Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Señora Airi said:
I no longer feel bad for her (I guess) bf/fiancee. Man had plenty of time to break off.

And as much as I'd like for parents to stick together for their kids, their offspring will easily look this up, look up what their mother did during this relationship, and see their dad in a different, more bitter light. They have been failed by their parents and unjustly bear the sins of their parents.
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He willingly spent 15 years with a narcissistic, self absorbed skank who makes literal porn she sells on the internet, makes it clear she at best resents and at worst outright hates on some level, both him and her kids. If he's stupid enough to marry her now he more than deserves what he gets. You really have to wonder what prompted marriage after this long, especially considering she's claiming neither of them care about such things, so thats a blatant lie
 
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WonderWino said:
He willingly spent 15 years with a narcissistic, self absorbed skank who makes literal porn she sells on the internet, makes it clear she at best resents and at worst outright hates on some level, both him and her kids. If he's stupid enough to marry her now he more than deserves what he gets. You really have to wonder what prompted marriage after this long, especially considering she's claiming neither of them care about such things, so thats a blatant lie
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The only thing I can think of is divorce raping him after a few years and "falling out of love" with him (though I don't know Canada's marriage and divorce laws).
 
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Her marriage post got only 2.2k likes, less than her political takes. Are her fans here for that, or the coom?
Her female fans are giving her advice.
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I'm a little surprised she didn't already know that. Ellen is skinnyfat. If she worked out many of these would fit better.
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I wonder where this is going. I don't think Ellen will go on a diet.

Ellen's younger sister is the one with the all natural cafe, and is likely the one telling her artificial sweeteners are bad. Does she know Ellen is dunking on her in some of her comics?
Ninja edit: So her sisters are either unmarried or Ellen never acted interested in their wedding. The latter is far more likely.
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
“Yeah, I wanna get married in Vegas!!”
But Ellen, I thought America was so evil and unsafe that you never wanted to come here again! I guess it’s different when it’s an adult’s playground of alcohol, gambling, and whores, huh?
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Her son is literally a fuck trophy named after her vacation in America. Poor kid.
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
“Yeah, I wanna get married in Vegas!!”
But Ellen, I thought America was so evil and unsafe that you never wanted to come here again! I guess it’s different when it’s an adult’s playground of alcohol, gambling, and whores, huh?
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Vegas used to be pushed a lot out here as the vacation destination. It's also cheaper to fly there than to fly across Canada.
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
Her marriage post got only 2.2k likes, less than her political takes. Are her fans here for that, or the coom?
Her female fans are giving her advice.
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I'm a little surprised she didn't already know that. Ellen is skinnyfat. If she worked out many of these would fit better.
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I wonder where this is going. I don't think Ellen will go on a diet.

Ellen's younger sister is the one with the all natural cafe, and is likely the one telling her artificial sweeteners are bad. Does she know Ellen is dunking on her in some of her comics?
Ninja edit: So her sisters are either unmarried or Ellen never acted interested in their wedding. The latter is far more likely.
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Getting married in Vegas sounds VERY romantic, and not what you do for a shotgun wedding. How hard is it to have a normal wedding? Pretty sure even in Canada your local judge can hook you up.
 
EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
Do you think they'll bring their kids? There's likely a church nearby that can take them. Las Vegas is going to be more different than their city.
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I'm not too sure considering most people go to Las Vegas to get wasted and lose every penny in their savings at casinos
Thought to be fair I have never been to Vegas so maybe there are plenty of things that allow people under 21 to participate
 
SqueeingSqueaker said:
I'm not too sure considering most people go to Las Vegas to get wasted and lose every penny in their savings at casinos
Thought to be fair I have never been to Vegas so maybe there are plenty of things that allow people under 21 to participate
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Oh!! I can actually weigh in here! There are lots of arcades, movie theaters, sfw shows, and restaurants.

The best way to do it would be to give each kid money (maybe a credit card), and gamble while they play on the kiddie machines. Meet up for dinner together, which is also inside the casino. I'm probably thinking about this more than Ellen has. Her daughter is mature enough. I'm not sure if her son will need a wrangler for the arcade. They're 13 and 9 iirc, so they can handle themselves (hopefully the son can).

Ellen is the type to bring her babies to the bar while they wail and scream. She has trouble separating family from porn. A wedding is a family event. Honestly, as long as she buys a separate hotel room for her kids, she can leave them with money and fuck off for the whole day.

Stealth edit: As long as her son doesn't need specialized care. I know what it's like to have to be the responsible older sibling when you should be enjoying your childhood.
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
You have to admit, the whole character arc from that reclusive Japanese-American artist, starting from R-rated "Calvin and Hobbes" inspired comics, to old school TERF feminist for a spell, and then slowly moving rightward out into Varg Vikernes territory has got to be one of the most under-discussed topics in webcomics.
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Tatsuya Ishida is actually talented, though, and has a unique and immediately identifiable style. Even though he's gone completely around the bend mentally, some of his strips are actually still good. Ellen just vomits out the same repetitious samey glurge as any number of other mediocre at best webcomic artists.

Whatever the fuck it is that Ishida is doing now, it's uniquely his own.
 
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