Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sean Andalou]

Did it occur to this troon that it is much easier to be a trailblazer in an all-Red Christian hick town?

Never mind trailblazer.
Less likely to be a victim of random hate violence in a big diverse city, he says?

(context: trannies raiding /pol/ to own the chuds)

Now THAT is an online tranny L.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Honestly, with the BPD ones we should just mix some muscle relaxants in their hormone shots. Even when they're not trooning out they're complete psychos.

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(context: trannies raiding /pol/ to own the chuds)

Do these fuckers just think 4Chan is another flavor of Tumblr or Reddit? How did they not expect this?

 

[SoleniyKraut]

(context: trannies raiding /pol/ to own the chuds)

That night /pol/ has remained the same, but a few rundown apartments have echoed with a resounding "-ACK!"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Do these fuckers just think 4Chan is another flavor of Tumblr or Reddit? How did they not expect this?

Reminds me of the time tumblr tried to raid 4chan back in the day (which might have been a 4chan gayop, but who knows).

A concentrated campaign that barely had any effect vs. shock images tagged with popular topics at the time.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troon thinks it's a W, but we all know it's an L.


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i rarely post here, but i just wanted to share my excitement over this little victory. Normally I hand my purse to my boyfriend and use the men’s, but i was wearing a skirt today and felt weird using the men’s. I wouldn’t say i pass either way, and it was so scary. But no one looked at me weird and it ended up ok.

mini vent; i’m 6’2 and here in the US i have to bend over to avoid seeing over the stalls.

edit: my name is Cora (i found it in a DnD book and it just stuck with me)

Emphasis added.
Playing can-you-top-this in the comments.

I'm so happy for you!!! And I know firsthand how much it sucks being tall in the bathroom. I'm 6'7 and I know there are other women out there that are as tall, but I don't think I'd ever be able to use the womens bathrooms in public just based on my height alone (and ig whether or not I pass well enough)

I'm 6'6 and unshaven and wear trans pride and someone complemented me the other day that "T is really working" for me and thought the trans pride meant I was transmasc. Which I know wouldn't be euphoric for everyone here but just the fact that despite my height someone already primed to look for clocky tells thought I was afab? I no longer think height is as huge a dealbreaker as I used to

 

[Magic Pickle]

Not a very proud papa: despite having already had gender-affirming genital mutilation, a TiF has to go to literal fucking therapy to cope with the fact that her wife is pregnant with a beautiful baby boy because she is preemptively jealous of the size of his infantile crotch. This post made me a worse person to have read - and they say we're the ones obsessed with genitals?
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Parenthood and meta​

I had simple meta and scrotoplasty about 4 years ago. My wife is pregnant with our first child…and the baby has a penis. And I’m kinda freaked out about it.
Note: I’m in therapy and getting my shit worked out before baby is born.
I don’t want to carry any resentment towards my baby for being born with the genitals I desperately wish I was born with. I don’t want to have any feelings either way about the sex of my child but was hoping for a daughter because of my dysphoria. I’m trying to prepare myself for years of diaper changes and bath times and potty training but I’m so concerned about the effect on my already strained relationship with my own penis. I can’t imagine allowing my kid to see me naked (“why is my penis bigger than daddy’s?”). If my wife were to draw any comparison between our penises (even in her own head) it would devastate me. I had hoped that meta would allow me to not fret about my dick so much (and it has somewhat) but this is taking up so much mental energy. It turns out I’m not as comfortable with having a tiny penis as I thought I’d be pre-op.
I am pursuing phalloplasty and have a date for the fall but am considering postponing until our child is older so my wife won’t have to be my caretaker while pregnant. I’m not sure how to “make it work” for the next few years.
Does anyone have any experience parenting after having metoidioplasty? Especially if it affected your dysphoria.

This tranny thinks that his friends failed some sort of litmus test of acceptability by dissing on troons in his presence, but all I can think is that I wish more of them would try this shit so the trash can take itself out. Also, yeah, when you reveal yourself to be part of a malignant pervert-class in society, tides turn quite quickly for most people! Shocker.
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I keep losing friends​

So basically me and some people i met like a week or two ago have been playing peak since and talking everyday. Today the topic of being trans comes up (I'm a passing trans woman so i ask as a joke) and they have a bad reaction to it calling us basically against nature and bad (nicely said). So i left the group chat and told the one person i thought i could trust in it about why i left.
Yeah they blocked me afterwards. I'm just pissed that people are still like that when not even an hour ago they were saying I'm cute and a good friend of theirs
Tl;dr. People are asses sometimes and im venting it out

