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Not a very proud papa: despite having already had gender-affirming genital mutilation, a TiF has to go to literal fucking therapy to cope with the fact that her wife is pregnant with a beautiful baby boy because she is preemptively jealous of the size of his infantile crotch. This post made me a worse person to have read - and they say we're the ones obsessed with genitals?
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Parenthood and meta​

I had simple meta and scrotoplasty about 4 years ago. My wife is pregnant with our first child…and the baby has a penis. And I’m kinda freaked out about it.
Note: I’m in therapy and getting my shit worked out before baby is born.
I don’t want to carry any resentment towards my baby for being born with the genitals I desperately wish I was born with. I don’t want to have any feelings either way about the sex of my child but was hoping for a daughter because of my dysphoria. I’m trying to prepare myself for years of diaper changes and bath times and potty training but I’m so concerned about the effect on my already strained relationship with my own penis. I can’t imagine allowing my kid to see me naked (“why is my penis bigger than daddy’s?”). If my wife were to draw any comparison between our penises (even in her own head) it would devastate me. I had hoped that meta would allow me to not fret about my dick so much (and it has somewhat) but this is taking up so much mental energy. It turns out I’m not as comfortable with having a tiny penis as I thought I’d be pre-op.
I am pursuing phalloplasty and have a date for the fall but am considering postponing until our child is older so my wife won’t have to be my caretaker while pregnant. I’m not sure how to “make it work” for the next few years.
Does anyone have any experience parenting after having metoidioplasty? Especially if it affected your dysphoria.
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This tranny thinks that his friends failed some sort of litmus test of acceptability by dissing on troons in his presence, but all I can think is that I wish more of them would try this shit so the trash can take itself out. Also, yeah, when you reveal yourself to be part of a malignant pervert-class in society, tides turn quite quickly for most people! Shocker.
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I keep losing friends​

So basically me and some people i met like a week or two ago have been playing peak since and talking everyday. Today the topic of being trans comes up (I'm a passing trans woman so i ask as a joke) and they have a bad reaction to it calling us basically against nature and bad (nicely said). So i left the group chat and told the one person i thought i could trust in it about why i left.
Yeah they blocked me afterwards. I'm just pissed that people are still like that when not even an hour ago they were saying I'm cute and a good friend of theirs
Tl;dr. People are asses sometimes and im venting it out
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A troon so autistic that he's on SSDI is finding it difficult to continue threading the needle of transitioning, contemplating suicide as a result of how disappointing transition has been for him so far. I can't believe what I'm reading here, are you telling me transition doesn't fix everything and doesn't even consistently prevent suicide? I'm having conniptions over this! Quick, someone fetch me my #FreePalestine smelling salts, I may faint!
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How do I push through when everything feels pointless in my transition?​

Genuinely. I am in a state of mental decline and decay I couldnt fathom 10 years ago. I'm 29, I'm clocky but pass when I put in an ungodly amount of effort into grooming, clothing selection etc and keep my mouth shut. My voice instantly clocks me. My medical transition is miles away from my social one and part of that genuinely is my autism holding me back. I live in a state of fear, anxiety and hopelessness. My mind keeps ruminating on "this life wont be as good as a cis woman's." The past 10 years have been lies in told myself denying being trans, failed stunts in college, an associates degree that took 4 years to get, 2 year gap, 4 years back at a four year school delayed getting HRT (waited until 26, was living with my mom until 27), she would gas light me into not getting HRT. I finally got it 10 days before my 26th birthday. Two years later I'm on the psych ward and kicked out of her house. Last year I had my orchirectomy, probably the last time Medicare will cover a trans surgery for me, since my medicare came from my SSDI status because of my autism, now I have a $184 premium every month. Job history is basically swiss cheese. I'm living in an apartment now paid for by a Medicaid consolidated waiver for autism support, 70% of my rent is paid, if I got rid of it my rent would jump from $465.50 to $1495 a month. I have went nuclear with job applications. Over 300 applications and only two interviews, one where I was lowballed salary wise because of "experience" the other a car sales job they refused to let me do part time. My gender is fucking DLC hidden behind a paywall. Could I flawlessly pass with multiple surgeries, intensive gender therapy, voice training, wardrobe redesign etc? Yes. Will I ever be able to afford it? Probably not. I graduate in the fall with a bachelor's in history. Utterly useless. I'm a pariah in trans spaces for having trans med adjacent views and being the utter antithesis to trans joy. I hate being trans. I hate being autistic. This exsetensial nightmare refuses to end. The Cosmological mismatch is so massive I think about killing myself every day. Already had an attempt last year, and before that. I eat to cope with the pain and sensory hell. I'm at 270 lbs and I cant stop eating. I think I'm at the point of bulemia I'll try to puke it all out.
I don't know what to do anymore but I'm in so much pain. The only thing that makes me not kill myself is that I think I will reincarnate as a cis girl and there's a friend of mine (Let's call her Abby) that would be DEVASTATED if I died
Please, give me some suggestions because I'm at the end of my rope..This is my honest transgender experience
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This is so poorly written that it almost feels like a schizopost, but I found it hilarious to imagine some tough-talkin' li'l Russian dood trying to present a brave and stoic front only for people in her neighborhood to refer to her by an insulting nickname regardless. But I don't entirely believe her, given that she seems to struggle with a grip on reality and claims to have CPTSD as well as autism, anorexia and agoraphobia. A notable pattern in her posting is that she fears her own emotions to the point of obsession, so methinks a mood stabilizer would be a more suitable treatment than transition, but what do I know?
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how can i cope with harrassment from the public​

