Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    668
These people really have no frame of reference to go off of so I can understand why this makes sense to them. I have never, not a single time, here or on social media, seen a single person who has come from the dabbleverse who I would consider a passable normal person who can care for themselves and hold down an actual life. I assume they come up with these theories from the comfort of their group homes.
They said there's a "hilarious community" when it's just like two dozen of losers crying on Twitter. I wouldn't call this thread a "community" even though there's more than 2 dozen here.

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Bad look for Nick's friend who flew out to hang out with him shit talking Aaron's girlfriend

Almost makes it look like Nick told him to do it
How does that look "troonish"? The man that lusted after Keffals' moobs and likely fucked a tranny in Colombia has no rights to call anything troonish.
Let alone the horse he impregnated.
 
Nick's sleeves are oversized got french cuffs but no cufflinks (thanks @Friend of Dorothy Parker) so he has them cuffed back over his jacket sleeves. I've only ever seen women do this, never men.
Thanks for the pictures because I had no idea what you were talking about. I suppose it's something I've seen but never noticed, perhaps because I am male. I have never worn cufflinks. While I have a couple shirts with French cuffs, they have sewn-in turk's heads, because who wants to fuck around with that shit?

So Nick of course went about it in the most homosexual manner imaginable. How does he manage to do absolutely everything in the faggiest way while still having no style at all?

I'll note again that this is the most effort Nick has ever made toward his sartorial appearance. He didn't do it for his own criminal case. He didn't do it for a client. He did it just to go to court against his estranged homosexual lover.
 
Going through his post history, I legitimately think he's too retarded to actually realize that. Especially since he's admitted to doing whippets.
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"How would you feel if Melton made those same 'jokes' about molesting your children?"
"...But Melton hasn't made any jokes about my kids."
Fascinating. The dabbleverse retards all seem to be cut from the same drug addicted child lusting cloth so I can see why they like Nick. I bet our little retard here is just mad at Aaron for being relatively well adjusted and the misappropriation of the steel toe boot for a logo as a hard working meth smoking roofer.
 
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The r/SteelToeBoringShow user u/Subject-Gas6491 further speculates that Aaron attempted a TRO against Karl Heberger of WhoAreThesePodcasts, only to be shut down.
To clarify, it appears they are speculating, instead of giving any confirmation.
 
I'm curious to know if a judge can amend a restraining order at the hearing and add in the no talking about each other condition?

If possible, it would be to the courts advantage to conserve time and resources by prohibiting these morons from discussing each other. The entertainment value of Nick’s seething would be an added bonus.

I assume that the judge takes it as is and decides yes or no based on its current structure, barring any obvious defendant arguments, procedural errors, or formatting issues.
 
Nick could be spending time with his family and enjoying the nice weather but nope

He’s coping by claiming Monty not having money isn’t the reason the suit was dropped, but because he couldn’t back up his claims

Nick we all heard you say he sucked baby penises and he’s a pedophile and some time after dared him to sue you

Also, if you weren’t worried why did the cope stream happen and you pleasured yourself on camera?
 
I'm curious to know if a judge can amend a restraining order at the hearing and add in the no talking about each other condition?
A judge can do pretty much anything he or she wants to. I know if I were the judge and suddenly had this cuck-cule bullshit dumped on my desk I would be telling all these faggots to shut the fuck up and leave each other alone and come back in six months for another hearing if you're all so addicted to litigation, and whoever fucks up goes straight to jail. Don't like it? Appeal it bitches.
 
Do you ask your hand “why now?” before you start jerking off? We all know the stinky Ape was under the desk sucking up limp noodle trying to replace Kayla.
He was literally talking to her after she was corner demoning earlier in the stream. I don't know why that situation seems ambiguous to anyone.
 
Also what the fuck is that fat three-titted bald boy even talking about? He should stick to the pills and alcohol, oh wait that's probably what made him post that.
Eh, Señor Oink Oink is just having a normal one...

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I still don’t get the Aaron obsession.
Neither do I, but that doesn't even really bother me in and of itself. I'm sure there's people out there that find Nick boring too (though I imagine WAY less than the number of ones who find Aaron boring).

When you spend enough time here (my 8 year anniversary is tomorrow), you eventually come to just accept that different people find different lolcows interesting, and that's all there is to it. You follow the things you like, and ignore the things you don't.

No, what bothers me here is the support of Melton in the course of the Aaron obsession. To do that, you have to be at least a little morally bankrupt, I would think. Same deal with any support of Nick.

He’s coping by claiming Monty not having money isn’t the reason the suit was dropped, but because he couldn’t back up his claims
Told ya.
 
Also, typical Reddit bullshit where the biggest evils are "muh racism" and "muh misogyny," but not people who prey on children.
The same justification is used in multiple lolcow threads, including BossmanJack and KingCobraJFS. Calling them sickos, pedophiles, rapists, racists, and transphobic is the default excuse they use. These sickos will justify sending CP or gore to someone with "but ther trans fobic" or "he's a raycest." But they're okay with the people sending CP or gore, because they're on the same side.

And then these sickos say, "It's just ironic CP and gore" and "go back to Reddit, moralfag." No consistency, no logic, pure retardation and hate. Fuck sickos.
 
Going through his post history, I legitimately think he's too retarded to actually realize that. Especially since he's admitted to doing whippets.
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"How would you feel if Melton made those same 'jokes' about molesting your children?"
"...But Melton hasn't made any jokes about my kids."
It's especially retarded considering Melton reflexively does this with everyone he interacts with publicly including his "allies."

He's actually made multiple inappropriate jokes about Nick's kids, albeit not as extreme as the cupholder joke, and Nick has just passively laughed along. Here's one of the more recent examples at the beginning of this clip of the now infamous keanu stream:


Here Melton, in reference to Nick's accusation that the Nanny paid his Kids to chug energy drinks, jokes:

"They won't open the door for cops but they will open their mouths..."

He does this sort of stuff repeatedly every time Nick's kids, or just kids in general, are mentioned.
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A little sample for flavor in case it doesn’t get clipped.

Why the Nanny quit.
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