Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
Have we discovered Nick's next target of spite and opportunity, Legal Mindset?
  • LM quickly became one of Nick's biggest detractors (several streams on Nick's legal issues) and is now firmly aligned with squarest on LawTube.
LM is just your typical lawtuber in that he is a failed IRL lawyer who pumps out content to feed his audience what they want to hear. Other than Sean, are there any actual lawtubers that actively work in the legal system day to day?
Not to derail the thread, but I think it's important to note a few things about LM that makes Nick hate him more than many know.

I've watched LM for a long time and remember much of the early days when he talked about his "upbringing."
  • LM's father legit was about 80 years old when he had him. He has talked about how his mom was basically 40 years younger than his father and that his dad was rich as shit
  • LM is very Christian (yes, he was on his way to go to seminary school) and converted to Catholicism for his ex-fiance. He also was a youth pastor and talks many "biblical pharses" and cites verses every once in a while. He particularly talks about his Christianity on the "Nick timeline stream"
  • LM - a nepo baby like Nick - actually worked hard and went to a generally good law school. Either FSU or Florida. Can't remember.
  • LM has about 10 years of law experience in Florida and Las Vegas but then "went east"
  • He works as a "U.S. international consultant" which is how he and Legal Vices became friends. Apparently there's a big market for Asian countries to hire American lawyers to show them how to work around U.S. laws. Legal Vices talked about how it paid really good money and he was so happy he didn't even have to try cases
LM represents everything that Nick DID NOT do with the luxuries he was born into:
  • Born into rich parents? LM and Nick both were.
  • Work hard and go to a good law school? LM did it. Nick didn't.
  • Actually work a 9-5 in law for more than 10+ years? LM did it. Nick didn't.
  • LM stays away from drugs. Nick does not.
  • LM has limits to his drinking. Nick does not.
  • LM walked away from Nick after the arrest and carved out a new path for himself away from Nick = gay anime but still took a hard left. Nick doubled down on why he was innocent when anyone with a brain cell knew he wasn't.
  • LM knows how/when to walk away from drama. Nick does not.
Deep context just from my own observations from watching LM over the years.
 
Is it time to drop his hilarious website here again?

Look at him, look at how smug he looks.
Legal Mindset is Gator-tier. And I don't mean that he literally streams with TheGatorGamer about VTubers (he does), but that just his Twitter account has exchanges like this on it (this one started when he got tagged by TheGatorGamer)

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Context for who the VTuber in between the messages from Gator and Legal Mindset is:
Gaytor's retweeting a self-described "Lawli" (loli) lawtuber who replied to his call to report Gabe Hoffman to Cover
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This vtuber has been on livestreams with legal mindset
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Plus this:
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It appears the Pretty Antisocial Lesbos have successfully pulled off some kind of gayop around a Superchat?
Melton seems overwhelmed with glee, so Aaron may have fucked something up?
I think it's a pretty safe bet that that post is unhinged drivel that has nothing to do with what Barneswalker Frank thinks may have happened.

No shade directed at you individually, because this isn't the first time, but fair warning that If you're going to look at that subreddit or Twitter, some level of skepticism is required. For instance, the guy on Reddit claiming to be that Paul guy who's the content director for those radio stations in the St Cloud market isn't actually Paul from the radio company, and the account on Twitter claiming to be Aaron's girlfriend isn't her either.
 
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Nicholas Rekieta, entrepreneur and Godsplainer, shares his wisdom. If only he could rouse himself to stream.
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Profoundly anti-Trinitarian - he on his Mormon arc yet? - and probably stole an AI take on subcreation. Professor Tolkien is the only one to read regarding the subject, not the adulterous child abuser.

Speaking of adultery, does anyone else physically cringe when someone refers to Kayla as a “victim”?
 
Profoundly anti-Trinitarian - he on his Mormon arc yet? - and probably stole an AI take on subcreation. Professor Tolkien is the only one to read regarding the subject, not the adulterous child abuser.

Speaking of adultery, does anyone else physically cringe when someone refers to Kayla as a “victim”?
The whole thing of Nick pretending(?) to be her gay friend for however many years when they were "dating" (i.e. before his trustfund kicked in) and Kayla enthusiastically spreading that around, even after she found out that he "wasn't gay", isn't only embarrassing for Nick but it does seem to de-legitimize the entire foundation of their marriage on a number of religious and non-religious levels.

 
The whole thing of Nick pretending(?) to be her gay friend for however many years when they were "dating" (i.e. before his trustfund kicked in) and Kayla enthusiastically spreading that around, even after she found out that he "wasn't gay", isn't only embarrassing for Nick but it does seem to de-legitimize the entire foundation of their marriage on a number of religious and non-religious levels.
At this point, it seems the pretending to be gay was just a cope. Impregnating Kayla was the actual sacrifice Nick submitted to so she would wingman him while he hit up other closeted homos ala Aaron. All along she was helping him live out his dream of being a googobler.
 

