Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tablet County]

I have no fucking idea why these retards (all of you) accuse me of going through loops, when all you've done is repeat the same lie ad nauseam

That you're an auraless, gay, bitchmade Meximelt eunuch who shames his own god and has both gallstones and AIDS?
I hate to be the one to tell you this Claudio but it isn't a lie.
Besides, we're only looping to match your energy. If you would like to discuss a new topic then go for it, we're all eyes. Do you like FIFA?

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

How old is that account again? How many years ago?

How old was the cat when you raped it to death?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have no fucking idea why these retards (all of you) accuse me of going through loops, when all you've done is repeat the same lie ad nauseam

Loop a rope around your neck and push yourself out of your wheelchair.

 

[Tread Miller]

Dunno about you. But I'm having fun showing what I do in here to my (most recent) ex, who I am friends with. IF you use your memory, he's the one @Tread Miller mentioned.

"What do you─?"

"Rewind the stream, nigga. I'm not repeating myself"-LTG

Hint, for the troglodyte that is @Tread Miller

The DMs

If this is about me leaking your DMs, not only have I done so multiple times:

Spoiler: Every quotes from me about leaking DMs

Sorry to double post, but he definitely lurks the thread. He sent me this after I brought up that he changed his story:

Some more DMs from this Latinx cubfur, spoilered for length:

A little bit after I made the giant post leaking his DMs, he sent me this in DMs. I then responded to it, but he probably didn't know I was leaking the DMs, since he hasn't responded after I said that in the message (oops):

More DMs from @FakeAFClausMystery, with my responses.

Since he's probably sleeping right now (2 AM Mexico time), here are some more DMs from him (ETA: all starting at 1 AM Mexico time):

Got some more DMs from him starting from Sunday afternoon (~4PM Mexico City time), and ended Monday morning (~3AM Mexico City time). Since it's late there, I'll share them while I wait for a response from him to my latest DM:

@FakeAFClausMystery finally decided to DM me again, starting a new chain:

More DMs

To get back on track to our intended thread subject, some more DMs from @FakeAFClausMystery:

Sorry, that might have been my fault; he sent that stuff to me in my DMs and I told him to send it in the Roblox ERP Community thread, thinking he would actually make a post without hanging attachments. Anyways, more DMs from Claudio:

More DMs:

More DMs, after the Telegram PA failattempt:

Pretty sure he wants make a thread on souldrivenlove and Parlo, based on the DMs I got from him:

If you're going to leak some of the DMs, I might as well release the entire thing.

These are the DMs Claudio sent me:

Got some DMs as well, Page 7 he tells me that @Sperg Spectating is retarded, sends me the obituary, and says @Sperg Spectating should kill himself.

After this one he switched up on me and got real heated about me airing "his dirty laundry":

Speaking of oversharing, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda told me in DMs that he went through 4 boyfriends in 14 years, with him being the one to end it with his first 2 boyfriends:

but I even told you to your face that I was leaking them:



Also lol at this statement:


Anyways, you said your mom "smelled" the cat. You're telling me she "smelled" the cat before she heard it? I don't think your mom can smell better than she can hear, but what do I know about Mexican moms and their super-sense of smell.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Anyways, you said your mom "smelled" the cat. You're telling me she "smelled" the cat before she heard it? I don't think your mom can smell better than she can hear, but what do I know about Mexican moms and their super-sense of smell.

Speaking of weird little details about the cat, Claudio said he recorded the dying prolapsed raped cat that he just so happened to find. Now I don't know about you, but my first instinct upon seeing something like that wouldn't be to whip my phone out and record it.

Now why would Claudio record it? Maybe to look back on his work? Curious.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The reason why I haven't answered us because I was fucking staring at the state of the last 4 pages and I'm like:

"I'm talking with at 2 pharisees and their 3 buttmonkeys."

Not exactly fair, if you ask me

Speaking of weird little details about the cat, Claudio said he recorded the dying prolapsed raped cat that he just so happened to find. Now I don't know about you, but my first instinct upon seeing something like that wouldn't be to whip my phone out and record it.

Keep proving you can't fucking read. I was talking about the security cameras.

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Retard.

@JohnnyGringo

Your retarded ass doxed me, and yet you didn't explain that there is (obviously) security?

Fucking retard. I wasn't even using my fucking phone, because we were taking the dog out. (We didn't have Davi yet)

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Keep proving you can't fucking read. I was talking about the security cameras.

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Retard.

If the recordings were gone why even mention it? You said they never found who actually raped the cat, and if the recordings didn't catch whoever the culprit was, then they're useless as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.

Oh my god I can't fucking wait for some retard to think the worst scenario possible despite the fact I don't have access to the security cameras of my condominium–—

Aaaaand there we go.

I am surprised it was @Sperg Spectating of all people doing this mental retardation.

If the recordings were gone why even mention it? You said they never found who actually raped the cat, and if the recordings didn't catch whoever the culprit was, then they're useless as far as I'm concerned.

It didn't catch the culprit because the fucking cat came from the neighboring home.