everyonr where i live calls me "scary mary" screams at me to make fun of me and tease how reactive to my surroundings i am, i find it very upsetting becauss my self worth depends on being as vacant apathetic and expressionless as possible so much. old people tell me to smile more, iver overheard members of the public refer to me as "that GIRL that lashes out", people catcall me and laugh at me. i am constantly infantilised. i was oncr ridiculed for using manners.people that i do not even recognise at all seem to know who i am and make fun of me accordingly.
i do not feel safe in my neighbourhood at all, i hate being trest like i am over reacting. i avoid leaving the house at certain times.
even further afield complete strangers shove female things in my face and make sexual comments.
it makes me want to cry. i am traumatised by not just not passing but being read as ths total opposite of the kind of male i want to be so badly.
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Rose-tinted glasses, smashed: two FTMs discover that they don't really like the way men speak of women when they assume a woman is not present, leading both to worry that there really isn't a place where they belong after all. I always find it funny when both troons 'n' poons act as if nasty locker room talk is something only they are privy to in terms of recognizing how grotesque it is; you must really believe women are too stupid to understand how men interpret them, huh? Trust me, spend long enough on the internet and you become very aware of it.
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Cis men and sexual culture making me uncomfortable. starting to get worried I’ll never belong​

Hi all.
I’m curious on other people’s experiences of this. Recently I’ve been trying to go the next step with my mental masculinity, and I’ve been feeling more connected with my guy friends. However , I’ve noticed there is almost exclusively sex talk within some of my guy friend groups. It was fine and reasonable at first, and even felt a little affirming, but I feel like it’s always taken too far and honestly makes me really uncomfortable. I’ve heard a lot about how men’s culture is just talking about women and such , and im a huge feminist so im just worried that I’ll never really “belong” either way. With women or men.
I guess I was really excited to finally fully be apart of men’s culture, but I find myself a little disappointed and sometimes disgusted at what I’ve been seeing.
Anyone else experience this?
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Since coming out to my (male) best friend as a trans man, he's 'unlocked' his locker room talk around me.​

As the title says, to be honest. I had a huge amount of respect for him before I figured out I was transgender, but since coming out, he's relaxed what's clearly been a filter he was using to converse with me before. I've heard him coming out with some remarkably crap, out of pocket things regarding women, other men, and life in general, though it's the women-stuff that bothers me the most. Part of me thinks it shouldn't bother me as much as it does, or that I'm being unfair by judging him in this way, but I can't help seeing him in a very different, and if I'm honest, slightly disappointing light. Please tell me others have experienced this. I'm also ready to be told I'm wrong.
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So close, you can almost taste it: a gooner troon who was once a misogynistic blight upon society continues to be a misogynistic blight upon society, but now feels a bit bad about it given that he now aligns himself more with his victims than as their perpetrator. I like when they assume just putting a frock on their cock somehow shifts paradigms so successfully that they can have borderline rabbinical wrestling with their own morality like this! No, you're still a toxic, chronically masturbating misogynist, but now you're also protected as a precious purse dog for Democratic activism.
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So is it possible that I'm just a jerk in disguise?​

