🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I thought all blacks didn't gain length when hard or were "showers". Oh god why are we discussing Burt's flacid benis.

This is all because the wiggers fucked up and season 4 ended early. The butterfly effect is an absolute bitch. In a perfect world we'd be speculating on BG2 already.

 

[TiggerNits]

Sam is rich and has a dedicated fanbase, but he could have done more. If only he was easier to work with and didn't have such a shit taste in women. But I have to commend him for playing his hand well after being canceled from Adult Swim. The viewer numbers for World Peace were fucking impressive and so was his comeback after the iDubbz doc. If only he focused more on comedy instead of the stupid e-daddy grift.

Nigga's a grower, not a shower.

I'm in the same boat about Sam. I actually like him and his work, but his orbiters have become an albatross except for Nick and Chris. The fishtank guys absolutely fucked up, Jet is a habitual failure that knows how to cling to the first passing liferaft.

Sam would probably be doing a lot better if he'd just tell his supporting acts to go their separate ways and just take Nick to do podcasts with Stavy and Shane.

Sam is the attraction, the others have just been a sideshow with heavily diminishing returns and a litany of liabilities.

 

[Mörkö]

I love El Estanque, it's so charming. Like a knockoff, misspelled designer bag that you'd find at a third-world open air market. Also, can any hispanics tell me what the hell this thing in the kitchen is?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I love El Estanque, it's so charming. Like a knockoff, misspelled designer bag that you'd find at a third-world open air market. Also, can any hispanics tell me what the hell this thing in the kitchen is?
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It's how you get to the underground level,be careful for Piranha Plants!

 

[Paul-Denton]

7:50 Luke and his dog have been kicked out of 109 APARTMENTS

someone explain to me how this happens

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

someone explain to me how this happens

Come on, man

 

[Paul-Denton]

Come on, man

Been a long day dude

 

[encouraged spacesletters]

didn't see it mentioned, sorry if it was. ellie started a discord serveer, hung out and did a vc then nuked it all within 6 hours. girl is crazy. only seems to respond to negativity and sarcastic post-ironic banter. i feel like she has it made if she dialed in but gigi grounded her from streaming. lol.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

didn't see it mentioned, sorry if it was. ellie started a discord serveer, hung out and did a vc then nuked it all within 6 hours. girl is crazy. only seems to respond to negativity and sarcastic post-ironic banter. i feel like she has it made if she dialed in but gigi grounded her from streaming. lol.

archive it next time

 

[R9K Insurgent]

l-lukesisters are we cooked...

Luke uses kiwi terminology

Nah nah that's just me, he was asked by someone if he watched/knows Bossman and if he follows the thread here, he only said he likes him and he watches clips on X. Senpai did in fact not notice us

EDIT Oh shit never mind, going back, he did use Semper Fidelis and crackarooski lol

 

[encouraged spacesletters]

archive it next time

https://gofile.io/d/Ll7J9b

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

They're scrambling for ideas, gotta make money somehow.

 

[encouraged spacesletters]

https://gofile.io/d/Ll7J9b

oh and jc joined right near the end, last 10 mins or so

 

[nulnvoid]

Burt is GOING OFF on Sam and Jet right now. Says Sam is washed up and unfunny, and Jet is incompetent and doesn't know how to run a show!
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Made an account just to say- looks like hes reading something w/ his eyes scanning side to side. I dont know if he prepared a script or if he has a weird jannie/handler thats putting him up to it.

 

[Smegward]

there's a bit on the site rn where they let alex b temp ban people for a few hours and he flexes and shit talks them all. he thinks they are permanent.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Burt is GOING OFF on Sam and Jet right now. Says Sam is washed up and unfunny, and Jet is incompetent and doesn't know how to run a show!
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He just said the quiet part out loud, most contestants probably think like this but are just afraid to burn the bridges. Smelly fat jew... I mean jet would be making some mumble rap songs in some crack den right now if not for Sam.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Why do they even have to ask this? Everybody liked the S2 house design the best. This is not secret knowledge. Bring back Bex you cowards.

 

[Blackstar]

Why do they even have to ask this? Everybody liked the S2 house design the best. This is not secret knowledge. Bring back Bex you cowards.

Because they're retarded and don't learn shit so they have to be told stuff over and over.

 

[I Am Not Really]

Made an account just to say- looks like hes reading something w/ his eyes scanning side to side. I dont know if he prepared a script or if he has a weird jannie/handler thats putting him up to it.

partial context was given a page back; it's a fishtoy he has. Burt is very aware of what people wanna hear, should be capable of formulating this himself no problem.

Nigga's a grower, not a shower.

he showed it plenty on s3 and has porn to his name - wish this was news to me

mints seems to have taken quite an active role in handling the lolcows and is apparently banning "walkers" for alex (temporary mutes).

Spoiler: recent walkers

Aperture, who had a falling out with him, was harassing Alex from day 1 on since he returned also got hit. After this he proceeded to leak the DMs he had with him about his visit to Sardine Tin. Their beef isn't really that interesting (it was mostly about how much he paid for him to come) but Alex also mentions in the messages that he had tons of e-mail exchanges with production and was supposed to be on season 4 or bloodgames - him appearing was made a condition for him to receive the season 3 payouts.

https://x.com/ApertureKeys/status/1944648771633037732

https://x.com/ApertureKeys/status/1944647793634603369

Spoiler: my discord interactions with Alex B before Sardine Tin. Like i said. 300, tequilla, swisher sweets, juuls. The Truth will set you free!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Half those “walkers” Alex banned were streamstars streamers.