A troon so autistic that he's on SSDI is finding it difficult to continue threading the needle of transitioning, contemplating suicide as a result of how disappointing transition has been for him so far. I can't believe what I'm reading here, are you telling me transition doesn't fix everything and doesn't even consistently prevent suicide? I'm having conniptions over this! Quick, someone fetch me my #FreePalestine smelling salts, I may faint!
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How do I push through when everything feels pointless in my transition?​

Genuinely. I am in a state of mental decline and decay I couldnt fathom 10 years ago. I'm 29, I'm clocky but pass when I put in an ungodly amount of effort into grooming, clothing selection etc and keep my mouth shut. My voice instantly clocks me. My medical transition is miles away from my social one and part of that genuinely is my autism holding me back. I live in a state of fear, anxiety and hopelessness. My mind keeps ruminating on "this life wont be as good as a cis woman's." The past 10 years have been lies in told myself denying being trans, failed stunts in college, an associates degree that took 4 years to get, 2 year gap, 4 years back at a four year school delayed getting HRT (waited until 26, was living with my mom until 27), she would gas light me into not getting HRT. I finally got it 10 days before my 26th birthday. Two years later I'm on the psych ward and kicked out of her house. Last year I had my orchirectomy, probably the last time Medicare will cover a trans surgery for me, since my medicare came from my SSDI status because of my autism, now I have a $184 premium every month. Job history is basically swiss cheese. I'm living in an apartment now paid for by a Medicaid consolidated waiver for autism support, 70% of my rent is paid, if I got rid of it my rent would jump from $465.50 to $1495 a month. I have went nuclear with job applications. Over 300 applications and only two interviews, one where I was lowballed salary wise because of "experience" the other a car sales job they refused to let me do part time. My gender is fucking DLC hidden behind a paywall. Could I flawlessly pass with multiple surgeries, intensive gender therapy, voice training, wardrobe redesign etc? Yes. Will I ever be able to afford it? Probably not. I graduate in the fall with a bachelor's in history. Utterly useless. I'm a pariah in trans spaces for having trans med adjacent views and being the utter antithesis to trans joy. I hate being trans. I hate being autistic. This exsetensial nightmare refuses to end. The Cosmological mismatch is so massive I think about killing myself every day. Already had an attempt last year, and before that. I eat to cope with the pain and sensory hell. I'm at 270 lbs and I cant stop eating. I think I'm at the point of bulemia I'll try to puke it all out.
I don't know what to do anymore but I'm in so much pain. The only thing that makes me not kill myself is that I think I will reincarnate as a cis girl and there's a friend of mine (Let's call her Abby) that would be DEVASTATED if I died
Please, give me some suggestions because I'm at the end of my rope..This is my honest transgender experience

This is so poorly written that it almost feels like a schizopost, but I found it hilarious to imagine some tough-talkin' li'l Russian dood trying to present a brave and stoic front only for people in her neighborhood to refer to her by an insulting nickname regardless. But I don't entirely believe her, given that she seems to struggle with a grip on reality and claims to have CPTSD as well as autism, anorexia and agoraphobia. A notable pattern in her posting is that she fears her own emotions to the point of obsession, so methinks a mood stabilizer would be a more suitable treatment than transition, but what do I know?
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how can i cope with harrassment from the public​

everyonr where i live calls me "scary mary" screams at me to make fun of me and tease how reactive to my surroundings i am, i find it very upsetting becauss my self worth depends on being as vacant apathetic and expressionless as possible so much. old people tell me to smile more, iver overheard members of the public refer to me as "that GIRL that lashes out", people catcall me and laugh at me. i am constantly infantilised. i was oncr ridiculed for using manners.people that i do not even recognise at all seem to know who i am and make fun of me accordingly.
i do not feel safe in my neighbourhood at all, i hate being trest like i am over reacting. i avoid leaving the house at certain times.
even further afield complete strangers shove female things in my face and make sexual comments.
it makes me want to cry. i am traumatised by not just not passing but being read as ths total opposite of the kind of male i want to be so badly.

