Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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A bunch of pooner's telling how certain activities makes them feel manly like holding an energy drink, or wearing a zip-uo hoodie.

I feel so manly and masculine
This is actually insane!
I mean, more than usual insanity.
nearly every single one of the things on the list are regularly enjoyed/performed by women!
Bro looks like an abuser, look at those eyes.
Bro looks like he's on leave from his Azov unit.
He'll fuck her, beat her, and be back in Kiev by Monday...

'Sapphic', 'wlw' and to a lesser extent 'femme' seem like they're mostly used by transbians. It almost never fails that if I see someone online using one of those, they're trans. IDK why they do this, maybe fetish-brain, but I've never seen someone use it that turned out to be a woman.
Anyone who uses the words 'Cis Sapphic' is 100% a man pretending to be a lesbian.
That is not that old, Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards on the Amiga 500 is old. I think younger generations would also have benefited from helping the incel in dorky clothes get laid instead of shooting at people.
Hey! I played leisure suit Larry!
And castlevania on commodore 64.
And Tooth invaders on both Commodore 64 and Vic 20...
Yeah. The good old days, when you booted up a game on a magnetic cassette tape and if you were lucky it took less than an hour.
Or you could 'code your own' games by copying thousands upon thousands of lines of code from a magazine....
 
Also Australia, especially Victoria. We need TTD here badly
Victoria is lost. Leave.

Parenthood and meta

I had simple meta and scrotoplasty about 4 years ago. My wife is pregnant with our first child…and the baby has a penis. And I’m kinda freaked out about it.
I have a running list of most hated genderspecial group in my head. MtFs usually top the list. Then....this. I can't imagine any genderspecial more despicable than the pooner with penis envy about her partner's literal baby.

I philosophically reject that feelings and emotions and beliefs have moral character. But my god when I read about a pooner volunteering her penis envy over a boy she will attempt to be a father figure to, I think maybe your feelings are literally immoral.
 
Based on cursory research, female hyenas don't have penises- they just have grotesque oversized clitorises that they piss through. They are not comparable to penises in any other functional way
Its even worse than that!
They actually give birth through their gross pooner clits and  yes, it is as gross and painful as it sounds.
its common for baby hyenas to suffocate on their way out because the mother can't force an entire baby out of what is very much like a penis before its too late. They are slowly limping towards being a evolutionary dead end.
The memories I have growing up are not recommended for public consumption. But one time my brother had a female friend who got knocked up. Idk by a nigger or something they were crackheads and she dipped snuff, nasty bitch. Anyways, after the baby was born and like almost a year old that woman said something along the lines of "yeah when I was changing his diaper his peepee stood up and he ..... {basically implied she jacked off her baby son} just to see if it could happen!"
I hate that I know this has happened to one boy, has happened to many boys with mothers who hate men, will continue to happen, and might be witnessing the birth (eh not what I wanted to say) of the psyche of the people that do that kind of shit.
That reminds me of the Japanese? Tradition of Mothers/Grandmothers sucking on baby's penis to 'calm/comfort them'.
I've always been too wimpy to look it up incase I find out it's really true.
If it's not confirmed, I can pretend it's an urban legend.
 
I philosophically reject that feelings and emotions and beliefs have moral character
This takes three seconds to dismantle.

A man fucks a dog. He feels great pride and self righteousness.

Your child brings home a good grade. You feel jealousy and hate.

Emotions don’t exist in a vacuum; how you feel about things is a function of who you are deep down.
 
Side note: idk how the doctors and nurses see them bring in their stuffed animals and go “yeah, we should def operate on this person, they’re of sound mind.”
Because the doctors who perform such operations are not the most ethical in the first place. ;)

Not only is that a logical fallacy being that humans and frogs aren't anything like each other
Think about the line of reasoning.
Some species of frog can change sex, therefore a eunuch is a woman if he says he is.

The only reason they can get by with this is whining, bullying, and above all having a ruling class faction nominally on their side (for their own reasons).
 
