Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Diggus Bickus]

I lost track of the season's plot. What's claudio sperging about now?

 

[Tablet County]

I lost track of the season's plot. What's claudio sperging about now?

He's back on pretending he's Christian while also trying to impress us with his gay revenge fantasies.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

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Those are from before my decision to re-evaluate my life and try to reconnect with God. I’ve made an effort to swear less and use more positive language since.

You swear like a sailor while extolling the virtues of the Lord in the same breath. Your constant demands for those who criticize you to end their own lives can also be considered corrupting, since you’re trying to tempt them into self-murder - a sin.

 

[Goycast Guy]

I lost track of the season's plot. What's claudio sperging about now?

His programming goes in a loop so now he’s sperging about the US being Sodom and Gomorrah again.

 

[Tablet County]

I see we're past the "damned lies" and have moved on to statistics.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No one tell this mega faggot that "Santa Muerte" is a pagan entity. Therefore, not even canonized AT ALL.

That's why I say you worship a false God. All your murder talk is Santa Muerte worship.

It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than to find a man in Mexico City who hasn't got their dick sucked by Claudio's mother.
-Jesus

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

God loves everyone, but it is true that he hates hypocrisy. He also hates homosexuality, zoophilia, and pedophilia. Time to repent.

Lying about your neighbor is a sin, buddy!

I'm really not worried abo─ACK!!! *Gets experimented to death by wathever CIA secret project they are doing after MKULTRA's shutdown*

I would love to have whatever drugs you have. Because... Your fucking government has killed your own citizens.

Debunked, get fucked.

Yes. The complex where you have an─ACK! *Dies after a father beats Sparkletor to death for raping his daughter*

Are you implying children can consent? Interesting tactic. *Takes notes*

I called your God a false God. Learn to read spicnig─ACK! *Dies from having crows rip his tongue out*

And who is this false god? Say the name.

Making a woman fuck you i─ACK! *Dies from extinction*

Oh well, enjoy dying out!

Yes Claudio I think that’s called California.

And that's located WHERE?

THE SELF AWARENESS IS STUNNING. You do realize my ancestors killed people like you too, right?

Hm. No. I'm too mellow irl to be targetted. I would absolutely have bought myself some respect by helping them execute you though.

Sounds like a bunch of backwards, barbaric kike shit. It's a good thing for me that I don't believe in any of that disgusting tribal nonsense.

Don't worry, God still loves you. Btw your soul is His, just saying.

You're threatening me with something I don't believe in. Genius Claujimbo.

God doesn't threaten, btw. HE always fulfills His word.

[LARPing as a christian]

I read your lies, but all I can think of is.

"He doesn't realize everything he did will still return to him ten fold, eh?"

That's why I say you worship a false God.

I said give me a name. Stop deflecting, faggot.

It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than to find a man in Mexico City who hasn't got their dick sucked by Claudio's mother.
-Jesus

Nice, more blasphemy.

...how is this helping you, again?

...I really am starting to think that Sparkletor is fucking possessed. He's even speaking the same way the possessed people in the Bible spoke. JFC.

 

[Tablet County]

I read your lies, but all I can think of is.

"He doesn't realize everything he did will still return to him ten fold, eh?"

I think this is an unconscious mea culpa. Claudio hasn't ever repented and so believes in his heart that his sins will come back to him. He can't even fathom the idea that someone would genuinely beg for forgiveness from God. That's like, the cornerstone of your religion, Claus. C'mon man.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Lying about your neighbor is a sin, buddy!

You’re correct. Everything I said is true however. Ask The Lord for forgiveness.

And who is this false god? Say the name.

Your god Satan.

And that's located WHERE?

On the west coast.

I would absolutely have bought myself some respect by helping them execute you though

“Thou shalt not kill”.

.I really am starting to think that Sparkletor is fucking possessed. He's even speaking the same way the possessed people in the Bible spoke. JFC.

Extreme violence is a sign of demonic possession. I would go see an exorcist Claudio.

 

[Tablet County]

“Thou shalt not kill”.

Claudio would've asked for Barabbas confirmed.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I would love to have whatever drugs you have. Because... Your fucking government has killed your own citizens.

Name one that isn't a lunatic conspiracy theory.

He's even speaking the same way the possessed people in the Bible spoke. JFC.

How exactly did they speak back then? You now speak Aramaic?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I have no fucking idea why these retards (all of you) accuse me of going through loops, when all you've done is repeat the same lie ad nauseam

 

[Goycast Guy]

when all you've done is repeat the same lie ad nauseam

This is what some would say is Purgatory, Claudio. The only way to escape is to log off.