Fucking dumbass.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Just admit you raped the cat already you retarded mutt.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Listen here, faggot @Sperg Spectating

I told you how the fuck I could prove to you that I didn't do it. It would be a verifiable witness statement that would have the veterinarian's signature, my father (If only I knew you people would fucking simp for him), and the SECURITY GUARD that is still WORKING in this place.

But you lost it. You couldn't even be arsed to make some sort of professional paper (and ask your retard @JohnnyGringo buttmonkey to translate it to Spanish) so those 3 men could sign it.

Wanna know why you didn't do it?

Because you don't care.

Yes, I'm going to mention this on my very last post. So get ready to get your credibility obliterated.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I fear the Boomer and don't want to mention him directly because his banter is too swole to control.

Nigger, I knew that already.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Since you don't truly care about the victimized cat, you know what that means.

There goes your entire accusation.

Claudio = Absolved due to negligence of the other side.

I would like to thank God for making this possible.

BTW I took a screenshot of your retardation right now, don't you dare erase it.

Anyways, you said your mom "smelled" the cat.

Excuse me, bitch, but what?

I meant HEARD.

Are you this mentally handicapped? Do you really think that "smelled" works in this context?

Fucking retard.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

This guy is more butthurt than the cat he raped to death, pretty impressive stuff.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

For the dumbasses that don't know, I have Grammarly on both my devices.

Obviously Grammarly modified the "heard" into smelled. Big fucking deal.

Humans don't have that good sense of smell, @Tread Miller.

Use your fucking common sense and shut the fuck up.

And stop lying about my fucking mother while you are at it.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

But you lost it. You couldn't even be arsed to make some sort of professional paper

Nigger what are you talking about.

I told you how the fuck I could prove to you that I didn't do it. It would be a verifiable witness statement that would have the veterinarian's signature, my father (If only I knew you people would fucking simp for him), and the SECURITY GUARD that is still WORKING in this place.

Their testimony wouldn't mean much as they weren't there when it happened, and I mean right when the cat was raped, not when you picked it up afterwards.

Excuse me, bitch, but what?

I meant HEARD.

Are you this mentally handicapped? Do you really think that "smelled" works in this context?

Fucking retard.

Claudio misspeaks, someone points out the misspeak as being retarded, Claudio gets angry. Lol.

Yes, I'm going to mention this on my very last post.

Claudio, this is your 3rd last post you're going to make. Are you sure about that?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The only way to escape is to log off.

You'll still get killed if you keep acting like an edgy version of Synthethic Man, bro.

For me, keep doing it. I can't wait for your death.

Their testimony wouldn't mean much as they weren't there when it happened, and I mean right when the cat was raped, not when you picked it up afterwards.

Too bad. This is a "He said, she said" case.

And I say

I
Did
Not
Rape
The
Fucking
Kitten
Dumb
Bitch

Claudio misspeaks, someone points out the misspeak as being retarded, Claudio gets angry. Lol.

...Interesting.

You stopped throwing your usual buzzwords when we get to the actual real issue at hand. Can you explain yourself?

Claudio, this is your 3rd last post you're going to make. Are you sure about that?

Trust me. You will know I left 100%

I'll prove it. It will be impossible for me to get on again without making another account.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

For me, keep doing it. I can't wait for your death.

You're pushing 30, are on a wheelchair and have a tube in your throat, live in the biggest shithole imaginable, and rape cats to death. You'll be six feet under or in a carrion's gullet by the time Soycast even gets to see his first child.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Kitten

YOU RAPED A KITTEN????

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

For the dumbasses that don't know, I have Grammarly on both my devices.

Obviously Grammarly modified the "heard" into smelled. Big fucking deal.

Humans don't have that good sense of smell, @Tread Miller.

Use your fucking common sense and shut the fuck up.

And stop lying about my fucking mother while you are at it.

Grammarly’s suggestions are subject to manual approval. You need to approve the changes before it makes them. If you knew the context was wrong, why change it?

That being said, I agree with you that it really isn’t a big deal. Everyone misspeaks at some point.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Extreme violence is a sign of demonic possession. I would go see an exorcist Claudio.

And your obvious prejudice and violence towards anyone non white or non heterosexual isn't? Either way, we both know you like cock, and want to be sodomized with one.

Trust me. I have seen at least 3 cases of people like you suddenly coming out as homo after being edgy anti-gays for a while.

Anyways, it's not like you didn't choose heterosexuality.

And by that, I mean you clearly did. Any sort of sexual lifestyle is by your own choice. Raping is also a choice, too, but that choice is pretty much purely black because it involves forcing the choice on the other party.

Why am I mentioning rape?

Easy.

Because that's what you dumbass Americans love to use as counterargument. I have an entire psych profile already mapped out in my head, regarding your people.

Claudio would've asked for Barabbas confirmed.

Tablet, Goycast Guy is using the Bible theology wrong, again (unsurprisingly).

It's not just "Kill" in general. The commandment refers to murder.

Retard.

Name one that isn't a lunatic conspiracy theory.

MK Ultra

There we go.

Get fucked.

...Well, and tecnically the one where they deliberatedly infected African Americans with STDs. That one counts too.

I almost mentioned fucking 1968, but I soon realized that was a Mexican conspiracy (which they helped accomplish btw)

Tl;Dr you have blood on your hands.

Again.