Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Not our place to judge. It's just that the way she framed her situation is very, how to put it... Transactional, I guess?
Her circumstance is quite frankly hellish, but if she only views it materialistically and transactionally, there's only so much you can do.
A picture painted black cannot improve if you only have black paint.

Her world is indeed transactional, and obstacles are only insurmountable if its something she finds boring/doesn't have an interest in doing. Follows are real examples with one creative interpretation:
'Hey Tifferny, go get a job" "I CANNNTTA!!" "Why not?" "ITS TOO FAR TO WALK/I CANT AFFORD BUS TICKETS/MYSTERIOUS NOT ALLOWED TO"
'Hey Tiffy, go get your GED" "I CANNTIT DO THAT" "Why not?" "I DONT KNOW WHERE/IT COSTS TOO MUCH/MYSTERIOUS NOT ALLOWED TO"
'Hey Tina, saw you out in da club last night slinging the karaoke" "YEAH I PAWNED ONE OF MY CATS IT WAS SOOOOOOO MUCH FUN GO ZOEY"

 

[Rango Dango]

Her world is indeed transactional, and obstacles are only insurmountable if its something she finds boring/doesn't have an interest in doing. Follows are real examples with one creative interpretation:
'Hey Tifferny, go get a job" "I CANNNTTA!!" "Why not?" "ITS TOO FAR TO WALK/I CANT AFFORD BUS TICKETS/MYSTERIOUS NOT ALLOWED TO"
'Hey Tiffy, go get your GED" "I CANNTIT DO THAT" "Why not?" "I DONT KNOW WHERE/IT COSTS TOO MUCH/MYSTERIOUS NOT ALLOWED TO"
'Hey Tina, saw you out in da club last night slinging the karaoke" "YEAH I PAWNED ONE OF MY CATS IT WAS SOOOOOOO MUCH FUN GO ZOEY"

she can get money by selling her world-renowned cat soup made out of boiled cats

 

[Xev]

She still thinks trump is going to give her ssdi while he's actually reducing government gibs.

 

[NerdShamer]

She still thinks trump is going to give her ssdi while he's actually reducing government gibs.

She could start ratting out the local wetbacks as soon as ICE starts posting bounties for them

 

[BinaricHate]

She should sign up to fight for our greatest ally and her motherland.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

She should sign up to fight for our greatest ally and her motherland.

The sewers of New York thank you for your service.

 

[SteinserGate]

I'm going all in on banned by Monday. She'll tag a Janny in a retard rant and get another time out.

Fanduel would like to offer you a cash out at 80% of your life savings. The clock draws near.

I raise the bet. 10$ she's banned and socking by late sunday

Missed it by 1 leg, unbelievable loss for Toji.
I expect the 55.83 Brazilian Reals to donated to a cat charity of your choice. Or a carrot farm.

 

[Staticness]

I cannot wait for Zoey to co-author the comprehensive guide to cat care and feeding with @Claudio Hernández Castañeda

 

[Xev]

Zoey, if a furry pedo mexican shows up at your door wanting to shower with your cats just slowly walk up one flight of stairs. That's literally all anyone has to do to get a win against that retard.

 

[Hitchhiker]

The sewers of New York thank you for your service.

Do you think that Zoey helped dig out the Jew tunnels underneath New York or is she too allergic to work to do that?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Do you think that Zoey helped dig out the Jew tunnels underneath New York or is she too allergic to work to do that?

Let's ask her.
Tiffany of the Tribes, which tribe do you belong to? Do you work to lessen the plights of your tribe? Have you wandered the desert?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Our retard's thread is in the process of being rewritten.

 

[anliteralidiot]

hey Zoey what about this

 

[wifi.pigeon]

I did it. I finally fucking did it. A week and a half of going through highlights (except for her tard rampages, which I read all of) and I'm at the end of the thread. I feel like I just ran a marathon.

I usually lurk but I specifically made an account just for this special moment in my life.

Honestly when she got phonebooked and everyone was about her turning her life around, I was pretty nervous seeing there was another...1000 pages or so left. I was certain she must've done some horrorcow shit. Turns out it's because she's just fucking annoying and everyone actually kind of likes her. Beautiful. I don't know what to do with my free time now though.

 

[CallmeCicada]

did it. I finally fucking did it. A week and a half of going through highlights

You lunatic. Lmao. You're the second person to run the Zoey gauntlet. Bravo and welcome to the forum.

 

[twinArmageddons]

I usually lurk but I specifically made an account just for this special moment in my life.

Goodjob you became a true and honest zoeynigger

I don't know what to do with my free time now though.

creative writing is the hobby of choice of many a zoeynigger

 

[Sandnigger]

I don't know what to do with my free time now though.

Watch the toilet anime, duh.

 

[BinaricHate]

>no activity on here, t*mblr or instagram since like Sunday
uhhhmm. Should we be worried? She doesn't usually go radio silent for days on end like this. Maybe she took our advice and is trying to be less online ( )?

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Speaking of her going inactive again, I wonder why she doesn't simply use her old @Splatinist_ Twitter account after her new @emoboyfucker69 account got suspended.

The fact she was able to lock that account during attempt to unmask her proves that she still has access to it.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Wow, so that's what she looks like.

Not going to age well, unfortunately. Already has the cat lady librarian or community college secretary look going strong before 25.