Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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By the way, the recordings are fucking gone. For obvious reasons.
Oh my god I can't fucking wait for some retard to think the worst scenario possible despite the fact I don't have access to the security cameras of my condominium–—

Aaaaand there we go.

I am surprised it was @Sperg Spectating of all people doing this mental retardation.

If the recordings were gone why even mention it? You said they never found who actually raped the cat, and if the recordings didn't catch whoever the culprit was, then they're useless as far as I'm concerned.
It didn't catch the culprit because the fucking cat came from the neighboring home.

Fucking dumbass.
 
Listen here, faggot @Sperg Spectating

I told you how the fuck I could prove to you that I didn't do it. It would be a verifiable witness statement that would have the veterinarian's signature, my father (If only I knew you people would fucking simp for him), and the SECURITY GUARD that is still WORKING in this place.

But you lost it. You couldn't even be arsed to make some sort of professional paper (and ask your retard @JohnnyGringo buttmonkey to translate it to Spanish) so those 3 men could sign it.

Wanna know why you didn't do it?

Because you don't care.

Yes, I'm going to mention this on my very last post. So get ready to get your credibility obliterated.
 
Since you don't truly care about the victimized cat, you know what that means.

There goes your entire accusation.

Claudio = Absolved due to negligence of the other side.

I would like to thank God for making this possible.

BTW I took a screenshot of your retardation right now, don't you dare erase it.

Anyways, you said your mom "smelled" the cat.
Excuse me, bitch, but what?

I meant HEARD.

Are you this mentally handicapped? Do you really think that "smelled" works in this context?

Fucking retard.
 
For the dumbasses that don't know, I have Grammarly on both my devices.

Obviously Grammarly modified the "heard" into smelled. Big fucking deal.

Humans don't have that good sense of smell, @Tread Miller.

Use your fucking common sense and shut the fuck up.

And stop lying about my fucking mother while you are at it.
 
But you lost it. You couldn't even be arsed to make some sort of professional paper
Nigger what are you talking about.

I told you how the fuck I could prove to you that I didn't do it. It would be a verifiable witness statement that would have the veterinarian's signature, my father (If only I knew you people would fucking simp for him), and the SECURITY GUARD that is still WORKING in this place.
Their testimony wouldn't mean much as they weren't there when it happened, and I mean right when the cat was raped, not when you picked it up afterwards.

Excuse me, bitch, but what?

I meant HEARD.

Are you this mentally handicapped? Do you really think that "smelled" works in this context?

Fucking retard.
Claudio misspeaks, someone points out the misspeak as being retarded, Claudio gets angry. Lol.

Yes, I'm going to mention this on my very last post.
Claudio, this is your 3rd last post you're going to make. Are you sure about that?
 
The only way to escape is to log off.
You'll still get killed if you keep acting like an edgy version of Synthethic Man, bro.

For me, keep doing it. I can't wait for your death.

Their testimony wouldn't mean much as they weren't there when it happened, and I mean right when the cat was raped, not when you picked it up afterwards.
Too bad. This is a "He said, she said" case.

And I say

I
Did
Not
Rape
The
Fucking

Kitten
Dumb

Bitch
Claudio misspeaks, someone points out the misspeak as being retarded, Claudio gets angry. Lol.
...Interesting.

You stopped throwing your usual buzzwords when we get to the actual real issue at hand. Can you explain yourself?
Claudio, this is your 3rd last post you're going to make. Are you sure about that?
Trust me. You will know I left 100%

I'll prove it. It will be impossible for me to get on again without making another account.
 
For me, keep doing it. I can't wait for your death.
You're pushing 30, are on a wheelchair and have a tube in your throat, live in the biggest shithole imaginable, and rape cats to death. You'll be six feet under or in a carrion's gullet by the time Soycast even gets to see his first child.
 
For the dumbasses that don't know, I have Grammarly on both my devices.

Obviously Grammarly modified the "heard" into smelled. Big fucking deal.

Humans don't have that good sense of smell, @Tread Miller.

Use your fucking common sense and shut the fuck up.

And stop lying about my fucking mother while you are at it.

Grammarly’s suggestions are subject to manual approval. You need to approve the changes before it makes them. If you knew the context was wrong, why change it?

That being said, I agree with you that it really isn’t a big deal. Everyone misspeaks at some point.
 
Extreme violence is a sign of demonic possession. I would go see an exorcist Claudio.
And your obvious prejudice and violence towards anyone non white or non heterosexual isn't? Either way, we both know you like cock, and want to be sodomized with one.

Trust me. I have seen at least 3 cases of people like you suddenly coming out as homo after being edgy anti-gays for a while.

Anyways, it's not like you didn't choose heterosexuality.

And by that, I mean you clearly did. Any sort of sexual lifestyle is by your own choice. Raping is also a choice, too, but that choice is pretty much purely black because it involves forcing the choice on the other party.

Why am I mentioning rape?

Easy.

Because that's what you dumbass Americans love to use as counterargument. I have an entire psych profile already mapped out in my head, regarding your people.
Claudio would've asked for Barabbas confirmed.
Tablet, Goycast Guy is using the Bible theology wrong, again (unsurprisingly).

It's not just "Kill" in general. The commandment refers to murder.

Retard.
Name one that isn't a lunatic conspiracy theory.
MK Ultra

There we go.

Get fucked.

...Well, and tecnically the one where they deliberatedly infected African Americans with STDs. That one counts too.

I almost mentioned fucking 1968, but I soon realized that was a Mexican conspiracy (which they helped accomplish btw)

Tl;Dr you have blood on your hands.

Again.
 
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I win fuck you Claudio you're a nigger lol hole neck nigger TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY.
 
YOU RAPED A KITTEN????
Number 1:
N O

Number 2:
It wasn't exactly a kitten. But the abused cat wasn't an adult either.
Grammarly’s suggestions are subject to manual approval.
Did
You
Not
Read

What
The

Fuck
I
Said?

Obviously Grammarly modified the "heard" into smelled. Big fucking deal.

In conclusion, dumbshit: I DIDN'T FUCKING SEE THE SMELLED WORD.

There we go. How else can I get it through your thick skull without e-shouting?

Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.
 
Alright, I'll start fucking putting some delimiters here

You want to fucking ask me questions?

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.

How did the veterinarian come to the conclusion that the cat was sodomized?
 
How did the veterinarian come to the conclusion that the cat was sodomized?
First of all. He didn't say sodomized. I concluded to that myself because:

A) Word for word, he said: The cat has damages common in sexual abuse.

B) THE CAT'S FUCKING THING WAS OUT.

Not hard to put the two together.

By the way, I already had answered the previous fucking question.

You are really killing me here.
 
Excuse me, bitch, but what?

I meant HEARD.

Are you this mentally handicapped? Do you really think that "smelled" works in this context?

Fucking retard.
Smelled is quite different from heard in spelling, even someone as ESL as you should know that they are at least 2 different words.
 
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