Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[FloydsFeedandSeed]

1. This is just an old reheated troon fallacy. I remember years back when they were all crowing about the fact that certain species of frog can change sex in order to meet demographic demands, which apparently proved that being a tranny has some sort of biological precedent and legitimacy. This completely fails to account for the fact that humans and frogs are about as different from one another as it is possible for any pairing of terrestrial animals to be, and thus the fact that some frogs can change sex has no bearing on anything.

Not only is that a logical fallacy being that humans and frogs aren't anything like each other and different species have certain cool aspects that aren't in other species be it switching sex or able to regrow body limbs or whatever. Switching sex to meet demographic demands is done for the reason of reproduction, and it's impossible for any MTF to give birth and any FTM to create sperm.

 

[batteredpancakes]

The way that this is written, it sounds as if Lil Pooner’s dooming over the lesbian wife making comparisons between her “penis” and the son’s penis carries the implication of the wife somehow being incestuously turned on by her own child’s genitals.What in the actual fuck is wrong with you, you hideous, neurotic, dysgenic freak?

I read it as her fearing that her wife would realize that her 'dick' is essentially the same as a baby dick and would be massively turned off and stop allowing her to 'fuck' her with it.

 

[TismFarmer]

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A bunch of pooner's telling how certain activities makes them feel manly like holding an energy drink, or wearing a zip-uo hoodie.

I feel so manly and masculine

This is actually insane!
I mean, more than usual insanity.
nearly every single one of the things on the list are regularly enjoyed/performed by women!

Bro looks like an abuser, look at those eyes.

Bro looks like he's on leave from his Azov unit.
He'll fuck her, beat her, and be back in Kiev by Monday...

'Sapphic', 'wlw' and to a lesser extent 'femme' seem like they're mostly used by transbians. It almost never fails that if I see someone online using one of those, they're trans. IDK why they do this, maybe fetish-brain, but I've never seen someone use it that turned out to be a woman.

Anyone who uses the words 'Cis Sapphic' is 100% a man pretending to be a lesbian.

That is not that old, Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards on the Amiga 500 is old. I think younger generations would also have benefited from helping the incel in dorky clothes get laid instead of shooting at people.

Hey! I played leisure suit Larry!
And castlevania on commodore 64.
And Tooth invaders on both Commodore 64 and Vic 20...
Yeah. The good old days, when you booted up a game on a magnetic cassette tape and if you were lucky it took less than an hour.
Or you could 'code your own' games by copying thousands upon thousands of lines of code from a magazine....

 

[skunt]

My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have, I thought it was just down to genetics from his mother's side and I am happy for him

> thanks for the big dick, MOM

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Also Australia, especially Victoria. We need TTD here badly

Victoria is lost. Leave.

Parenthood and meta​

I had simple meta and scrotoplasty about 4 years ago. My wife is pregnant with our first child…and the baby has a penis. And I’m kinda freaked out about it.

I have a running list of most hated genderspecial group in my head. MtFs usually top the list. Then....this. I can't imagine any genderspecial more despicable than the pooner with penis envy about her partner's literal baby.

I philosophically reject that feelings and emotions and beliefs have moral character. But my god when I read about a pooner volunteering her penis envy over a boy she will attempt to be a father figure to, I think maybe your feelings are literally immoral.

 

[TismFarmer]

Based on cursory research, female hyenas don't have penises- they just have grotesque oversized clitorises that they piss through. They are not comparable to penises in any other functional way

Its even worse than that!
They actually give birth through their gross pooner clits and  yes, it is as gross and painful as it sounds.
its common for baby hyenas to suffocate on their way out because the mother can't force an entire baby out of what is very much like a penis before its too late. They are slowly limping towards being a evolutionary dead end.

The memories I have growing up are not recommended for public consumption. But one time my brother had a female friend who got knocked up. Idk by a nigger or something they were crackheads and she dipped snuff, nasty bitch. Anyways, after the baby was born and like almost a year old that woman said something along the lines of "yeah when I was changing his diaper his peepee stood up and he ..... {basically implied she jacked off her baby son} just to see if it could happen!"
I hate that I know this has happened to one boy, has happened to many boys with mothers who hate men, will continue to happen, and might be witnessing the birth (eh not what I wanted to say) of the psyche of the people that do that kind of shit.

