Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 410 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 116 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,631 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,918 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,250
He always puts an update out the first half of the month, check the steam page and you'll see this. stretches
You might be right, he's gone live half an hour late and says he's going to be "working on blockgame today" and talking about how he's turning 38 this week but birthdays don't matter anymore yet he just had to notify everyone of this.
 
Are people that live in the EU as nervous about the corporate lobby as Americans?
I think a lot of yanks don't get that regulations and standards is the bread and butter of EU. This is an entity that has put a standard on what and what isn't a cucumber. I'd say that there's a very good chance that we'll get legislation of some kind and it might end up a lot harsher and complex than what Stop Killing Games is actually asking for. But that's what happens when you piss autistic gamers off I guess and won't provide playability yourself.
 
I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life, @Pvt. Parts , etc. It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate but I can understand why and it's hard to get absolutely everything right.
 
Fucker was complaining about Roberts marketing products to whales and Fagtree had no self awareness that he did (arguably) the same thing with his kickstarter and other shit
Not to mention he was trying to trap his own whale (Lyrik furfag) into a more devious version of this by eRPing with him, trying to e-date him, and constantly mentioning money issues to him in the weirdest, most out-of-context ways possible. All because the 20y/o furfag dropped 800 dollar dono on Mald to grab his attention.

Mald really has NO place to shit on SC for their whale page.

talking about how he's turning 38 this week but birthdays don't matter anymore yet he just had to notify everyone of this.
"Pls no b00ly, its my birthday 🥺"
 
I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life
I think sloptubers should talk more about his cringe furry past. Extra points for mentioning ikea gnome.
 
I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life, @Pvt. Parts , etc. It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate but I can understand why and it's hard to get absolutely everything right.



People like this need to be punched in the face as hard as possible. What an insufferable faggot.
 
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Maybe the "Wouldn't steal a car" font? I think the name is FF Confidential
Sorry not sorry. ASS_2.webpFERRET_ASS_1.webp
 
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i have skimmed throw the thread and there are a lot of interesting discussion here, but Jesus i cant read 900+ pages about some gay furry wannabe hackerman, so i dont know if someone else talked about this, i have checked some pirateSoftWare code and seen this part in this video timestamp at 7:11:01,
he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,
like any kid watching a free tutorial in youtube would know to write a for loop for that no way he is been coding for 20 years, my guess is that since he self thought when he was 16-17 20 years ago, he never learned anything since that, his career does not need coding experiences at all (game testing, social engineering), i have seen jeetcode that is better then his code, i legit cant understand how he showed this as "proof" that he is working on his game.
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You made fun of a ferret dying from being out of mana? Insane behavior dude. Fucking disgusting human being. That's psychopath shit.

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I have never heard a laugh more devoid of joy before, calling it fake would be an actual compliment compared to it

It really seems like he never felt happiness in his entire life, all he can do is just try to mimic it
 
I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life, @Pvt. Parts , etc. It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate but I can understand why and it's hard to get absolutely everything right.
You just know Mald spends every second he isn't streaming (or gooning) watching videos and reading posts about himself so I wonder how long it will take him to finish this one.
 
I think sloptubers should talk more about his cringe furry past. Extra points for mentioning ikea gnome.
Why not also talk about his cringe furry future while they're at it?
i have skimmed throw the thread and there are a lot of interesting discussion here, but Jesus i cant read 900+ pages about some gay furry wannabe hackerman, so i dont know if someone else talked about this, i have checked some pirateSoftWare code and seen this part in this video timestamp at 7:11:01,
he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,
like any kid watching a free tutorial in youtube would know to write a for loop for that no way he is been coding for 20 years, my guess is that since he self thought when he was 16-17 20 years ago, he never learned anything since that, his career does not need coding experiences at all (game testing, social engineering), i have seen jeetcode that is better then his code, i legit cant understand how he showed this as "proof" that he is working on his game.
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He claims it is like that because he sets some elements to different values (you can still set those after a loop) but also, arrays in GML are 0 initialized...

In reality, that files comment are the only real documentation of which element is what flag
 
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Why not also talk about his cringe furry future while they're at it?

He claims it is like that because he sets some elements to different values (you can still set those after a loop) but also, arrays in GML are 0 initialized...

In reality, that files comment are the only real documentation of which element is what flag
that's horrible design pattern, code should be self documenting and not filled with magic numbers and confusing code, idk why cant he just focus on streaming while a pro team of programmers finish the game, i think its his hackerman/20 years veteran programmer ego that made him work on it alone even doe he sucks donkydick.
 
i have skimmed throw the thread and there are a lot of interesting discussion here, but Jesus i cant read 900+ pages about some gay furry wannabe hackerman, so i dont know if someone else talked about this, i have checked some pirateSoftWare code and seen this part in this video timestamp at 7:11:01,
he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,
like any kid watching a free tutorial in youtube would know to write a for loop for that no way he is been coding for 20 years, my guess is that since he self thought when he was 16-17 20 years ago, he never learned anything since that, his career does not need coding experiences at all (game testing, social engineering), i have seen jeetcode that is better then his code, i legit cant understand how he showed this as "proof" that he is working on his game.
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that's horrible design pattern, code should be self documenting and not filled with magic numbers and confusing code, idk why cant he just focus on streaming while a pro team of programmers finish the game, i think its his hackerman/20 years veteran programmer ego that made him work on it alone even doe he sucks donkydick.
You should still take a look in the thread, nonetheless, we go into extensive detail.
 
so i dont know if someone else talked about this, i have checked some pirateSoftWare code and seen this part in this video timestamp at 7:11:01,
he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,
You should've just read the thread, nigger. You're about to restart a multi-page autistic derail from Maldavius Ferrettree to talk about his code again. Literally everyone has mentioned it by now :lossmanjack:
 
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