21, transfem. My experience is so far from innocent that it makes me uncomfortable. I have lived as a boy for 19 years, and as a teenager I was absolutely the most evil type of boy: full of hatred and bad taste, and all I did every day was post toxic, misogynistic comments and masturbate to erotic yuri comics. Then I stumbled into the trans subs on Reddit, and now I am 21and 1 year on HRT.
If I am a good person now, how could I have been so evil two years ago? I can't help but wonder, am I just an incel posing as an innocent trans girl in order to infiltrate and prey on the community? Or am I just making some spur-of-the-moment decisions that aren't actually my intention?
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Magic Pickle said:
Another example in which permission was given to discuss OP's transgender status only for OP to turn around and shit her pants when, as it turns out, people decide to go forward and talk about it anyway.
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This one get me a little MATI. What do you mean "Disappointed in my mom perhaps but I can't blame her entirely since I allowed it." ? It's not even your mom's fault but her friend and you still blame her. Is it some sort of past lingering resentment? Shouldn't you be angry at yourself instead? Or at the friend?
 
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I'm surely dating myself (fuck off, gimme my DBZ scouters) but in MY DAY we didn't play GTA or COD during sleepovers, we watched The Rock and played Starfox 64 or GoldenEye (slappers only, no Oddjob)
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That is not that old, Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards on the Amiga 500 is old. I think younger generations would also have benefited from helping the incel in dorky clothes get laid instead of shooting at people.
 
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That is not that old, Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards on the Amiga 500 is old. I think younger generations would also have benefited from helping the incel in dorky clothes get laid instead of shooting at people.
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Not trying to doublepost or whatever but I do remember playing some version of Leisure Suit Larry on a horrifically bad laptop running Windows 3.1 at a friend's house, once. With a weird, side-mounted trackball... thing.

So I think I'm old, if not old enough to remember that particular Amiga 500 game. But I agree... generally at the time we were even okay with the "obviously gay" kid because, honestly, who gives a shit? Didn't affect how he played Smash Bros or anything. Same with incels and whatnot.
 
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Not sure what this is an response too but it's hilarious.
Some transwo(men) are mad that the majority of men willing to have sex with them are fellow perverts. They don't want to date queer effeminate men who wear dresses aka them, they want the average masculine straight men of their gay dreams.


Leave straight trans women alone. The vast majority of us don’t want a dude who puts on clothing that has traditionally been used by women and getting off on it specifically for that reason.
Trans women will not “understand” you better. As a matter of fact, I will be repulsed from my own man doing this shit. I don’t kink shame but I think you can call into question the kinks of your partner. And there is no part in your fetish that I will “understand.” This just comes to show that you view your fetish as similar to my real life struggle with gender dysphoria/transsexualism. Your actions are dysphoria inducing.
Trans women, i really don’t mean to come across as “mean” when i make this point. It doesn’t come from a place of bitterness like many accused me of. Of course I want you all to get handsome, conventionally masculine, empathetic, intelligent men who are functioning members of society but I just see so many of my sisters being trapped into relationships with these sexually frustrated neckbeard basement dwellers. This is what 99% of these trans amorous men are, some combination of feminization kink, fetishizers of your dysphoric inducing sex traits, and overall sexually frustrated men who view trans women as being “easy.” These men will look to take advantage of you.
And before someone starts accusing me for being a doomer for claiming that trans amorous men are never good news for the reason listed above, TRANS AMOROUS MEN ARE NOT THE ONLY MEN INTO US. Taking Mathilda Hogbergs boyfriend as an example, attractive, fit, and masculine with actual goals in life. When he and Mathilda first started developing feeling for each other, he didn’t know she was trans. When she disclosed, he accepted her for the woman she said she was. He was not exclusively othering and searching out trans women to fulfill a sexually depraved fantasy of trans women that most trans amorous men have.
I hope trans women can find their Chris Blund (Mathilda’s fiancé) and not engage with these Joey Sarsons (Blaire Whites GAMP anally receptive husband).

It never gets old how they reveal their fetish when it's in front of them as another man, they don't want to date someone like them because it doesn't validate their lifestyle as normal.

