Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Clearly furious about any association to it being a kitten (which funny enough you never actually said), because he does not want to be called a pedophile. It was only cat rape for him.

No. He did say it was a kitten 3 pages ago...

Too bad. This is a "He said, she said" case.

And I say

I
Did
Not
Rape
The
Fucking
Kitten
Dumb
Bitch

 

[Goycast Guy]

Your laws won't matter if you were killed in this scenario, buddy.

My laws may not matter, but what does matter is that you rape cats.

Anthro porn isn't animal porn.

I didn’t know there were creatures that have animal-like features that aren’t animals.

Not anymore.

Yeah you’re not a big fan of Lego lion porn anymore. You upgraded to the real deal.

If I had fucking raped him. WHY THE FUCK would I try to save it?

The only thing you save is copious amounts of child porn on your hard drives.

 

[Tablet County]

Your laws won't matter if you were killed in this scenario, buddy.

Good thing you're an impotent loser who has no influence over events in the real world, otherwide I'd have died from slapstick comedy multiple times by now.
It brings me great joy to know you can only fantasize about my and others' gruesome Final Destination deaths in your adobe hovel or whatever the fuck you live in I don't care.

 

[Atomic Mindbreaker]

Not anymore

That must be embarassing as fuck LOL everyone knows now you masturbate to legos lol

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You can’t even imagine what it’d be like to not eat breakfast.

Goycast.

Do you want me to bring the answer I gave you towards that question here? Don't make me bring it.

I mean, he came back to life in three days anyway, so his death was premeditated. If anything, Pilate was performing the medically accepted assisted suicide procedure for the time period.

"The wicked flee when no one pursues, but the righteous are bold as a lion."

Fitting.

Good thing you're an—ACK! *Dies from being tortured go death with razor wire*

Tl;dr

 

[Goycast Guy]

Don't make me bring it.

The only thing you bring is aids to anyone sharing a room with you.

The wicked flee when no one pursues, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

Wow, of course you would choose a verse that says Lion.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I wonder when will it sink into your heads that at least 5 people ruined your credibility, everyone?

One of them is even the OP! For fucks sake!

Will it take a week after I left? A month? You Gringos are so predictable that there are a shit ton of stories like this.

Wow, of course you would choose a verse that says Lion.

Yes. You fucking mad?

You want to be sodomized with fucking horse dildos.

We are not the same.

 

[Goycast Guy]

I wonder when will it sink into your heads that at least 5 people ruined your credibility, everyone?

It’s amazing that one person ruined your credibility which is yourself. Very impressive.

You want to be sodomized with fucking horse dildos.

Unfortunately for you Mr. Hands, I would not like to share in your fantasy of getting railed by horse cock.

 

[Tablet County]

The wicked flee when no one pursues, but the righteous are bold as a lion."

Fitting.

If you say so. I have no idea how the hell that applies to anything in this situation.

Good thing you're an—ACK! *Dies from being tortured go death with razor wire*

See? Totally fine! Man I love living in the real world.

I wonder when will it sink into your heads that at least 5 people ruined your credibility, everyone?

I wonder if it'll ever sink in that nobody cares?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Anthro porn isn't animal porn. Calling it that would imply it's ZSAM, Spark.

Okay, let's say that's true. You are admitting that you had porn with anthropomorphic humans with cat like features. Does that make the allegations of you being sexually attracted to cats any better? No.

48 years old isnt being prepubescent.

Let's agree to disagree. Does the age of the lion dog matter when the allegation of you being sexually attracted to cats is what is at question?

Not anymore.

So you do admit that you were at one point in time sexually attracted to Lego lions?

These points prove my assertion that Claudio had a history of being sexually attracted to cats or characters with cat like features. And then a cat was found sexually assaulted in front of his condo. How does that make him look anyway except guilty?

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Which I didn't read.

Then pray tell why did you start thumbnailing your images after that guide was posted? Is it because you rape cats to death, is that why?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

A cat can't just fucking appear from nowhere. Either way. Cat is dead, we tried to save him

I know. Cats are sneaky bastards, especially outdoor cats. I should know, I owned one for 16 years. That being said, You’ve already established that cats frequently roam around in your neighborhood. It’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility that the incident could’ve occurred inside your neighborhood.

I was wondering why you were so confident that it happened outside your neighborhood. You’ve said before that your neighbors are unsavory, like the one that burns trash. For all you know It could’ve been one of them.

If I had fucking raped him. WHY THE FUCK would I try to save it? Explain that one, Einstein.

I’m not 100 percent sure that you are the culprit. That’s why I’m asking you these questions. If you did it, your actions after the fact could’ve been for a multitude of reasons. Maybe you felt disgusted with yourself after the fact and saw that as a form of penance. Maybe it was a case of the perpetrator always returning to the scene of the crime. Maybe you thought that the vet would be a good way to get it disposed of.