Rose-tinted glasses, smashed: two FTMs discover that they don't really like the way men speak of women when they assume a woman is not present, leading both to worry that there really isn't a place where they belong after all. I always find it funny when both troons 'n' poons act as if nasty locker room talk is something only they are privy to in terms of recognizing how grotesque it is; you must really believe women are too stupid to understand how men interpret them, huh? Trust me, spend long enough on the internet and you become very aware of it.
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Cis men and sexual culture making me uncomfortable. starting to get worried I’ll never belong​

Hi all.
I’m curious on other people’s experiences of this. Recently I’ve been trying to go the next step with my mental masculinity, and I’ve been feeling more connected with my guy friends. However , I’ve noticed there is almost exclusively sex talk within some of my guy friend groups. It was fine and reasonable at first, and even felt a little affirming, but I feel like it’s always taken too far and honestly makes me really uncomfortable. I’ve heard a lot about how men’s culture is just talking about women and such , and im a huge feminist so im just worried that I’ll never really “belong” either way. With women or men.
I guess I was really excited to finally fully be apart of men’s culture, but I find myself a little disappointed and sometimes disgusted at what I’ve been seeing.
Anyone else experience this?

Since coming out to my (male) best friend as a trans man, he's 'unlocked' his locker room talk around me.​

As the title says, to be honest. I had a huge amount of respect for him before I figured out I was transgender, but since coming out, he's relaxed what's clearly been a filter he was using to converse with me before. I've heard him coming out with some remarkably crap, out of pocket things regarding women, other men, and life in general, though it's the women-stuff that bothers me the most. Part of me thinks it shouldn't bother me as much as it does, or that I'm being unfair by judging him in this way, but I can't help seeing him in a very different, and if I'm honest, slightly disappointing light. Please tell me others have experienced this. I'm also ready to be told I'm wrong.

So close, you can almost taste it: a gooner troon who was once a misogynistic blight upon society continues to be a misogynistic blight upon society, but now feels a bit bad about it given that he now aligns himself more with his victims than as their perpetrator. I like when they assume just putting a frock on their cock somehow shifts paradigms so successfully that they can have borderline rabbinical wrestling with their own morality like this! No, you're still a toxic, chronically masturbating misogynist, but now you're also protected as a precious purse dog for Democratic activism.
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So is it possible that I'm just a jerk in disguise?​

21, transfem. My experience is so far from innocent that it makes me uncomfortable. I have lived as a boy for 19 years, and as a teenager I was absolutely the most evil type of boy: full of hatred and bad taste, and all I did every day was post toxic, misogynistic comments and masturbate to erotic yuri comics. Then I stumbled into the trans subs on Reddit, and now I am 21and 1 year on HRT.
If I am a good person now, how could I have been so evil two years ago? I can't help but wonder, am I just an incel posing as an innocent trans girl in order to infiltrate and prey on the community? Or am I just making some spur-of-the-moment decisions that aren't actually my intention?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Could I flawlessly pass with multiple surgeries, intensive gender therapy, voice training, wardrobe redesign etc? Yes.

El Oh El. Are you sure your problem is just autism and not a touch of narcissism, buddy?

 

[pooterino]

They have such dumb idealised ideas of childhood, it sounds like an animated Norman Rockwell-painting.

I'm surely dating myself (fuck off, gimme my DBZ scouters) but in MY DAY we didn't play GTA or COD during sleepovers as per this pooner, we watched The Rock and played Starfox 64 or GoldenEye (slappers only, no Oddjob)

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Another example in which permission was given to discuss OP's transgender status only for OP to turn around and shit her pants when, as it turns out, people decide to go forward and talk about it anyway.

This one get me a little MATI. What do you mean "Disappointed in my mom perhaps but I can't blame her entirely since I allowed it." ? It's not even your mom's fault but her friend and you still blame her. Is it some sort of past lingering resentment? Shouldn't you be angry at yourself instead? Or at the friend?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I'm surely dating myself (fuck off, gimme my DBZ scouters) but in MY DAY we didn't play GTA or COD during sleepovers, we watched The Rock and played Starfox 64 or GoldenEye (slappers only, no Oddjob)

That is not that old, Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards on the Amiga 500 is old. I think younger generations would also have benefited from helping the incel in dorky clothes get laid instead of shooting at people.

 

[pooterino]

That is not that old, Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards on the Amiga 500 is old. I think younger generations would also have benefited from helping the incel in dorky clothes get laid instead of shooting at people.

Not trying to doublepost or whatever but I do remember playing some version of Leisure Suit Larry on a horrifically bad laptop running Windows 3.1 at a friend's house, once. With a weird, side-mounted trackball... thing.