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Recent post got me thinking a lot

Bc if you roam around a lot on queer spaces now a days you'll hear it quite a bit, how a lot of folks are desperate to find a partner, but they're too scared to start dating a stranger

Bc for them it's not just abt finding someone that likes you, but also someone that accepts you, that believes who you say you are and supports you regardless... and in a lot of cases unfortunately, someone who won't threaten you mental and/or physical health even just after a first date

Tldr, it's scary as fuck

The reality is that the dating pool for queer folks is becoming pretty isolating recently

And while I read all of these nightmare scenarios which I wouldn't wish upon anyone, I realize that I was able to find a supportive and loving partner when I was barely 8

There have been a bunch of highs and lows to get to where we are now, but it honestly makes me feel so lucky and overjoyed to have found my special someone within my own family

To think that I'll get to spend the rest of my days with what others are desperately looking for...

In a better world it shouldn't have to be so hard to find a partner

But as things stand, finding the support and love you deserve on a blood relative

Let's just say you shouldn't punch a gift horse in the mouth

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Hi! I'm new here and hoping for some sort of advice on this. I'm trans (ftm) and out to my parents. I don't have that great relationship with them but I've always been more fond to my dad (in a nonsexual way). I've also been having thoughts about incest for a very long time and I have a lot of internalized shame bc of this. It's a big mix of gender stuff, societal reasons and also some personal feelings that I need to work on.

I've been on and off having really intense dreams about being intimate with my father and a few weeks ago I had another one that was.. wow. It felt so real, and it felt so amazing? It was the first time the dreams explicitly featured the two of us having sex and it was lots of it.Now I'm stuck again thinking about it nonstop both because it excites me and it was a really pleasant dream and I wish I could actually experience this.. on the other hand I also fee bad for having the dreams about my dad. Sometimes it's hard to talk with him bc I always end up thinking about all the sexual thoughts I have about him and then I feel guilty and like I'm a bad person for feeling this way about my father. It's not even a romantic way!

I don't really know what to do with this? Right now I'm thinking of three options. 1 is to tell him how I feel and hope that he feels the same, but I don't feel comfortable with that bc I only came out to him as trans a year ago and so adamant about top surgery, so I worry that he's going to just be more confused? I don't want to be seen like a girl but I want him to have sex with me..

2 is to do nothing and keep enjoying this fantasy in private, even if I also feel bad about having these thoughts. They can be really intense tho so I kind of want to go a step further and maybe find a partner who lets me experiment with this attraction.

3 is trying to stop this interest. I heard that the most important part is to stop engaging with the thoughts and fantasies and not use masturbation when thinking about incest? About that I would need more advice though bc I'm not sure how to fight it back when the urge kicks in

I feel really stuck in this situation so I would be happy about any advice!
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Reddit said that from 14 July, an outside firm called Persona will perform age verification for the social media platform either through an uploaded selfie or "a photo of your government ID", such as a passport.

It said Reddit will not have access to the photo and will only retain a user's verification status and date of birth so people do not have to re-enter it each time they try to access restricted content.

Reddit added that Persona "promises not to retain the picture for longer than seven days" and will not have access to a user's data on the site.

The new rules in the UK come into force on 25 July.

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I don't want to be seen like a girl but I want him to have sex with me..
JFC. That's quite a loaded statement.

I really hope that's trolling but given how much bat shit insane sexual deviancy is out there, it's entirely plausible. And really nauseating.

What do you say to your young daughter who confesses to having sexual fantasies about you and proposes a "family with benefits" scenario?
 
What do you say to your young daughter who confesses to having sexual fantasies about you and proposes a "family with benefits" scenario?
Now this might strike some viewers as harsh but what he needs to do is call her a retard and mock the shit out of her.

Like with any other deviancy, the more you mock it and the more it's seen as a joke, the less people will want to be into it. No "this actually has a super-deep root" kind of shit, just treat it as her being dumb.
 
JFC. That's quite a loaded statement.

I really hope that's trolling but given how much bat shit insane sexual deviancy is out there, it's entirely plausible. And really nauseating.