That reminds me of the Japanese? Tradition of Mothers/Grandmothers sucking on baby's penis to 'calm/comfort them'.
I've always been too wimpy to look it up incase I find out it's really true.
If it's not confirmed, I can pretend it's an urban legend.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This pooner is going to abuse her son. 200%

She is going to drown him in the bathtub in a dick-envy filled rage.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I'm really skirting the line with this one but it is too insane not to see. The person who approached to check on them is filming it (in the most chad way possible) but it's truly an L of all L's ....

I present to you the Diaper Tranny Car Crash:

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Somebodies son

 

[Uzumaki]

I philosophically reject that feelings and emotions and beliefs have moral character

This takes three seconds to dismantle.

A man fucks a dog. He feels great pride and self righteousness.

Your child brings home a good grade. You feel jealousy and hate.

Emotions don’t exist in a vacuum; how you feel about things is a function of who you are deep down.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Side note: idk how the doctors and nurses see them bring in their stuffed animals and go “yeah, we should def operate on this person, they’re of sound mind.”

Because the doctors who perform such operations are not the most ethical in the first place.

Not only is that a logical fallacy being that humans and frogs aren't anything like each other

Think about the line of reasoning.
Some species of frog can change sex, therefore a eunuch is a woman if he says he is.

The only reason they can get by with this is whining, bullying, and above all having a ruling class faction nominally on their side (for their own reasons).

 

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Spoiler: Trans joy and consanguinamory

Recent post got me thinking a lot

Bc if you roam around a lot on queer spaces now a days you'll hear it quite a bit, how a lot of folks are desperate to find a partner, but they're too scared to start dating a stranger

Bc for them it's not just abt finding someone that likes you, but also someone that accepts you, that believes who you say you are and supports you regardless... and in a lot of cases unfortunately, someone who won't threaten you mental and/or physical health even just after a first date

Tldr, it's scary as fuck

The reality is that the dating pool for queer folks is becoming pretty isolating recently

And while I read all of these nightmare scenarios which I wouldn't wish upon anyone, I realize that I was able to find a supportive and loving partner when I was barely 8

There have been a bunch of highs and lows to get to where we are now, but it honestly makes me feel so lucky and overjoyed to have found my special someone within my own family

To think that I'll get to spend the rest of my days with what others are desperately looking for...

In a better world it shouldn't have to be so hard to find a partner

But as things stand, finding the support and love you deserve on a blood relative

Let's just say you shouldn't punch a gift horse in the mouth

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Spoiler: How to deal with recurring thoughts and dreams about dad?

Hi! I'm new here and hoping for some sort of advice on this. I'm trans (ftm) and out to my parents. I don't have that great relationship with them but I've always been more fond to my dad (in a nonsexual way). I've also been having thoughts about incest for a very long time and I have a lot of internalized shame bc of this. It's a big mix of gender stuff, societal reasons and also some personal feelings that I need to work on.

I've been on and off having really intense dreams about being intimate with my father and a few weeks ago I had another one that was.. wow. It felt so real, and it felt so amazing? It was the first time the dreams explicitly featured the two of us having sex and it was lots of it.Now I'm stuck again thinking about it nonstop both because it excites me and it was a really pleasant dream and I wish I could actually experience this.. on the other hand I also fee bad for having the dreams about my dad. Sometimes it's hard to talk with him bc I always end up thinking about all the sexual thoughts I have about him and then I feel guilty and like I'm a bad person for feeling this way about my father. It's not even a romantic way!

I don't really know what to do with this? Right now I'm thinking of three options. 1 is to tell him how I feel and hope that he feels the same, but I don't feel comfortable with that bc I only came out to him as trans a year ago and so adamant about top surgery, so I worry that he's going to just be more confused? I don't want to be seen like a girl but I want him to have sex with me..

2 is to do nothing and keep enjoying this fantasy in private, even if I also feel bad about having these thoughts. They can be really intense tho so I kind of want to go a step further and maybe find a partner who lets me experiment with this attraction.

