Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is that confirmed? I kinda got the feeling he had, but I'm not aware of her actually saying it. The guy really is a fucking retard to ask that of anyone, let alone the person who blabbed and screwed him in the first place.

We don’t have testimony. There was an Aaron tweet that could be interpreted as that (if you squint).

And then another Keanu clip from the show that kind of relates to it? Again, it’s kind of a stretch.

The judge at least believed it, so perhaps riling the judge with reports is the strange path to victory in Stearns County?

Best tee shirt quote... "Rakita won... 5 years of probation!" -Montagraph.... I think I might just change my profile subtext, t to that here on the farms..

I am imagining a clip edit of Barnes saying 'Nick already won...!' with an AI end voice of '5 years of probation', then the 'DUN DUN DUN!' SFX rolling into sad tuba.

Nick's sleeves are oversized got french cuffs but no cufflinks (thanks @Friend of Dorothy Parker) so he has them cuffed back over his jacket sleeves. I've only ever seen women do this, never men. I can't get over just how woman-coded Nick is. He acts like a woman WRT:

* reputation destruction as his form of revenge
* his passive-aggressiveness and indirectness, his pettiness
* he has womanly beauty standards for himself and other men, specifically "skinnier = better looking" hence him honestly thinking his skeletal appearance is attractive
* if we're to believe him - he wore eyeliner for his celebratory "don't gotta drive muh keeeeedz around anymore" photoshoot?????
* and now he's folding women's fashion into his wardrobe.
* he even as female mental illnesses (BPD, bullemia)

Nick HRT arc when? Nick you've done the sports car mid-life-crisis and the wife-swap mid-life crisis, it's time to do the troon-out-and-skinwalk-your-wife mid-life crisis. Let your true self free Nick! Stop hiding who you are just to conform with the Scandanavian Prude rules!

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Thanks for the pictures because I had no idea what you were talking about. I suppose it's something I've seen but never noticed, perhaps because I am male. I have never worn cufflinks. While I have a couple shirts with French cuffs, they have sewn-in turk's heads, because who wants to fuck around with that shit?

At the risk of de-railing the thread, I have to say that French cuff shirts can be quite striking and fashionable when complemented by sufficient style in the rest of the choice of clothing. Nick fails this on every level, and turk's heads on cuffs should be banned. All one needs is a set of silver and gold metallic coloured links to match the watch and buckle.

guns (were) in reach of children

Nick claims there were gun locks on them, but in a FUNNAY and WEERD happenstance, he has not shown images from the body cameras that could prove this--nor the cocaine dusted glove patting his child's hair...

This is an excellent analysis and should not be forgotten in the thousands of pages of this thread. (Sadly, it accurately lists the worst of women... and Nick.)

Perhaps the reason Nick feuds so intensely with women is this overly feminine nature? I have noticed this somewhat, but it took someone saying this to make me ponder it.

He was literally talking to her after she was corner demoning earlier in the stream. I don't know why that situation seems ambiguous to anyone.

Because some people actually believe Nick is capable of telling the truth where there is not irrefutable evidence.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is continuing to anime sucks cope and/or sneed about Montagraph generously receiving pro bono counsel while he had to sell off his children's inheritable estate to protect his ego.

I utterly love Randazza openly, in public, feeding Nick's hubris, knowing that it will result in more billable hours for him when Nick inevitably acts on that very hubris.

I love Nick's stupidity, that you can literally describe to him in intimate detail exactly what minefield he is walking into, tell him that perhaps he should avoid mines, and he will scream (in an effeminate faggot voice) "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD" and then jump all over every mine he can find.

 

[Kheapathic]

Nick is lucky he was born when he was; if we were still a true and honest country that didn't do away with dueling, he'd either shut the fuck up or be dead from running his mouth. I get running your mouth isn't illegal; but when it comes from a sickly AIDS patient who cries that his wife was dishonored because someone shared a picture she gave to him (despite whoring it up elsewhere online).

You treated your wife like a street-walking trollop and your spine is of jelly, fucking fight me you std ridden bitch.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I like how Nick alternates between "I'm a self-made, nouveau riche, tasteless entrepreneur, eat shit nerd" and "Yeah I'm a trust-fund, boat-shoes, petrofac dividend slacker, so what?" whenever it suits him and who he's seeking to piss off.

 

[AnOminous]

What? Do you understand tens of millions of dollars? That is his future, regardless of what he currently has access to. Paying kids' college tuition?

He has openly said he's refusing to pay for his children's tuition. I mean Celeste will probably do that, but Nick is personally one of the most loathsome pieces of shit alive.

Arguendo

Lmao he's pretending to be a lawyer again.

 

[Captain Manning]

Our opponent got fucked over by it and lost all of his money! Ha ha ha!

The thing is, I don't think Monty did. I don't think even Nick or Randazza believe that, either. I think Monty's personal outlay on this whole thing wasn't very much. He had to withdraw, but I don't think he has been driven into poverty. The appeals lawyer was covered by the approximately $15,000 he raised since last year.

Sorry, but the timing is odd. Monty had JUST hired Hardin. If he couldn't afford discovery, he wouldn't have hired him. Monty is not dumb. He knew it would be expensive.

I don't think Monty is a pedo. I do think his history may have raised eyebrows and Hardin had to give him some tough truths.

He hired Hardin, and then said he needed $85,000 to see this through. Which is to say, he hired Hardin with the (perhaps overly optimistic) belief he could raise all or much of the money at a fairly rapid pace. He didn't come anywhere close to raising what he needed, unfortunately.