What do you say to your young daughter who confesses to having sexual fantasies about you and proposes a "family with benefits" scenario?
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The memories I have growing up are not recommended for public consumption. But one time my brother had a female friend who got knocked up. Idk by a nigger or something they were crackheads and she dipped snuff, nasty bitch. Anyways, after the baby was born and like almost a year old that woman said something along the lines of "yeah when I was changing his diaper his peepee stood up and he ..... {basically implied she jacked off her baby son} just to see if it could happen!"
I hate that I know this has happened to one boy, has happened to many boys with mothers who hate men, will continue to happen, and might be witnessing the birth (eh not what I wanted to say) of the psyche of the people that do that kind of shit.
No one forced you to post this shit
 
They say that breaking up is hard to do ... 8)

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My girlfriend and I just broke up and hour ago and I feel so miserable. I cried so fucking much and I have so many more tears to shed but I'm trying my best to hold them back, barely being able to do so

She made me feel loved and cared for, more than just about everyone I've been with in the past and it hurts so fucking much to lose her love. We weren't together all that long, but it still sucks

We both cried a lot and agreed we didn't want to lose contact, to even try to stay friends since we both still care about each other a lot, but I'd just need time and space

I just feel so tired of being alone, especially seeing everyone around me being happy and having a partner/partners. It's killing me and driving me mad. All I've ever wanted was to have someone special to me and to be special to them in turn, but it feels like I'm just not allowed to have that, at least not truly/long term and it fucking sucks

I don't know anymore, I feel so miserable and I'm sick of it
Lots of commiseration in comments.
 
A pooner is upset that a friend of hers, despite not knowing her pre-transition, still doesn't view her as a proper Pinocchio.
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Being outed by a friend to some random strangers

I hate it so much. One of my friends was talking about me and misgendering me accidentally (im already mad about that and im still overthinking where that comes from. but I've to accept it I guess). And then she corrected herself and for some reason added that I'm trans and stuff like that just makes me so damn mad. And also that friend didn't know me pre-transition even tho I'm only 5 months on T it still doesn't make sense that she "isn't used" to my right pronouns and gender. Now I'm paranoid and think I acted to much "like a girl" when she was with me. I hateeee it so much and I also have to keep myself from being mad at her and I think I should nicely ask to not tell random strangers that I'm trans when I try to be stealth. I THOUGHT THATS OBVIOUS 😭
Why is moving 10 billion miles away from every person who ever knew you the only way to live a normal life when you're trans.
Putting the "miss" in "misandry: a FTM complains that nobody takes her problems seriously and seems unaware that the real reason nobody listens to her is not because she's a man, but because she is a shrimpy, obnoxious little girl-toad.
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Sometimes I feel like misandry hurts trans men more than it does cis men

Lately, I’ve been reading a lot of stuff, and honestly… it’s been rough.
There are so many moments where transmascs, trans men especially, try to share how we’re affected by misandry or erased in queer spaces, and we just get shut down. We're told we’re “centering men” or “derailing,” when we’re literally just trying to express our experiences. Not cis men’s, ours.
The thing is… misandry doesn’t hit the same when you're a trans guy. Cis men aren't questioned for existing. But we get the hate and the invisibility. And sometimes it feels like we have to stay quiet so others can feel more comfortable, even in trans spaces. It’s exhausting.
Also, I’ve noticed some people using terms like “XY” to refer to men. I get that it's meant to target cis men, but... it’s transphobic, even if unintentionally. It erases trans men and trans women.
As a small, pre-T guy, I already get treated like I’m not “man enough.” I hate that I have to fight just to be taken seriously as a man, only to be told again that “men don’t get to complain.”
It just sucks.
And I know I’m not the only one who feels like this.
So I’m posting here because I don’t want to stay silent, and I want to hear from others too.
Consider this lamb silenced: after being preyed upon by a tranny, a li'l dood tells a dreadful story in which she was abused by a malignant crossdresser, yet still feels compelled to defend his bowl of honey nut feelios because to critique a troon is verboten in trans spaces. I will admit that OP has some of my sympathy here; a teenage victim is always a tragedy no matter how stupid the teenager may be. Her perpetrator can enjoy a hot tub full of piranha, though.
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I got groomed by a MTF, and I feel like its invalid because she's MTF