So I think I'm old, if not old enough to remember that particular Amiga 500 game. But I agree... generally at the time we were even okay with the "obviously gay" kid because, honestly, who gives a shit? Didn't affect how he played Smash Bros or anything. Same with incels and whatnot.

 

[Paper Machete]

"Strained relationship with my own penis."
"My mental masculinity."

IT IS A SIIIICKNAAAAAAAAAAAS!

 

[Syikeblade]

Not sure what this is an response too but it's hilarious.
Some transwo(men) are mad that the majority of men willing to have sex with them are fellow perverts. They don't want to date queer effeminate men who wear dresses aka them, they want the average masculine straight men of their gay dreams.

Spoiler: Trannies deserve real men!

Leave straight trans women alone. The vast majority of us don’t want a dude who puts on clothing that has traditionally been used by women and getting off on it specifically for that reason.
Trans women will not “understand” you better. As a matter of fact, I will be repulsed from my own man doing this shit. I don’t kink shame but I think you can call into question the kinks of your partner. And there is no part in your fetish that I will “understand.” This just comes to show that you view your fetish as similar to my real life struggle with gender dysphoria/transsexualism. Your actions are dysphoria inducing.
Trans women, i really don’t mean to come across as “mean” when i make this point. It doesn’t come from a place of bitterness like many accused me of. Of course I want you all to get handsome, conventionally masculine, empathetic, intelligent men who are functioning members of society but I just see so many of my sisters being trapped into relationships with these sexually frustrated neckbeard basement dwellers. This is what 99% of these trans amorous men are, some combination of feminization kink, fetishizers of your dysphoric inducing sex traits, and overall sexually frustrated men who view trans women as being “easy.” These men will look to take advantage of you.
And before someone starts accusing me for being a doomer for claiming that trans amorous men are never good news for the reason listed above, TRANS AMOROUS MEN ARE NOT THE ONLY MEN INTO US. Taking Mathilda Hogbergs boyfriend as an example, attractive, fit, and masculine with actual goals in life. When he and Mathilda first started developing feeling for each other, he didn’t know she was trans. When she disclosed, he accepted her for the woman she said she was. He was not exclusively othering and searching out trans women to fulfill a sexually depraved fantasy of trans women that most trans amorous men have.
I hope trans women can find their Chris Blund (Mathilda’s fiancé) and not engage with these Joey Sarsons (Blaire Whites GAMP anally receptive husband).

It never gets old how they reveal their fetish when it's in front of them as another man, they don't want to date someone like them because it doesn't validate their lifestyle as normal.

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[Revolved]

So is it possible that I'm just a jerk in disguise?​

21, transfem. My experience is so far from innocent that it makes me uncomfortable. I have lived as a boy for 19 years, and as a teenager I was absolutely the most evil type of boy: full of hatred and bad taste, and all I did every day was post toxic, misogynistic comments and masturbate to erotic yuri comics. Then I stumbled into the trans subs on Reddit, and now I am 21and 1 year on HRT.
If I am a good person now, how could I have been so evil two years ago? I can't help but wonder, am I just an incel posing as an innocent trans girl in order to infiltrate and prey on the community? Or am I just making some spur-of-the-moment decisions that aren't actually my intention?

This has to be a TERF from this thread pulling a drive-by on the cow field. There's no way a troon is this self-aware.

 

[whatchamacallit]

Trump is planning to strip citizenship from troons and deport them, am I right?

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Spoiler: Whole rant.

Donald Trump is trying to use his personal feud with Rosie O'Donnell to pry open the door that would allow him to strip away the citizenship of any person at any given time.

Folks, once that door is pried open, there will be no going back for trans Americans, regardless of how thoroughly they've tried to shield their identities or how few people they've come out to. We all know Republicans have successfully weaponized metadata and search histories to identify people who have sought abortions in states like Florida. The same techniques may well be used to root out trans people on the macro level across the country, especially with Homeland and most of Big Tech in Trump's pocket. The same is likely to happen with dissidents of all stripes. They may even be the first targets, which would allow at least some trans people extra time to prepare.

Please don't waste your time saying "there's no way he can do this because xxxxx". There are no firm guardrails. And we know this. It's not a matter of opinion. He's got a turbocharged ICE. He's got the camps. Posse Comitatus is gone. The pieces are falling together very quickly.

If you're going to leave the United States, the next few weeks might be your final chance. Start that visa process. Get that go-bag together. Stop talking about it and start planning. Shit might be about to get very real.

24 comments so far.
Serious discussion of possible destinations.