 

[Tablet County]

I have no fucking idea why these retards (all of you) accuse me of going through loops, when all you've done is repeat the same lie ad nauseam

That you're an auraless, gay, bitchmade Meximelt eunuch who shames his own god and has both gallstones and AIDS?
I hate to be the one to tell you this Claudio but it isn't a lie.
Besides, we're only looping to match your energy. If you would like to discuss a new topic then go for it, we're all eyes. Do you like FIFA?

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

How old is that account again? How many years ago?

How old was the cat when you raped it to death?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have no fucking idea why these retards (all of you) accuse me of going through loops, when all you've done is repeat the same lie ad nauseam

Loop a rope around your neck and push yourself out of your wheelchair.

 

[Tread Miller]

Dunno about you. But I'm having fun showing what I do in here to my (most recent) ex, who I am friends with. IF you use your memory, he's the one @Tread Miller mentioned.

"What do you─?"

"Rewind the stream, nigga. I'm not repeating myself"-LTG

Hint, for the troglodyte that is @Tread Miller

The DMs

If this is about me leaking your DMs, not only have I done so multiple times:

Spoiler: Every quotes from me about leaking DMs

Sorry to double post, but he definitely lurks the thread. He sent me this after I brought up that he changed his story:

Some more DMs from this Latinx cubfur, spoilered for length:

A little bit after I made the giant post leaking his DMs, he sent me this in DMs. I then responded to it, but he probably didn't know I was leaking the DMs, since he hasn't responded after I said that in the message (oops):

More DMs from @FakeAFClausMystery, with my responses.

Since he's probably sleeping right now (2 AM Mexico time), here are some more DMs from him (ETA: all starting at 1 AM Mexico time):

Got some more DMs from him starting from Sunday afternoon (~4PM Mexico City time), and ended Monday morning (~3AM Mexico City time). Since it's late there, I'll share them while I wait for a response from him to my latest DM:

@FakeAFClausMystery finally decided to DM me again, starting a new chain:

More DMs

To get back on track to our intended thread subject, some more DMs from @FakeAFClausMystery:

Sorry, that might have been my fault; he sent that stuff to me in my DMs and I told him to send it in the Roblox ERP Community thread, thinking he would actually make a post without hanging attachments. Anyways, more DMs from Claudio:

More DMs:

More DMs, after the Telegram PA failattempt:

Pretty sure he wants make a thread on souldrivenlove and Parlo, based on the DMs I got from him:

If you're going to leak some of the DMs, I might as well release the entire thing.

These are the DMs Claudio sent me:

Got some DMs as well, Page 7 he tells me that @Sperg Spectating is retarded, sends me the obituary, and says @Sperg Spectating should kill himself.

After this one he switched up on me and got real heated about me airing "his dirty laundry":

Speaking of oversharing, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda told me in DMs that he went through 4 boyfriends in 14 years, with him being the one to end it with his first 2 boyfriends:

but I even told you to your face that I was leaking them:



Also lol at this statement:


Anyways, you said your mom "smelled" the cat. You're telling me she "smelled" the cat before she heard it? I don't think your mom can smell better than she can hear, but what do I know about Mexican moms and their super-sense of smell.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Anyways, you said your mom "smelled" the cat. You're telling me she "smelled" the cat before she heard it? I don't think your mom can smell better than she can hear, but what do I know about Mexican moms and their super-sense of smell.

Speaking of weird little details about the cat, Claudio said he recorded the dying prolapsed raped cat that he just so happened to find. Now I don't know about you, but my first instinct upon seeing something like that wouldn't be to whip my phone out and record it.

Now why would Claudio record it? Maybe to look back on his work? Curious.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The reason why I haven't answered us because I was fucking staring at the state of the last 4 pages and I'm like:

"I'm talking with at 2 pharisees and their 3 buttmonkeys."

Not exactly fair, if you ask me

Speaking of weird little details about the cat, Claudio said he recorded the dying prolapsed raped cat that he just so happened to find. Now I don't know about you, but my first instinct upon seeing something like that wouldn't be to whip my phone out and record it.

Keep proving you can't fucking read. I was talking about the security cameras.

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Retard.

@JohnnyGringo

Your retarded ass doxed me, and yet you didn't explain that there is (obviously) security?

Fucking retard. I wasn't even using my fucking phone, because we were taking the dog out. (We didn't have Davi yet)

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Keep proving you can't fucking read. I was talking about the security cameras.

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Retard.

If the recordings were gone why even mention it? You said they never found who actually raped the cat, and if the recordings didn't catch whoever the culprit was, then they're useless as far as I'm concerned.