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Magic Pickle said:

So is it possible that I'm just a jerk in disguise?​

21, transfem. My experience is so far from innocent that it makes me uncomfortable. I have lived as a boy for 19 years, and as a teenager I was absolutely the most evil type of boy: full of hatred and bad taste, and all I did every day was post toxic, misogynistic comments and masturbate to erotic yuri comics. Then I stumbled into the trans subs on Reddit, and now I am 21and 1 year on HRT.
If I am a good person now, how could I have been so evil two years ago? I can't help but wonder, am I just an incel posing as an innocent trans girl in order to infiltrate and prey on the community? Or am I just making some spur-of-the-moment decisions that aren't actually my intention?
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This has to be a TERF from this thread pulling a drive-by on the cow field. There's no way a troon is this self-aware.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Trump is planning to strip citizenship from troons and deport them, am I right? :lit:

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Donald Trump is trying to use his personal feud with Rosie O'Donnell to pry open the door that would allow him to strip away the citizenship of any person at any given time.

Folks, once that door is pried open, there will be no going back for trans Americans, regardless of how thoroughly they've tried to shield their identities or how few people they've come out to. We all know Republicans have successfully weaponized metadata and search histories to identify people who have sought abortions in states like Florida. The same techniques may well be used to root out trans people on the macro level across the country, especially with Homeland and most of Big Tech in Trump's pocket. The same is likely to happen with dissidents of all stripes. They may even be the first targets, which would allow at least some trans people extra time to prepare.

Please don't waste your time saying "there's no way he can do this because xxxxx". There are no firm guardrails. And we know this. It's not a matter of opinion. He's got a turbocharged ICE. He's got the camps. Posse Comitatus is gone. The pieces are falling together very quickly.

If you're going to leave the United States, the next few weeks might be your final chance. Start that visa process. Get that go-bag together. Stop talking about it and start planning. Shit might be about to get very real.
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Serious discussion of possible destinations. 8)
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Imagine if Trump was an eighth as tyrannical as they think he is, we'd have been living in the aryan ethnostate months ago.
 
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Taking Mathilda Hogbergs boyfriend as an example, attractive, fit, and masculine with actual goals in life. When he and Mathilda first started developing feeling for each other, he didn’t know she was trans. When she disclosed, he accepted her for the woman she said she was. He was not exclusively othering and searching out trans women to fulfill a sexually depraved fantasy of trans women that most trans amorous men have.
I hope trans women can find their Chris Blund (Mathilda’s fiancé) and not engage with these Joey Sarsons (Blaire Whites GAMP anally receptive husband)
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Seeing this made me curious. Whenever troons give examples of "hot" "straight" men dating troons, if you do a little digging, you learn they're not actually straight men. They're either gay men, porn sick troons themselves, or attention whores that are only dating a troon for e-fame.

Who is Mathilda Hogberg? Some Swedish influencer. In photos, he certainly passes better than most troons:
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Let's look at his super straight, super manly and HOT husband. His name is Chris Blund, also from Sweden.

I must admit, in carefully curated photos, Chris does seem pretty handsome:
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However... doing some more digging, you can't help but notice something is off...

First, Mathilda is actually taller than Chris lmao:
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Second, there is a reason Chris does the same poses in all his photos. In videos and in frontal facing shots, he looks a lot less handsome. Not saying he's ugly, but, well, just look at him:
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I decided to check out Mathilda's YouTube and to the average kiwi, he certainly does not pass and has a typical troon gay voice:
As far as troons go Mathilda does seem to put in effort, and does pass better than most, but I have serious doubts that the average person wouldn't clock him after talking to him for a while, especially before he had that Adam's apple shaving surgery.

I was curious though, what type of man is Chris? He kind of looks gay, but Mathilda had his penis chopped off before they even started dating, so if he's a gay man, dating a troon with no penis doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I thought Chris must be a secret troon pervert, but after watching them together, I think Chris is just kind of retarded. I don't even mean that as an insult, he seems kind of slow and I noticed that Mathilda does a lot of talking for him. See both videos here:
If his story is to be believed, he did not know Mathilda was trans when they started dating, and after he found out, he was a bit surprised but didn't care. I'm not sure I buy that story, but if it is true, then I think he's just a shy and slow individual that doesn't put up a fuss over things or care about much, and is just happy to date someone that is nice to him. Personally, I think even though he's a slow, he knew Mathilda was a man. I think he's a self hating gay and Mathilda is what he's settling on, even sans penis.