But if you wanna believe Nick's version of what happened, that's up to you. I shan't be joining you on that one.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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I like how Nick alternates between "I'm a self-made, nouveau riche, tasteless entrepreneur, eat shit nerd" and "Yeah I'm a trust-fund, boat-shoes, petrofac dividend slacker, so what?" whenever it suits him and who he's seeking to piss off.

I'm sticking with "Ex-lawyer junkie who fed his kid cocaine"

 

[AnOminous]

shant

This should be shan't as a contraction for "shall not."

Sorry, my nerd reaction was triggered and then I could not help myself.

 

[Grayback]

"Yeah I'm a trust-fund, boat-shoes, petrofac dividend slacker, so what?"

You cannot appeal to shared principles when the other person does not share your principles.
In this case, you cannot shame someone who lacks a sense of shame.
Rookie mistake from the tweeter.

 

[Swole McPole]

The thing is, I don't think Monty did. I don't think even Nick or Randazza believe that, either. I think Monty's personal outlay on this whole thing wasn't very much.

I can't see Monty as anything but big winner here. When he began the lawsuit, his reputation on the internet was absolute dogshit and Rekieta's reputation was something of a heroic warrior for free speech.

Monty doesn't seem to have spent much of his own money at all, yet he's completely rehabilitated his reputation. Nobody seriously thinks he's a paedophile any more. A bit weird, perhaps, but not a paedo.

Rekieta, OTOH, is known by all and sundry as a cuckold who lets other men fuck his wife, a gay who ate Aaron Imholte's goo, and a child abuser who fed his daughter cocaine and choke slammed his son. And this seems to have cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars. Possibly a house?

If I'm Monty, I'm definitely counting myself the winner. Shame about the Mustang though. I'd like to have seen Monty driving around in the Lawpopemobile.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Monty's lawsuit indirectly destroyed Nick's life, cost him a fuckton of money, and led to Nick becoming a pariah on YouTube besides a handful of trash who would murder him in the street if it meant slightly more views for a week.

Monty won, Nick just kept pouring money into a hole until Monty couldn't afford to fully prosecute the lawsuit.

Nick's 'win' to be able to slander Monty is meaningless in a world where everyone no longer listens to what Nick has to say.

Well, luckily Nick doesn't feel that way. Nick got a W on Monty, he got a W on Aaron. Right now he feels unstoppable, he feels invincible, and that feeling of invincibility has been the prelude to all his failures. He felt invincible when he dared Monty to sue him, he felt invincible when he got drunk and high on ketamine and cocaine and jerked off on stream, he felt invincible when he allegedly force-fed cocaine to a child. In his mind, the dominoes have started to fall, and soon all of his enemies will be disgraced and/or dead, and he will reclaim his lawtube empire. Nick's main priorities in life are dabbleverse Ws, destroying Aaron fucking Imholte (the least important person in the world), and impressing Fatrick Smellton. oh and his wife and kids or whatever. people are so weird.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, whenever Nick thinks he gets a "win," this is the gay mating dance he does as he thinks he owns all of you.

 

[thebigdream]

What is Nick doing on LOCALS, you may wonder...

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Chat messages:

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Spoiler: LOCALS chat

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He looks like he just shot up a school, I can't believe he took this and thought it looked anything but deranged

 

[Dude Snakes]

Remember, whenever Nick thinks he gets a "win," this is the gay mating dance he does as he thinks he owns all of you.
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What a disgusting aids ridden faggot also he dances like a NERD.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Remember, whenever Nick thinks he gets a "win," this is the gay mating dance he does as he thinks he owns all of you.
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When your mom gives you your weekly allowance and you get to go to gay 90s night at the local gay bar.

 

[AnOminous]

What a disgusting aids ridden faggot also he dances like a NERD.

Remember, this isn't a candid, this is something this evil AIDS faggot posted about himself. He thought it was a win to post this.

He thought he was owning the haters or something. He had no idea he was just exposing himself as an intensely homosexual weak skeleton faggot.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Remember, this isn't a candid, this is something this evil AIDS faggot posted about himself. He thought it was a win to post this.
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He thought he was owning the haters or something. He had no idea he was just exposing himself as an intensely homosexual weak skeleton faggot.

Do you feel owned?

 

[AnOminous]

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Do you feel owned?

I feel like I'm in charge. Maybe that's. . .

BECAUSE I AM!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I feel like I'm in charge. Maybe that's. . .

BECAUSE I AM!

You know what's fun?
I can go get drunk. Maybe even smoke some dank weed nugs.
You could too.
Nick can't.
For 5 years.

 

[AnOminous]

You know what's fun?
I can go get drunk. Maybe even smoke some dank weed nugs.
You could too.
Nick can't.
For 5 years.

What are you even talking about? Nick is the KAAAAANG of his life. He can do whatever he likes, whenever he likes. He can huff up some Galaxy Gas, 50 times or so, even while livestreaming. He can snort up coke, he can even smoke crack, right on stream.

What is anyone going to do to him? He lives in the gayest county of Minnesota. He lives in Candy Yoshi. He openly does drugs on stream. Nobody cares! They can't do anything about this gigachad skelly! He can do whatever he likes.

The judges are all bent, the cops are bribed, he can do whatever he wants.

Be super jelly of the SUPER KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG Nicholas Rekieta, the LORD of CANDY YOSHI.