I know that regardless of the Gender Identity or sexuality of the predator, their actions are gross and unforgivable. I'm fully aware that women can rape men. It's just hard to shake off the notions society puts otherwise.
"She can't rape me, she's a woman and I'm a man." "I mean, she was desperate for a romantic and sexual relationship. I knew that and I asked her anyway, doesn't that make me the bad guy?" "Even if I wanted to leave, she said she was so desperate for a relationship that she didn't care if it was temporary. But if it was that, she would probably send herself to the hospital." "If I leave her, she might kill herself. I can't be responsible for that, I just can't." "Even if I'm sixteen and she's nineteen, it's not rape if I'm a top."
"It's not rape because I'm a man."
"It's not rape because I'm fucking her, not the other way around."
"It's not rape because I consented to the age gap."
"It's not rape because I asked her out."
"It's not rape because I choose this."
"I mean it's not that big on an age gap."
We never ended up fucking, I was too scared to fuck an adult. I ended up telling her best friend about it, I had to accept that it was grooming and wrong before I told the best friend, he ended up defending her and we fought about it. I almost cried because of how isolating the fight felt. The best friend realised they were wrong and apologized, now she has no friends because of it. I felt so bad, she lost all of her friends because of an action I caused. I can't help but think of her as not at fault when it's late hours of the night. I feel so gross and i think the trans community puts too much empathis on trans women are women. Rather than how they are people and human beings that deserve to be treated with the same respect and standards of other human beings.
It seems TiFs are starting to wake up more often to just how unfairly disadvantaged they are compared to trannies, and the handmaiden behavior is beginning to wane as they demand more respect from their Lilithian rulers. Don't get your hopes up, though; OP still predominantly lashes out at other women instead of holding men responsible.
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Whenever I talk about my experiences, people divert the conversation to trans women instead

I know there’s been a lot of drama recently about trans man talking about their experiences. But whenever I post online about my experiences as a trans man and how transphobia and misogyny affects me, I ALWAYS have someone going “yeah well this stuff hurts trans women way more” or something along those lines. I love my trans sisters and I’m very vocal about advocating for them and staying educated on news and I follow a lot of trans women online to be able to hear their voices and connect with them. So it’s frustrating when it feels like I also can’t express my struggles. I posted online about how alienated I feel in queer spaces a lot of the time now that I pass more. Specifically by cis women who still uphold aspects of the patriarchy and transphobia. I talked about why it’s harmful when they start punching down and take their anger towards cis men out on trans men, saying we deserve space to talk about our experiences without being spoken over because we’re men. I’m so sick of the malgendering. I said that men aren’t BORN evil and our focus should be on coming together and fighting the patriarchy, not each other. And half of my comments were about how this logic harms trans women more, saying “well what about trans women”, or saying trans women also have struggles. I post a lot advocating for trans women. And normally I’m not bothered by comments like that on other videos about being trans, but it hurt especially this time because I was talking about being spoken over when sharing my experiences as a trans man specifically… I know this is such a dumb thing to be upset about probably but it’s just hard to feel like I have no place anywhere. I’m tired of cis women treating us like we’re all evil gender traitors and I’m tired of people not listening to us because we’re men.
I’m sorry if stuff like this has been talked about I just needed to get this out and I don’t have friends irl who would understand
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Toilet paper princess: a TiF doesn't realize the incredible L she has just confessed to by having an ass so fucking covered in hair that toilet paper gets stuck in it. These freaks never cease to find new ways to disgust me!
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How do y'all wipe without toilet paper getting caught in your ass hair?