At any rate, reddit troons are once again lying. Mathilda doesn't pass, and his husband isn't the hot, straight Jock type they made him out to be. Another L.
 

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I'm really skirting the line with this one but it is too insane not to see. The person who approached to check on them is filming it (in the most chad way possible) but it's truly an L of all L's ....

I present to you the Diaper Tranny Car Crash:

 
CoolFool said:
If his story is to be believed, he did not know Mathilda was trans when they started dating,
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I don't believe anything trannies and their ass kissers say. These monsters are lying all the damn time.

Also fun fact: Mathilda the hog made several videos where he talks about still having stinkditch problems years after his dick got butchered. :story:
 
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"The female body is repulsive, I respect (other) women though"

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Anything related to her "enlightenment" journey pop up while browsing her profile? I'm curious what philosophers an 18 year old pooner would find either interesting or helpful; odds are she read Nietzsche or Camus poorly, then made up some odd interpretation.
 
So Mathilda is what happens when all the stars are aligned for a troon: genetic luck, a dumb but sweet gay guy, a lot of efforts and money. Keep in mind it's the extremly curated medias which only show the good parts, ignoring the stinkditch & the short expiration date of M. who'll age like milk. I know it's seems like a W for them but the fragility of his situation and the impending fall make it an ominous L.
 
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odds are she read Nietzsche or Camus poorly, then made up some odd interpretation.
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"Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure."

Fits pretty well. Or...

“God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?”

Maybe the troons think cock-chopping festivals will set us right with the universe?
 
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Troon scares off a couple of chuds with some epic hyena facts.

Putting aside the fact that this is the most autistic thing I've ever read (and I cannot imagine any way in which this scenario could have played out that would paint the troon in a remotely positive light), there are several things worth noting:
  1. The troon calls the chuds 'creepy', before detailing how he brought up hyena genitalia to them completely unbidden. The chuds are described as teenagers, meaning they are children- but they're the creepy ones in this situation.
  2. He sincerely posted this without realizing just how much of a socially maladjusted retard it makes him look.
  3. The troon's claim isn't even true. Based on cursory research, female hyenas don't have penises- they just have grotesque oversized clitorises that they piss through. They are not comparable to penises in any other functional way. I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise that such details are lost on the group of people who genuinely think that there is no anatomical distinction between a vagina and a festering crotch wound.
  4. This is just an old reheated troon fallacy. I remember years back when they were all crowing about the fact that certain species of frog can change sex in order to meet demographic demands, which apparently proved that being a tranny has some sort of biological precedent and legitimacy. This completely fails to account for the fact that humans and frogs are about as different from one another as it is possible for any pairing of terrestrial animals to be, and thus the fact that some frogs can change sex has no bearing on anything.
  5. This troon posts a lot of hyena-related shit on other subs (mostly about the hyenas from The Lion King), so it's clearly just some bizarre autistic fixation and/or fetish of his.
 
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Syikeblade said:
It never gets old how they reveal their fetish when it's in front of them as another man, they don't want to date someone like them because it doesn't validate their lifestyle as normal.
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Yet another example of troons wanting to have their cake and eat it too when it comes to gatekeeping the fetish.

On the one hand, troons want open access to everything women's, including access to women's clothes and beauty parlors, and it would majorly piss them off if they couldn't get their dick waxed by a lady or buy clothes from the women's big n tall section. On the other hand, they want to freeze out the other male perverts who do the same thing for what they deem to be the "wrong" reasons. So they have to go into tranny overdrive to define the difference between us (true & honest troons) and them (male crossdressers who aren't TiMs.)

Pots, kettles, etc. Still funny though. It also touches a bit on that tranny tendency to hate exactly the kind of people (chasers) who would genuinely love them for who they are, because the troons themselves hate who they are, and so the idea of a chaser liking those characteristics pisses them off. They want a man who fucks women, with enough brain damage not to realize he's landed himself an ersatz woman, like this Mathilda guy's room temp IQ beefcake of a BF, unless the troon discloses. And even then those guys have to pretend to be surprised.
 
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