DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Do Not Touch Me Pls said:
Wait a minute, he did?
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I don't remember 100% but some dent told him to stream it because he also liked the game so Phail only played it about a dozen times until the whale stopped supporting. He also fucking hated the game EXCEPT for the gacha portion of the game, he was fucking fiending then.
 
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Moar Krabs said:
Goddamnit these dents just don't want Minecraft to die do they? it's like certain games they hang onto like an abusive parent
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The whale showed up at the end gave money to hit the goal and said nothing else.

Phil should at this point just ask the whale what they want to be played... I don't think dent#220 really cares about that game.

Speaking of Minecraft it's just crazy to me how it took him today's whole stream to plant two trees. That's pretty much all he did in 2h and he was asking dents for help during the whole stream
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
The whale showed up at the end gave money to hit the goal and said nothing else.

Phil should at this point just ask the whale what they want to be played... I don't think dent#220 really cares about that game.

Speaking of Minecraft it's just crazy to me how it took him today's whole stream to plant two trees. That's pretty much all he did in 2h and he was asking dents for help during the whole stream
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I know I shouldn't get MATI over Phil not wage quitting games but that's the only reason I follow him also I kind of had a feeling he was gonna hit the goal after he gave some speech about how he wasn't playing THPS or Robocop it's like he so desperately needs these games that doesn't require a lot of thinking and the dents probably like it cause their attention hogs that needs Phil's attention 24/7
 
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I know I shouldn't get MATI over Phil not wage quitting games but that's the only reason I follow him also I kind of had a feeling he was gonna hit the goal after he gave some speech about how he wasn't playing THPS or Robocop it's like he so desperately needs these games that doesn't require a lot of thinking and the dents probably like it cause their attention hogs that needs Phil's attention 24/7
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One of the few things Piggy knows is how to guilt trip his dents into opening their wallets. The wombo-combo of feeling like the 'savior' of the stream at the end and 'supporting the little guy/felting da tractors' is what pulling Hogans is to DSP.

But don't feel bad, that money is already in Scopely's account anyway.
 
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When the king of Kong comes for you in a robust court style way.
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
Speaking of Minecraft it's just crazy to me how it took him today's whole stream to plant two trees. That's pretty much all he did in 2h and he was asking dents for help during the whole stream
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I saw that video on memology and since he caps all of his worst moments and not the whole thing I have no idea it's this bad. Guess he used 2 hours to plant two trees because the only thing he did in that "playthrough" was begging. In fact 10 minutes of that video was him screaming "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY" and there was a sob story midway that lasted for around 2 minutes.
 
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As a legal style individual I love legalsydephil. Between threatening to sue detractors for...*gestures wildly*, requiring detractors dox themselves for licencing detracting, being unable to articulate what he would sue for, how he would sue for 'all of their money' and Billy Mitchell coming onto the scene to whip out his King of Kong, its a great time to detract Phil.
 
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Phil is dumb as shit. I just watched the memology highlights from the late stream. A couple of take-aways:
A larper asks if he'd rather receive one hundred dollar tip or 50 two dollar tips. Says it doesn't matter. Later on he laments that none of the regular whales have showed up for the stream and "we" haven't hit the goal. Piggy, have you considered that this might have been mitigated, if your donations were spread across many viewers maybe? Galaxy brained take, I know.

Secondly, someone asks if he could maybe lower the price of naming something in Minecraft from $20 to $10. Phil says that lowering the price would make no difference. Strange that the very simple economic concept of price elasticity, and how this affects demand, is foreign to the man who supposedly holds a business degree.

Lastly, it's fascinating how he can come back acting like king shit and dunking on detractors one day, and then be back to begging like some parasite the next. The compartmentalisation is crazy.
 
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