DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[woc_krava]

Billy Mitchell of all people has been firing off at Phil, drunk on power. Let's see if Phil will start hoovering Billy's balls for the attention.

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Do you think the poorly groomed segment is what caused Phil to go off camera to fix his hair for 3 minutes? What's the timeline on this?

 

[Lunar Locust]

As a side- If anyone here is one of the people trolling Subway's social media manager on X with Phil Posting- You're doing God's work.

The idea of some normy becoming a detractor by proxy is endlessly funny to me. Carry on.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

As a side- If anyone here is one of the people trolling Subway's social media manager on X with Phil Posting- You're doing God's work.

The idea of some normy becoming a detractor by proxy is endlessly funny to me. Carry on.

Wait that's a thing? Are they sending clips of his faggot polack weak as fuck comeback about how he said clearly he went when it was still Pete's but it wasn't called that since the mid 70s?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I saw that video on memology and since he caps all of his worst moments and not the whole thing I have no idea it's this bad. Guess he used 2 hours to plant two trees because the only thing he did in that "playthrough" was begging. In fact 10 minutes of that video was him screaming "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY" and there was a sob story midway that lasted for around 2 minutes.

The state of his Minecraft "gameplay" is abysmal...

He's basically spending 80% of the time begging and talking about what he's gonna do in the game.

The rest is just him fishing and walking around his house doing weird QnA and building ugly stuff.

There's no exploration or mining. He's not capable of doing anything in that game without asking the dents for help.

He's 60 hours in that game, and never been to the nether and has been basically doing vanilla stuff in what he advertised as a modded playthrough.

 

[neger psykolog]

When is Phil's next day off? I wanted to discuss the performance of Donald Trump as President and there is no other thread I'm willing to do it in.

 

[marlimar]

When is Phil's next day off? I wanted to discuss the performance of Donald Trump as President and there is no other thread I'm willing to do it in.

Get in the burger suit.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

When is Phil's next day off? I wanted to discuss the performance of Donald Trump as President and there is no other thread I'm willing to do it in.

I have a theory that Phil is on the Epstien list and is working for Mossad at the same time. It would make sense why he begs so much and gets turned on by money.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I have a theory that Phil is on the Epstien list and is working for Mossad at the same time. It would make sense why he begs so much and gets turned on by money.

I mean, the "there is no Epstein list" thing happened just as the "unforseen circumstances" forced him to be gone for 5 more days. Coincidence?

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I have a theory that Phil is on the Epstien list and is working for Mossad at the same time. It would make sense why he begs so much and gets turned on by money.

Do you mean Activision and EA? Mossad will reject him for beibg too dumb.

 

[arrivefriday]

I love the idea of him having his usual $20 to name something, while also having the game be "on thin ice" as they say, if the goals aren't hit every time he boots up Minecraft. Like the thing you spend 20 bucks on could be gone forever if the ultra-dents decide that they've had enough of Minecraft lmao, he really is a businessman with no equal

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I love the idea of him having his usual $20 to name something, while also having the game be "on thin ice" as they say, if the goals aren't hit every time he boots up Minecraft. Like the thing you spend 20 bucks on could be gone forever if the ultra-dents decide that they've had enough of Minecraft lmao, he really is a businessman with no equal

he did the same thing in some pokemon games. he would off someone to name a pokemon just for him to rage quit it. 20 dollars well spent

 

[Schmeckel]

Why does Phil want to play and beat this Blue Prince game so badly? Is he trying to prove something while having his hand held throughout the game? He's bad at puzzles, what's the point?

While he's terrible at puzzles.... It's one of the few games that making a TIHYDP is almost impossible to make because failing at puzzles isn't very riveting past MAYBE a couple minutes of him repeating the same mistake 20 times and not understanding it. It's the anti-"laugh at phil sucking at games" game, ayund it's a game that has no action and encourages chat participation (hand-holding with money attached to solutions he doesn't have pulled up in a guide already) THUS it is a game he likes.

He may actually enjoy the game, but the driving reason for playing it so long is that you can't really make videos of him showcasing the worst understanding of the game's mechanics.

 

[Synechdoche]

I need though that cologne review I really do I need that cologne review.

I seriously want him to do one. I want to hear what a man who wears Hawaiian shirts every day has to say about “high-end” perfumes. I’m a bit of a faggot when it comes to dress and I have a wide array of colognes. I would love to autistically pick through any assessment he gives a cologne, but it would be yet another DSP Tries It where he just snorts and describes shit as robust, tangy or really good.

I also think, I would have liked it, but, keep in mind, with dsp everything is a disappointment.
People got excited for him doing political content for ages. Mr. Metokur talked about it in a brightside bob stream from god knows when.
And then we finally got it aaaand .... it was boring shit.

The really funny thing about the cologne review nonsense, is that this bum actually believes, anyone wants to hear his opinion about this.
Take a normal person, imagine them going to the chanel store or whatever the fuck, and the guy coming to meet them is DSP. They don't have to know who he is or what he does, to know they're not going to buy from him.

He has used-car salesman energy (which I unironically think, he'd be good at).

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

The really funny thing about the cologne review nonsense, is that this bum actually believes, anyone wants to hear his opinion about this.

