Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Didn’t Ellen say she got into a car wreck when she was younger and that’s why she doesn’t drive? I thought she said that on one of the old Reddit accounts. I could be making that up though
 
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The whole "Omg parents are mean for kicking their kids out at 18!" discourse is annoying because it simply isn't true. Are there SOME parents out there that do this? Sure... but the average parent isn't doing that, especially not these days in this garbage economy. Hell, lots of people under 40 are moving back in with their parents just to save money.
 
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CoolFool said:
The whole "Omg parents are mean for kicking their kids out at 18!" discourse is annoying because it simply isn't true. Are there SOME parents out there that do this? Sure... but the average parent isn't doing that, especially not these days in this garbage economy. Hell, lots of people under 40 are moving back in with their parents just to save money.
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If you are pushing 40 and still live your parents, you need to just neck. There's no hope for you.
 
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Her kids might need some extra support.
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So she's just bragging about being hit on? Maybe her city is just full of prostitutes and Johns. Can't blame them for assuming Ellen is one.
 
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If you are pushing 40 and still live your parents, you need to just neck. There's no hope for you.
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The current economy is trash and rent is insane. I do not blame anyone for moving back in with their parents or parents moving in with their children to save money.

But anyway, this wasn't my point. My point was, Ellen is complaining about something that isn't even a real issue. Your average Western parent isn't giving their kid the boot the moment they turn 18 or expecting them to pay rent. That's one of the many myths redditors keep repeating.
 
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CoolFool said:
The current economy is trash and rent is insane. I do not blame anyone for moving back in with their parents or parents moving in with their children to save money.

But anyway, this wasn't my point. My point was, Ellen is complaining about something that isn't even a real issue. Your average Western parent isn't giving their kid the boot the moment they turn 18 or expecting them to pay rent. That's one of the many myths redditors keep repeating.
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My headcanon for why Ellen is bitching about this so much is she wants to force her own kids to stay at home and tardwrangle her forever.
 
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Ellen pulling a Sinfest would be the most entertaining thing to happen to her career so far. A man can dream...
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You have to admit, the whole character arc from that reclusive Japanese-American artist, starting from R-rated "Calvin and Hobbes" inspired comics, to old school TERF feminist for a spell, and then slowly moving rightward out into Varg Vikernes territory has got to be one of the most under-discussed topics in webcomics.
 
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It might not be jeets though. Cause in the India Menace thread, there's several mentions of women getting groped by Jeets in Canuckland, and Ellen would've mentioned that by now (just not naming the Jeet and being broad by saying Men).
 
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It might not be jeets though. Cause in the India Menace thread, there's several mentions of women getting groped by Jeets in Canuckland, and Ellen would've mentioned that by now (just not naming the Jeet and being broad by saying Men).
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Conservatives A surprising amount of Canadians in Canada, including other Indians, are currently extremely anti-Jeet due to them flooding the entry-level job market with subpar work, stinking up the place, and being massive pervs. Ellen probably doesn't want to do so in case she gets called racist, or worse, conservative-aligned.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
My headcanon for why Ellen is bitching about this so much is she wants to force her own kids to stay at home and tardwrangle her forever.
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My thought is that it is a very retarded “How do you do fellow kids” by thinking kids should just do as little as possible while at home. She’s totally a cool mom, guys. All those photos of her spread eagle prove it!
 
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Ellen's brain is just two halves. One is man-hating and the other is trump-hating.
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You willingly make your own porn. Are you brain damaged?
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I like how men are percieved as shallow and needing specific body standards to get off while simultaneously berated as beings who will goon to anything.

Also, let's be real Ellen, you wouldn't sleep with a chubby man. All your porno art shows the man all muscular.
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
This is not something to brag about WTF.
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Don't you want legal protection in case he boots you?
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Ellen is cursed with stomach fat instead of boob fat. A shame she never exercises.
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I no longer feel bad for her (I guess) bf/fiancee. Man had plenty of time to break off.

And as much as I'd like for parents to stick together for their kids, their offspring will easily look this up, look up what their mother did during this relationship, and see their dad in a different, more bitter light. They have been failed by their parents and unjustly bear the sins of their parents.
 
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