug usual self while you're just trying to get your job done?
 
how aggressive towards other people you want to be? Mald: yes

Also, if they did it illegally, wouldnt he say that they entered his property illegaly and file a complaint to the police? guess everything is a lie and he just trashed his own mailbox
Hey man, he explained the entire story with MS Paint. I believe him.
 
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