Imagine if Trump was an eighth as tyrannical as they think he is, we'd have been living in the aryan ethnostate months ago.

 

[CoolFool]

Taking Mathilda Hogbergs boyfriend as an example, attractive, fit, and masculine with actual goals in life. When he and Mathilda first started developing feeling for each other, he didn’t know she was trans. When she disclosed, he accepted her for the woman she said she was. He was not exclusively othering and searching out trans women to fulfill a sexually depraved fantasy of trans women that most trans amorous men have.
I hope trans women can find their Chris Blund (Mathilda’s fiancé) and not engage with these Joey Sarsons (Blaire Whites GAMP anally receptive husband)

Seeing this made me curious. Whenever troons give examples of "hot" "straight" men dating troons, if you do a little digging, you learn they're not actually straight men. They're either gay men, porn sick troons themselves, or attention whores that are only dating a troon for e-fame.

Who is Mathilda Hogberg? Some Swedish influencer. In photos, he certainly passes better than most troons:

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Let's look at his super straight, super manly and HOT husband. His name is Chris Blund, also from Sweden.

I must admit, in carefully curated photos, Chris does seem pretty handsome:

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However... doing some more digging, you can't help but notice something is off...

First, Mathilda is actually taller than Chris lmao:

Spoiler: Dainty woman

Second, there is a reason Chris does the same poses in all his photos. In videos and in frontal facing shots, he looks a lot less handsome. Not saying he's ugly, but, well, just look at him:

Spoiler: It's giving Grug

I decided to check out Mathilda's YouTube and to the average kiwi, he certainly does not pass and has a typical troon gay voice:

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As far as troons go Mathilda does seem to put in effort, and does pass better than most, but I have serious doubts that the average person wouldn't clock him after talking to him for a while, especially before he had that Adam's apple shaving surgery.

I was curious though, what type of man is Chris? He kind of looks gay, but Mathilda had his penis chopped off before they even started dating, so if he's a gay man, dating a troon with no penis doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I thought Chris must be a secret troon pervert, but after watching them together, I think Chris is just kind of retarded. I don't even mean that as an insult, he seems kind of slow and I noticed that Mathilda does a lot of talking for him. See both videos here:

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If his story is to be believed, he did not know Mathilda was trans when they started dating, and after he found out, he was a bit surprised but didn't care. I'm not sure I buy that story, but if it is true, then I think he's just a shy and slow individual that doesn't put up a fuss over things or care about much, and is just happy to date someone that is nice to him. Personally, I think even though he's a slow, he knew Mathilda was a man. I think he's a self hating gay and Mathilda is what he's settling on, even sans penis.

At any rate, reddit troons are once again lying. Mathilda doesn't pass, and his husband isn't the hot, straight Jock type they made him out to be. Another L.

 

[Meiwaku]

I'm really skirting the line with this one but it is too insane not to see. The person who approached to check on them is filming it (in the most chad way possible) but it's truly an L of all L's ....

I present to you the Diaper Tranny Car Crash:

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

If his story is to be believed, he did not know Mathilda was trans when they started dating,

I don't believe anything trannies and their ass kissers say. These monsters are lying all the damn time.

Also fun fact: Mathilda the hog made several videos where he talks about still having stinkditch problems years after his dick got butchered.

 

[Send Da Video]

I'm really skirting the line with this one but it is too insane not to see. The person who approached to check on them is filming it (in the most chad way possible) but it's truly an L of all L's ....

I present to you the Diaper Tranny Car Crash:

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This might be the most batshit insane thing I've seen on this website.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

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18 and already has problems bad enough "getting sober" is something to work on. "It seems as though the better I'm doing, the less anyone really wants to fall in love with me", does that have anything at all to do with your definition of better likely encompassing transitioning? And that most everyone is put off by hairy BPD messes (per her other posts she's not even on T yet though, so she's just completely normal looking as a girl, I guess)? Could it be that the issue is your definition of "genuinely being in love with you" means "like what I want you to like about me, support everything I decide you should support about me" with no room for discussion?
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Girl, what are you talking about? You can't be emasculated because you're a woman. The closest equivalent for a woman would be what you're doing now, trying to force yourself into the other's role and making a shamfur dispray.
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"The female body is repulsive, I respect (other) women though"

Anything related to her "enlightenment" journey pop up while browsing her profile? I'm curious what philosophers an 18 year old pooner would find either interesting or helpful; odds are she read Nietzsche or Camus poorly, then made up some odd interpretation.