3 is trying to stop this interest. I heard that the most important part is to stop engaging with the thoughts and fantasies and not use masturbation when thinking about incest? About that I would need more advice though bc I'm not sure how to fight it back when the urge kicks in

I feel really stuck in this situation so I would be happy about any advice!

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Spoiler: Reddit starts verifying ages of users in the UK

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4ep1znk4zo

Reddit said that from 14 July, an outside firm called Persona will perform age verification for the social media platform either through an uploaded selfie or "a photo of your government ID", such as a passport.

It said Reddit will not have access to the photo and will only retain a user's verification status and date of birth so people do not have to re-enter it each time they try to access restricted content.

Reddit added that Persona "promises not to retain the picture for longer than seven days" and will not have access to a user's data on the site.

The new rules in the UK come into force on 25 July.

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[Sean Andalou]

I learned a new word this morning.

... consanguinamory ...

So that's what self righteous pro-incest people call it.

Ever notice? Troons pile on all forms of degeneracy, not just their defining one.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I don't want to be seen like a girl but I want him to have sex with me..

JFC. That's quite a loaded statement.

I really hope that's trolling but given how much bat shit insane sexual deviancy is out there, it's entirely plausible. And really nauseating.

What do you say to your young daughter who confesses to having sexual fantasies about you and proposes a "family with benefits" scenario?

 

[Necrosan]

What do you say to your young daughter who confesses to having sexual fantasies about you and proposes a "family with benefits" scenario?

Now this might strike some viewers as harsh but what he needs to do is call her a retard and mock the shit out of her.

Like with any other deviancy, the more you mock it and the more it's seen as a joke, the less people will want to be into it. No "this actually has a super-deep root" kind of shit, just treat it as her being dumb.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

JFC. That's quite a loaded statement.

I really hope that's trolling but given how much bat shit insane sexual deviancy is out there, it's entirely plausible. And really nauseating.

What do you say to your young daughter who confesses to having sexual fantasies about you and proposes a "family with benefits" scenario?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

What do you say to your young daughter who confesses to having sexual fantasies about you and proposes a "family with benefits" scenario?

 

[Sean Andalou]

What do you say to your young daughter who confesses to having sexual fantasies about you and proposes a "family with benefits" scenario?

At one time I would have said it's time for a psychiatrist, but who can trust psychiatrists these days?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Somebodies son

He's not even ugly, at all, and has a good voice. Pornography destroys men.

Emotions don’t exist in a vacuum; how you feel about things is a function of who you are deep down.

The user you replied to is a male.

 

[Intel Core Ultra 7 265k]

The memories I have growing up are not recommended for public consumption. But one time my brother had a female friend who got knocked up. Idk by a nigger or something they were crackheads and she dipped snuff, nasty bitch. Anyways, after the baby was born and like almost a year old that woman said something along the lines of "yeah when I was changing his diaper his peepee stood up and he ..... {basically implied she jacked off her baby son} just to see if it could happen!"
I hate that I know this has happened to one boy, has happened to many boys with mothers who hate men, will continue to happen, and might be witnessing the birth (eh not what I wanted to say) of the psyche of the people that do that kind of shit.

No one forced you to post this shit

 

[Sean Andalou]

They say that breaking up is hard to do ...


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My girlfriend and I just broke up and hour ago and I feel so miserable. I cried so fucking much and I have so many more tears to shed but I'm trying my best to hold them back, barely being able to do so

She made me feel loved and cared for, more than just about everyone I've been with in the past and it hurts so fucking much to lose her love. We weren't together all that long, but it still sucks

We both cried a lot and agreed we didn't want to lose contact, to even try to stay friends since we both still care about each other a lot, but I'd just need time and space

I just feel so tired of being alone, especially seeing everyone around me being happy and having a partner/partners. It's killing me and driving me mad. All I've ever wanted was to have someone special to me and to be special to them in turn, but it feels like I'm just not allowed to have that, at least not truly/long term and it fucking sucks

I don't know anymore, I feel so miserable and I'm sick of it

Lots of commiseration in comments.