It highlights one of the biggest issues with DSPGaming as a "brand": he just does not know what his ceiling is, even after running a YouTube channel for a decade and a half. He's supposed to be DSPGAMING, for fuck's sake. Why would anyone want to go to a gaming channel to see an overweight streamer spray cologne on himself and talk about it? They came for the fucking games. He tried politics, and it never worked. He attempted to be a movie reviewer, and that bombed within a year. He still tries to review food, he still attempts to do commentary on social issues, and none of that is gaining traction.

If Phil wants to make a living with this shit, he should just focus on gaming and ONLY gaming, because it's the only thing he's barely good at doing. He needs to stop trying to sell himself as they "diverse streamer" and just focus on games. He lacks the charisma to do anything else, and I have no idea why he's still attempting to shoot so far above his capabilities.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

He has used-car salesman energy (which I unironically think, he'd be good at).

problem is hes 1. too fucking stupid and arrogant to know anything about cars, and 2. defaults to berating the viewer/customer whenever he starts feeling upset about anything
maybe in some hypothetical alternate universe where phil never became a gamer but instead became a massive fan of nascar or drag racing or some shit like that he might have gathered enough surface level knowledge at least to become a decent car salesman. i know car salesmen are sleazy cunts but they still have to know the basics of how cars work and what theyre worth, even if they feed you bullshit, because thats what they make money on

 

[roseroke]

As it relates to Phil and his recent Legal prowess:

Phil is a fool. His actual liquid IQ is very low. That being said, he has no idea the legality of anything he says. Therefore, I conclude when he went to Connecticut for his break (or wherever he went) part of his time away was spent talking to his "family lawyer". After complaining, ret-conning, and bloviating for probably hours, Phail Rupert Burp-nell received insipid and vapid responses regurgitated straight from someone that defends known groomers, PDF iles, fraudsters and whatever else Phil embodies. Phil is a fool. His confidence isn't even his own.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I love the idea of him having his usual $20 to name something, while also having the game be "on thin ice" as they say, if the goals aren't hit every time he boots up Minecraft. Like the thing you spend 20 bucks on could be gone forever if the ultra-dents decide that they've had enough of Minecraft lmao, he really is a businessman with no equal

they will never let it go it seems their latching onto it like its an abusive parent that clearly doesn't want them

 

[Ayynon69]

Wait that's a thing? Are they sending clips of his faggot polack weak as fuck comeback about how he said clearly he went when it was still Pete's but it wasn't called that since the mid 70s?

No it is mostly pics of his coom face or stroke face. The end goal seems to be goading the subway x intern into referencing DSP. I'm assuming subway has already had an internal discussion on the subject and they have determined, inexplicably, that they don't want another sexual predator associated with their brand.

 

[Lord_Point]

While he's terrible at puzzles.... It's one of the few games that making a TIHYDP is almost impossible to make because failing at puzzles isn't very riveting past MAYBE a couple minutes of him repeating the same mistake 20 times and not understanding it. It's the anti-"laugh at phil sucking at games" game, ayund it's a game that has no action and encourages chat participation (hand-holding with money attached to solutions he doesn't have pulled up in a guide already) THUS it is a game he likes.

He may actually enjoy the game, but the driving reason for playing it so long is that you can't really make videos of him showcasing the worst understanding of the game's mechanics.

Its also kind of a puzzle game for idiots. In the time it took me to beat it there was once maybe twice where I had to solve a real puzzle by actually stopping and reasoning out what I was looking at. 95% of the puzzles are just see a locked suitcase, find a piece of paper in another room that says LOCKED LUGGAGE CODE IS 12345. There isnt much for DSP to do to look stupid (any more than normal). Either he has seen the paper with the code or he hasnt.

Its really the perfect game for a snooze though, he gets to pretend hes big braining a puzzle game without it making him look like the fat retard he is. Any falure he can blame on the games obvious RNG mechanics

 

[Whaler]

If Phil wants to make a living with this shit, he should just focus on gaming and ONLY gaming, because it's the only thing he's barely good at doing. He needs to stop trying to sell himself as they "diverse streamer" and just focus on games. He lacks the charisma to do anything else, and I have no idea why he's still attempting to shoot so far above his capabilities.

He hates games because he's bad at them and everybody knows it. He can't fake being good at games, so he does review and other stuff he can just talk about it to nobody and just claim that other people agree with him, because he's right in a small sense that there's some people who probably agree with his opinions about fast food and whatever news story of the day is being talked about. When people post videos of him failing at games made for children, people laugh at him, when he talks about how the new menu item at whatever fast food place sucks, there's going to be group people who will agree with him. It validates his ego and gets him money, the only two things that matter to him.

As it relates to Phil and his recent Legal prowess:

Phil is a fool. His actual liquid IQ is very low. That being said, he has no idea the legality of anything he says. Therefore, I conclude when he went to Connecticut for his break (or wherever he went) part of his time away was spent talking to his "family lawyer". After complaining, ret-conning, and bloviating for probably hours, Phail Rupert Burp-nell received insipid and vapid responses regurgitated straight from someone that defends known groomers, PDF iles, fraudsters and whatever else Phil embodies. Phil is a fool. His confidence isn't even his own.

What most likely happened is his parents complained about the detractor content making him look like a retard and he's now lashing out because his parents are aware of his horrendous life style and probably berated him for taking the money for his 10 year plan only to waste the money and ditch the plan within three days of returning home.