I couldn't decide which thread to post this in but seems like something is happening.
What a fat gross neck bearded greasy paedophile. Why can't Aaron's a-logs look normal? I don't need a supermodel but at least it'll be beneficial to NOT look like a fat greasy hairy unkempt rockspider crawling in places where children congregate. Is it too much to ask for? Does Aaron's a-logs "community" not realise having a fat gross nonce like this as the leader of their pack makes anyone normal immediately want to disassociate, if not outright go full "ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE" because smug Aaron is more tolerable to look at and even listen to (NOT a compliment)?
Aaron's shockjock wannabe radio voice is lame and smug but at least it's not dripping with grease, like the grease from cheap cheese used to make Cheese Pizza.

Disgusting. Woodchipper now.
 
Nick's "pretended to be gay" thing was my first big moment to give me pause with Nick - frankly everything about that stream was butt-fuck insane. The early Lady Gollum streams were the first cracks in Nick's armor.

-Edit- I stopped watching Nick's Friday streams pretty early on because I didn't Uncle Tom Drex and all the other weird guests. I think that probably make me think highly of Nick for longer than I should have.
 
The whole thing of Nick pretending(?) to be her gay friend for however many years when they were "dating" (i.e. before his trustfund kicked in) and Kayla enthusiastically spreading that around, even after she found out that he "wasn't gay", isn't only embarrassing for Nick but it does seem to de-legitimize the entire foundation of their marriage on a number of religious and non-religious levels.

"Will you marry me?" - Nick

"What, I thought you were gay?!" - Kayla

"No, I sucked those dicks ironically!" - Nick
 
Nick claiming to be gay (while being a feminine heterosexual man) seems like the kinda shit that would make a specific brand of religious girl wild.

I've always been convinced that the traddad larp was Kayla's idea because its what she wishes Nick was (as opposed to what would get him fans like he says).

Turning a gay boy straight so he becomes your traddad big Christian family man husband seems like exactly the sort of shit Kayla would fall in love with the idea of vs needing to love Nick himself.

Which seems to be why she's zonked out on pills in a hell of her own making.

I don't think she married him for the (lawyer) money since iirc at the time he wasn't in law school yet and I don't think there's any reason to assume that was 'always' his plan? I could be wrong on the timeline. Obviously the financial security of the trust combined with getting to be a stay at home mother with as many kids as possible was the appeal.

If it's bad with five kids imagine this train wreck with 7+
 
Aren't both of these women, mothers? The fuck are they doing rolling in the shit with the dabbleverse, go raise your kids.
They are as nasty as Rekieta, just without the trustfund.
They're vapid useless fat slobs that are gushing at Aaron Imholte all day instead of raising their children or having an honest career. They're sucking up to skelly because his mouth and pecker tastes like Aaron Imholte.

Ever seen the "I've been here" tags on Boomerbook? Aaron's "I've been here" points to skelly's mouth and backside.

we appreciate it
Do we though? I thought the bank hack and camcast guy fucking with DSP was psychotic as fuck and not at all funny. It's his money, who gives a shit if he wastes it all on some homoerotic wrasslin gacha game.

LM represents everything that Nick DID NOT do with the luxuries he was born into:
Loli Mindset also gets to scout the red light districts of Asia while skelly can only visit smelly "Asia themed" nightclubs in Vegas.

SAD.
 
Do we though?
The Comcast guy was fucking retarded, because he's literally risking his job to do that shit; which, I'm not gonna celebrate, and at the same time if you were caught and punished, no sympathy. The bank leaks were a nice data set to cross-reference things with; it's one thing to say you know because it's obvious, but the more hard evidence the better. Like with the Comcast guy, you're breaking rules/laws and thank you for your service, but if you get caught and punished, I'm not gonna weep. Which is why I bring up Doody, because instead of just doing gay ops for himself; he seems to have a need to telegraph or broadcast it to The Internet. Okay, it's funny, but at the same time, he doesn't even seem to be doing it for some greater purpose, just to go "I'm messing with Phil, tee hee." He's not breaking any laws like the two previously mentioned dudes; but he's so fucking gay about it, it's easy to dislike him. And if Phil was serious about going after detractors, like he's recently fired up about, I'd say he'd be better to serve Doody with some sort of restraining order.

Which like the retards in this thread, messing with Aaron. I got no love of Aaron, and arguably, the only one who has a problem with Aaron is Nick. But somehow, we got wine aunts, pedos, and other retards all going in on Aaron because... he fucked Nick's wife? He ate Nick's goo? Oh yeah, because Nick's a histrionic gay theatre kid.
 
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