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Three days of labor? Is that new?
Probably 3 days of delivery.

When my daughter was born I too had to sleep on the absolute most garbage-tier "bed" the hospital had for ~4 days so he's right to complain. They do not give a shit about the father's comfort level at all I can only imagine how they were treated with Becky being such an out-and-out weirdo. "Here's my second husband and some fucking random woman" in a maternity ward probably went over real well.
 
Three days of labor? Is that new?
Liar Becky.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archiv...ca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523/post-17489876
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archiv...ca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523/post-17499701
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Here are some of her tweets where she discussed her induced labor and c-section:
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A few days later, when she decided to catastrophize everything even more for attention: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archiv...ca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523/post-17538623
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And just a fun reminder since Becky occasionally likes to claim that Hannah was born dangerously premature:
Hannah's being induced at 39 weeks. Even if she was born today she'd be full term.
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Hannahwatch update: as predicted, Becky's doctors aren't going to risk litigation from this nutso lady who wears dresses to their office and wants to be called he/they. They'll induce and at the first sign of slow progression they'll say the decels are lasting too long and they need to do a c-section right away. Cue Becky talking about how her labor and birth was the most dangerous and traumatic ever, how sure she was that they'd lose Hannah, and how hearing her cry was the most beautiful sound in the world but that the treatment she received at the hands of the medical establishment will traumatize her forever.
(That second post was prophetic, lol.)
 
I thought Daniel couldn’t be at the birth because he had COVID? Or am I getting the cucks mixed up again?

Jackson stayed home supposedly due to covid. I think someone found records that he was gooning the whole time. He just didn't want to deal with being the most cucked human alive while his wife's boyfriend coached his wife through labor with the boyfriend's baby.

I'm going to guess "complained about a backache" was because after 2 days of labor and c-section, Daniel wanted to swap in with someone else to go get a bit of sleep in his own bed while Becky was kept company by her parents who flew in, or those weirdos with the pregnancy fetish who said they'd keep her company if no one else would. I had a week's stay in a hospital after my first birth turned complicated, and I remember very clearly actually telling my husband to go home and sleep in his bed and rest up, since we were about to be bringing home a baby and the more rest we had, the better. No one can get a good night's sleep on those guest couches. This is a normal human occurrence to send the birth partner home to rest up. But Becky is a strict devotee of "misery loves company." If she's hurting, she wants others to hurt with her and to bear it uncomplainingly.
 
Jackson did show up at some point despite the covid though.
There's this Daniel tweet
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and the reflection of the person taking this picture less than an hour after she was born seems to be a fat bald guy with glasses
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And I can't find it but pretty sure in one of the posts about how awful the birth experience was she was bitching about the horrible irresponsible nurse saying it's ok for him to come anyway.
 
She is the most tiresome person I have ever seen in my life. I cannot imagine how living with her must be. An absolute energy vampire.
Anyone suffering in that house apart from Hannah is putting humor into the world so long as they’re talking about it, whether that suffering is real or not. Just carry that with you. Even imagining bad things happening to bad people is funny, and it’s more funny when they do they imagining for you.
 
Can you please help Becky consoom for her birthday afford moving expenses and a lawyer?

I'm convinced now that the entire "I don't get a birthday this year" schtick is so she can say "of course I'm only spending on normal, reasonable things. I didn't even have a birthday!"

Baby with flat head and the cause of the baby's flat head, 2025.

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Can you please help Becky consoom for her birthday afford moving expenses and a lawyer?

I'm convinced now that the entire "I don't get a birthday this year" schtick is so she can say "of course I'm only spending on normal, reasonable things. I didn't even have a birthday!"

Baby with flat head and the cause of the baby's flat head, 2025.

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What happened to her hands? Is that red dye?
 
Not to get into too much personal shit but my wife was in labor for two days because our first kid was a breech birth and had the umbilical cord wrapped around her neck. She had to get a c-section.

I only bring this up because I’m trying to imagine what conditions would lead to THREE days of labor if that’s what causes two. I don’t even know if doctors will allow labor to go on for three days.
 
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10+ hours have passed since Becky made her two attention-seeking posts today. Let's see the engagement...
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Baby pic = 2 likes, 0 comments. Divorce/Birthday e-begging = 1 like, 1 retweet (both by the same person btw), 0 comments.
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No fun allowed on Bluesky. She got into an argument with an "antisemetic leftist" who apparently misgendered poor Becky, but because blocks on Bluesky deliberately break conversations, we can't see what was said. *sigh*
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(Still funny to see her talk about "the goyim". :lol:)


Over on Reddit:

About the Ventura county ICE raids.
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Irony.
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New lore (that's probably just a lie).
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10+ hours have passed since Becky made her two attention-seeking posts today. Let's see the engagement...
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Baby pic = 2 likes, 0 comments. Divorce/Birthday e-begging = 1 like, 1 retweet (both by the same person btw), 0 comments.
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This is just glorious. Becky must be FUMING, finally seeing proof that 99.99% of the clapping monkeys that used to gave her free money and asspats on Twitter have left her in the dust. She is just screeching into the void.
 
(Still funny to see her talk about "the goyim". :lol:)
My mind cannot keep up with the layers of 5-d chess involved in her not only referring to "the goyim" but doing so in the context of some kind of anti-Israel tirade.

"The goyim are not ok" she said, as she railed against the Jewish state and its leaders.

Professional level externalization of fault, best left to high level Cluster Bs.
 
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