Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    670
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He's GAY
 
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Sneed Force One said:
It appears the Pretty Antisocial Lesbos have successfully pulled off some kind of gayop around a Superchat?
Melton seems overwhelmed with glee, so Aaron may have fucked something up?
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>Hahahaha we totally owned AA-Ron by doing XYZ to him to fuck up his active HRO-cases and then send DM's admitting we are working with/for both of the parties he is actively looking to get HARASSMENT restraining order against.
Damn, these bitches are dumber than a bag of hammers.


Cuckpope and Pedolton sending their best 🥃 :really:
 
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Fake News Anchor said:
We're in the I'm God stage of lolcow decline. Incest and arrest (lol, already hit it) arc inbound.
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You forget Chris faced legal troubles for years leading up to the mother fucking. Running over Snyder, macing the manajerks at GameStop, getting banned from every establishment in Ruckersville, etc. Chris also "lost" a house (at least temporarily) just like Nick after 14 BC caught fire. By my estimations, the next arc for Nick will be the "Tomgirl" Arc. Or it'll be the next arc for "Nikki" I guess...
 
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AnOminous said:
Apparently 39 people (or whatever of them aren't bots) think it's good to have "that guy who dosed his 8 year old daughter with cocaine is my professional connction" on their own LinkedIn.

Great jerb, great professional choice. I'm sure bosses are definitely way more interested in hiring someone when they do their usual social network thing and find out you're connected to a dude who gave his prepubescent child cocaine for no known reason.
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Celebrity is a hell of a drug, even if it's infamous. These people have never had anything worthwhile happen to them, and more to the point these people have never MADE anything worthwhile happen. They're LARPing their whole lives, looking for something to give them some meaning. They've projected their injustices and redemption and revenge-of-the-little-guy arcs onto him. It's absolutely a voluntary loss on their part, and worth that derision.
 
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BathTubShine said:
>Hahahaha we totally owned AA-Ron by doing XYZ to him to fuck up his active HRO-cases and then send DM's admitting we are working with/for both of the parties he is actively looking to get HARASSMENT restraining order against.
Damn, these bitches are dumber than a bag of hammers.


Cuckpope and Pedolton sending their best 🥃 :really:
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It's like when the villain in a cartoon explains his whole plan, but more retarded.
 
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Brian Oblivion said:
So the big news is, according to Nick, that Aaron has sent him terms of the HRO to sign off on and Nick told him to fuck off "we're going to trial" (this doesn't apply to Melton's case).
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If Aaron also sent terms for agreement
to Melton, I bet Melton mistakenly interpreted that as Aaron trying to come to an agreement with him out of fear (when actually it would most likely be an attempt to minimize legal costs for both parties). That would explain Melton’s dumb glee. He thinks Aaron is folding. :story:
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
If Aaron also sent terms for agreement
to Melton, I bet Melton mistakenly interpreted that as Aaron trying to come to an agreement with him out of fear (when actually it would most likely be an attempt to minimize legal costs for both parties). That would explain Melton’s dumb glee. He thinks Aaron is folding. :story:
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someone just asked Nick about it in the chat and he basically said something along the lines of "Anything regarding Melton, I don't know, I'm not really allowed to talk about the case with him, all I said was that I told Aaron to fuck off and we had a good laugh".
 
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dustnight said:
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He's GAY
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He doesn't just cook like Jack Scalfatty, he also uses AI like Jack Scalfatty and seethes about AI like Jack Scalfatty. Skelly is a fusion of the worst traits of so many lolcows it's unbelievable. It's like it someone on the outside made a parody character to mock Kiwi Farms' drama obsession.

These AI thumbnails are horrendous.
 
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