(Marked nsfw just in case)
No matter what I try, I always end up with bits of toilet paper in my ass hair, and it's so difficult to get untangled. I've been trying to figure this out for the last nine years.
How do you guys manage it?
EDIT: stop telling me to shave my ass. Stop telling me to use a bidet. Those don't answer my question.
A lamentable little lesbian feels the sting of loneliness as she prioritizes being a dishonest charlatan over any kind of human connection. Imagine choosing your LARP over love! Sad but well deserved.
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Right person wrong universe

I’m a completely stealth trans guy in high school. Anyone finding out is my worst fear, it compromises both my mental wellbeing and safety. And I hate it SO MUCH. I wish I wasn’t trans more than anything. There’s a girl in one of my classes, I really like her, and there has been a lot of tension between us. But after a talk with her I had to tell her we would only ever be friends. I don’t want that, but nothing else is realistic. First she is straight, she wouldn’t dig a trans guy, second I. Can’t. Out. Myself. This sucks so bad. She’s literally my perfect match, and if I just was a normal boy everything would have been perfect. But no. Does this match anyone else’s experiences?
A disabled pooner that was sexually abused by a disgusting man nearly 20 years her senior endures a moral quandry when she discovers that he has now trooned out. She states the ol' classic of "Saying my ex-wife raped me doesn't convey what happened" - hm, how is it that TiFs are allowed to say this, but normal women aren't? Perplexing.
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Abusive ex transitioned, I feel conflicted

So im struggling with something atm and i need some advice. I was married to someone for a few years, we were together for around 8 years, from when I was 21 to 29. To make a long story short, it was a very controlling relationship. Im on disability and they took my check and used 100% for bills, I didn't even have an allowance. I wasnt allowed to drive, while they were at work I was called 3-4 times a day, and was expected to be available for them at all times, including for sex. I did almost all household chores and yardwork despite my disability because they refused. There is a 17 year gap between us, and at the very end, the final straw was physical force and sexual coercion/marital rape.
So, all in all, it was a VERY traumatic relationship. I left and tried to move on, but now im sort of... conflicted, because this person has now transitioned and started taking estrogen and living as a woman. And part of me feels invalidated, part of me feels somehow gaslit by this. Saying "my ex wife raped me" doesn't convey what happened, and because of how sexist our society is, me being a younger man and her now being an older woman, it completely changes the narrative that most people will assume happened. And im... upset. I was not raped by a woman, you know? She wasnt a woman when she did those things to me. But I dont want to turn into some bitter transphobic guy who refuses to acknowledge her identity because thats about more than just her. But ALSO im hesitant to say I was assaulted by a trans woman, because of the whole narrative around THAT.
I dunno. I feel really... conflicted, like I said. I just dont know how to navigate this or how to frame my thoughts about it. if anyone has anything helpful to say that could help me figure out my feelings around it, I would really appreciate it. Peace and love yall.
A TiF with delicate features feels uniquely naked when her wife's colleagues are able to clock her birth sex simply by sight alone. Because I love when troons 'n' poons are outed, I've enclosed some selfies of OP so that you may decide for yourself how clockable our hero(ine) is.
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Clocked by wife’s workmates?

I’m crap at explaining things so buckle up. Basically my wife accidentally outed me to one of her work friends by showing them our wedding pictures in which I am pre transition. This work friend, swilson, swore he wouldn’t tell anyone.
Months have passed and today my wife was asked by a work friend “shay” if I was trans because another of her workmates “billie” said I had feminine features?
I have never been clocked before, only by other trans men. Never by cis people. You can see pictures of me on my profile and my voice is very deep, deeper than the average cis persons.

And so I’m wondering if the work mate who saw our wedding photos flapped his lips? My wife also froze on the spot and confirmed to shay that I was trans, which I told my wife I wasn’t happy about as I am stealth for a reason. We do not live in a safe area. Now I’m just… I feel like shit. “Girly features”, be playing in my head on repeat. And yeah. It’s crap.
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The cost of pursuing one's truth, as it turns out, is being considered wildly unsexy by most people. Hm, who could've warned you that becoming a flabby woman with hirsuitism would've made your little black book rather empty?
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[TW: Dysphoria trigger] I think being seen as "undesirable" is one of the hardest parts of being a trans man outside of dysphoria