That actually segues well into my next question. If you wanted to bring the culprit of this heinous act to justice, why didn’t you inform any officials who could’ve taken a DNA test, like the police?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

He keeps on yelling "YOUR CREDIBILITY IS RUINED! I GOT YOU KIWI FARMS! THIS TIME I WILL SHOW YOU!" then goes back to the same arguments over and over again. But don't you worry guys, he has a real great argument deboonking all of us in his head that he's saving for his sperg out that he's totally working on and isn't 3 days late on. Our "credibility" is SHATTERED beyond belief.

KF's "credibility" is killing trannies and making fun of retards btw.

Null put it best:

 

[Tablet County]

I'm just gonna quote this guy because it still applies hundreds of pages later.

I don't know how to say this without being rude, so I'm just going to be rude. Nobody here cares what you personally think of them. You only exist insofar as they can laugh at you. Once they click away from this thread you will cease to exist to them. There is no scenario where you "win" by replying over and over.

Pearls before swine. smh

 

[Goycast Guy]

I have just been informed of a dead cat in my neighborhood with its guts falling out of its ass. Reports say that a man with brown skin and a hole in his throat was roaming around during the time of the crime. The investigation is still ongoing.

 

[Detective Carey]

Why do you wanna fuck a dog

That can consent. You forgot that.

Are we just gonna breeze past this^ one? Then I revoke respecting your wishes for a single question at a time, mutual respect goes both ways bro! I'll reset to your 1 question rule if you calm down a bit.

You're the one here endlessly answering posts, so I'm within my rights to post multiple queries.

Hey dude! Is this what the whole argument about mixing up your VS you're was about—

Counter question: Are you retarded? I'm serious. Are you a fucking retard?

No, the answer is FUCKING NO.

First off, thank you for clarifying I am not retarded. Second, does this mean you mixed up you're VS your legitimately on your own, while being a college student in his 30's?

I quote:

So your excuse for using cub instead of puppy is that your ESL?

>Accuses mexican of ESL
>"Your"
Never change, Sperg

I dunno how they do it in Dessert Hill, but in the rest of the English speaking world, your denotes possession of the topic being written about, whilst you're denotes a contraction of the longer phrase "you are".

So Team Lead Sperg is correct in his usage of the word your in the above context. It's your excuse/explanation.

I don't understand what you're trying to correct him on here: unless (watch this retard, IT'S) my earlier hypothesis that it was either a Grammarly typo, a strange Mexican cultural inversion I've never heard of due to euroamerican brain, or just you not being so good with the English.

Maybe it's like how your types always add E to everything like the "Estate Eof Ecalifornia" or "Etwo Echeeseburgers Ewith Elarge Esprite, Eplease Epull Eforward Eto Edrivethrough".

I even asked AI just to make sure I hadn't missed some weird worldwide memo on you're VS your, and it assured me your people don't do this, and in fact it insinuated that Americans are more often to do so:

No, Spanish speakers in South America do not switch the rules for 'you're' and 'your' in the way that English speakers sometimes confuse them.

Are you secretly an American, just fucking with us?

So why haven’t I gotten killed yet? You have my address dude. Come and get me.

If I was evil (like really fucking evil), I would just wait until really bad riots happen where you live, and then "some people" would happen to be notified that a "a Ytey" family lives in X place, and that their son loves to say the N word like it's free chocolate.

You know what this implies, right? Be glad I am not willing to tarnish my soul for the likes of you.

Nigger

If I was evil (like really fucking evil), I would just wait until really bad riots happen where you live, andI would TOTALLY not send screenshots like these as proof for "those people" too! You know how certain groups I'm there demographic act when they learn of stuff like this.

These^ two statements don't match. Would you or wouldn't you?

In closing, I am also highly disappointed with how you spoke to Poh, for shame Claudio, you can and should do better.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Don't worry, @Sparkletor 2.0

The fact you talk the way you do about my own mother, while defending the acts of my bastard father, and then insulting my grandfather tells me everything I need to know about you as a person.

A blasphemer (who is going to Hell. Not even @Goycast Guy will able to save you with his two faced prayers)
Someone who supports child abuse
Someone who supports domestic abuse
A xenophobe
A hypocrite
The very caricature of a white man that the leftoids mention
And most of all

A liar.

Wanna know how many bad traits are these?

7.

You better start working on working to fix these, unless you want to feel the kind of pain that not even a human body would be able to endure for more than a minute—In Hell.

Like I said earlier, every single soul in Hell went there because they asked for it. Their actions begged for it.

And for that, I have no sympathy.

If you say so. I have no idea how the hell that applies to anything in this situation

Let me tell you in a way your gringo retard head can understand.

HE WAS A COWARD.

People like you is why I am only halfway saddened at the state of your white founded countries.

Oh well, after all of you die, the world will have to move on somehow.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

LOL you rape cats to death.

 

[Tablet County]

The fact you talk the way you do about my own mother, while defending the acts of my bastard father, and then insulting my grandfather tells me everything I need to know about you as a person.

Let me tell you in a way your gringo retard head can understand.

Nobody cares, Claudio.

 

[Balanced Boomer]