Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This nigga pays jannies for ego boosts?
LMFAO
That's the most pathetic case of "inflating my own self-importance" I've ever heard.

He pays them full time salary, insurance and even houses some of them in his old house if he is to be believed.

 

[Zeftax]

Dare I suggest, most prominent Scratch game creators have a better skill-set and competence than this figment of a game dev

People do some insane shit on scratch. I remember a few years ago some guy made a 3D minecraft copy using the pen tool for rendering iirc.
Found it: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/50029544/
I fucking love scratch, the amount of creativity and cooperation it promotes is amazing.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Everything he "codes" is tied to conditioning.

I'll play devil's advocate but it's the usual things you see when you read the first code from a "self-taught" dev.

That sort of people never got too much into loops or design patterns or boolean logic so they lack specifics.

Is it a problem ? IMO not really if you're still learning

Is it a problem when you're depicting yourself as an ex Blizzard dev and a master haxxor ? Yes

 

[p1138]

This nigga pays jannies for ego boosts?
LMFAO
That's the most pathetic case of "inflating my own self-importance" I've ever heard.

It gets dumber, @Pippa's Greasy KB covered that. But he's also got his heimdall auto ban bot he's proud of, and even when the mods or bot delete messages he can't help himself from going back and then reading the deleted messages out loud and sometimes even pasting them into MS paint blown up on screen for everyone to see even though it was gone from 2 seconds in the chat.

Someone mentioned one of his dead ferrets needing a mana gem again when he started streaming, "mana gem" got it auto deleted, but he still had to show it on screen larger than his face cam and bitch about it for a solid minute. The obvious thing to do would be to ignore the deleted messages, and definitely not read and draw attention to them on stream since that just encourages it, but it also allows him to cry about how he's a victim.

So yeah, has bots, and paid jannies, and still bypasses them doing their jobs just to be a victim.

 

[Nick Gars]

He pays them full time salary, insurance and even houses some of them in his old house if he is to be believed.

It's truly a blessing he's too incompetent to obtain govermental power. Our debt would triple overnight with this retard's level of wasteful spending.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

People do some insane shit on scratch. I remember a few years ago some guy made a 3D minecraft copy using the pen tool for rendering iirc.
Found it: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/50029544/
I fucking love scratch, the amount of creativity and cooperation it promotes is amazing.

This is my personal favorite;

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/591405966/

 

[cumster]

this guy is such a pathetic loser

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Yea the good combat in Heartbound, so many encounters, I can count them with 1 finger

Hadn't read that before. Wow, how am I still being surprised with this faggot retardness?
> The only statistic in Heartbound is Lore's health and the only progression is your skill
Does he know what statistic mean? Or progression ? Or skill?
> Let us say that you are fighitng a nasty dirty sock
Your poster for combat is putting NASTY dirty socks away? Holy shit.

Not only does this read as an obvious excuse for his technical limitations, it also reads as a confession of his disgusting, lazy lifestyle.
I'm sorry, but fuck everyone that read this back then and thought uhhh i'd buy this game i also cant handle my nasty dirty socks!11

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Not only does this read as an obvious excuse for his technical limitations, it also reads as a confession of his disgusting, lazy lifestyle.
I'm sorry, but fuck everyone that read this back then and thought uhhh i'd buy this game i also cant handle my nasty dirty socks!11

I'm sure his audience can relate to encountering cum socks.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

which one?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

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which one?

Is that first font the "you wouldn't download a car" font? If so it's extremely fitting. I vote for that one.

 

[itogi]

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which one?

Left

 

[limbdiction]

You made fun of a ferret dying from being out of mana? Insane behavior dude. Fucking disgusting human being. That's psychopath shit.

Also:

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It's fine when my furfag pooner necrophiliac slave makes dead horse jokes, but don't talk about my fleshlights running out of mana.

 

[potato sack]

which one?

top one is based. i would download a car if my car wasn't mine to begin with

Left

librul

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

I'm sorry, but fuck everyone that read this back then and thought uhhh i'd buy this game i also cant handle my nasty dirty socks!11

I think it's also funny that on Heartbound's steam page, one of the people he used a pull-quote from was Jacksepticeye, who recently tore him up in a video about his SKG shenanigans. What's even funnier about that pull-quote is that it came from Jack's video of the demo(where Jack looks coked out of his mind), and not the "full game". Calling that a review is a bit exaggerated. Aka completely on-brand for Mald.

If Jack even remembers playing shitbound, I wonder if he regrets endorsing it now.

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which one?

Both fonts look good, but the first one is more ironic. I think the only thing that could be improved on the first one is to make the text less obscured, more like the second one.

Question and not a criticism: why not blue for blizzard, since the blizzard logo is blue? Did you think it would clash with the blue on SKG's banner? Was it a stylistic choice to highlight blizzard's evil?

 

[Mio Naganohara]

I've been periodically lurking in this thread since the beginning, and it's so inexplicably satisfying to see more people realizing how much of a fraud he is

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

ok left it is
posted it

Question and not a criticism: why not blue for blizzard, since the blizzard logo is blue? Did you think it would clash with the blue on SKG's banner? Was it a stylistic choice to highlight blizzard's evil?

kinda
blizzard was based a long time ago
now they are opposite of everything they used to stand for

 

[Unimaginative Username]

So yeah, has bots, and paid jannies, and still bypasses them doing their jobs just to be a victim.

What's the over/under on how long until he AN HEROes?

On an unrelated note: Mald, I know you read this thread, so maybe you should consider rewriting Shartbound in Rust. It's made by and for furries, trannies, and all sorts of other degenerates, so you'd fit right in. And the chief pervert is constantly adding ill-advised features to the language (and then removing them again), so it's a constant crapshoot as to whether code that used to be valid will still compile without re-writing every time a new version of Rust is released, and you will have a built-in excuse for why you haven't finished the game yet (this foundation of quicksand is also why the Ladybird web browser and Kiwiforo will never actually be completed).

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

"Development stalled because you guys blew up the community" is the equivalent of Yanderedev's "I can't finish the game because you guys keep sending me emails".

Remember: if anything ever goes wrong, it's always someone else's fault.

It's such a retarded excuse too because the community blew up BECAUSE he told people he is a super smart dev of 20 years and works on his game on stream and people wanted to see that. Then he suddenly gets codeshy and all he can do is stare at a yaml file while throwing out his fortune cookie wisdom

 

[419]

(this foundation of quicksand is also why the Ladybird web browser and Kiwiforo will never actually be completed)

You know that Ladybird already explicitly swore off Rust a long time ago in favour of regular C++, JS and the occasional Swift, right?