I wasn't someone who dated and had partners pre-transition. I don't think I would've even been able to tolerate it. But after transition, I've kinda been in the same situation except for a few FWBs over the years.
Something I've come to realize is that in my experience, trans men are not really seen as desirable, even amongst other trans people. Posts in the gay trans subreddit is constantly talking about dating cis men, which is 100% understandable but that leads to a lot of people in relationships that probably are not what they think it is. It's obviously not everyone but I've encountered many posts where some guy is gushing over his partner and it's so many red flags. So many are fine with it because at least someone likes them and it isn't a trans man.
On apps like Grindr, there are many trans women and a few trans men and almost all of them are looking for cis men. I don't bother even trying to talk to them because it'll hurt too much to be rejected.
It seems like everyone but trans men are desired in some way. If a trans man is desired, there are so many specific traits he must have and even then, it's a "maybe".
I don't think I'm owed anything so please don't call me an incel. I think just the general way trans men are seen is so demoralizing that it's really making me depressed. Many people my age have kids, have been in at least one relationship and/or are married and I'm not attractive to anyone unless it's some fetishist who wants me to use my natal genitalia.
Imagine thinking that a lack of goofy manufactured plastic flags and people no longer losing their jobs for having their own thoughts and feelings about things constitutes abusive behavior! I find it amusing when they act as if their right to "exist in a way that makes [me] happy" is somehow worth children being mutilated medically and people being silenced en masse when objecting to a weirdo sex cult. You don't have a right to happiness, dear, especially not at the cost of other people's children and livelihoods.
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Just read the list of passed anti-trans laws in 2025. Not feeling so great.

Makes me so fucking sick. No pride flags in schools, no repercussions for not using someone's preferred name/gender in professional settings, children have to be referred to by their legal names, removal of gender neutral bathrooms...
They're state specific, but just seeing how much society hates that I even exist just fucking hurts. It genuinely sucks and I don't get how I'm supposed to function normally knowing that my right to even exist in a way that makes me happy is getting actively taken away because people want to be hurtful little shits instead of just accepting for once.
I already feel outcasted from society from mental issues like autism and depression
, but then to have my very person get treated as if I don't matter is just cruel. I'm in an incredibly red state too so it just feels like I have nobody to turn to and talk about how genuinely scared I am everyday.
Just had to say something somewhere to feel a little less isolated.
This story almost certainly didn't happen, because no woman would willingly go up and grab the gynecomastic fat sacks on a random tranny in broad daylight, but it's funny to think about treating them as blatantly obvious circus freaks. The real L here, however, is imagining a grown man with his wife's purse dancing in some street whore getup while in public with his wife and daughter.
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And first on the “do not travel to” list is…

My family and I just got back from a trip to my parents, several hours away in the rural, deep-red Midwest, and I have never been so glad to leave. There’s some borderline assault, so beware.
When we set out for home this morning, we stopped at a nearby restaurant to load our daughter up with an oh-so-healthy (not at all) brunch of chicken nuggets. Before leaving, my wife and daughter went off to the restroom, and my wife gave me her purse - this really cute Fossil number - to hold. While they were gone, I was standing nearby and working on my posture and generally vibing to the music. I’m not on hormones, but I’ve gradually been swapping my wardrobe to stuff on the femme side of androgynous, and between that and the improved posture, there’s a hint of a waist. Today, I was wearing this “tea” shirt that somehow is form-fitting but also minimizes my shoulders, at the cost of making my breasts more prominent.
Anyway, a few minutes into vibing and practicing, a woman comes up from behind and says “Excuseme, ma’am?” and touches my shoulder. I turn and she starts profusely apologizing - sadly common - and starts to ask her question anyway. Before she could get her question out, another woman LOUDLY asks “OMG, are you some kind of ladyboy,” comes up, and actually grabs my boob. WTF. I don’t know what came over me - I can’t handle confrontation - but I laid into her and she backed down.
Seriously, what’s wrong with people?? Before going on this trip, I had so much anxiety about going back. That area has never been great. I always gave the people there the benefit of the doubt. Like the first woman, there are some genuinely decent people there, but others…. I’ve seen people mention marking off places they can no longer travel to and knew that would happen to me one day. Now it’s come, and my hometown is first. 😕
 
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