Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
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AnOminous said:
I hope someone actually watches this because I'm not going to.
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I'm on it. Watching on replay. Late, ghey, and on a summer holiday but the written word can sometimes be helpful.

John Andrews Stan said:
@Melty Butter any idea what this is about?
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No clue. Judge Matty is the town flirt and Art has a hate boner. I wouldn't fret about it.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
Is does bother me when I see the winning streak Nick has been on lately. Quashing the very legitimate request for bodycam footage, using lawfare to harass Aaron, having lawsuits where he calls people pedophiles dropped and (potentially, next) seeing his disgusting friend's HROs get tossed out. I feel at least one of these things should not be going in his favour.
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It doesn't bother me at all. Good for Nick I say, I personally wouldn't want to live a day in his shoes but I'm an incel Scandinavian prude and a NERD so maybe I don't know what I'm missing.

All jokes aside, what has Nick won? He's tanked his rep both professionally and in his community. He doesn't even have that profession anymore, both as a successful streamer or lawyer. He's lost a house and is probably broke or as broke as a trust fund nepo baby can be. Mommy and Daddy Rekieta have had step in once again to clean up after him which I'm sure he seethes at everyday. Kayla's family seems to think he's a waste of space if his own crying is anything to go by. He's pickling his brain as we speak with fucking nitrous of all things.

The real damage has been done and he's yet to deal with the full fallout of his actions. All we're missing out on is further humiliating him. I suppose It's a good thing that Nick's life hasn't got to the murder suicide point yet, if not for him then at least his kids. Ultimately it's hard to truly care anymore about his loses and wins on account of the fact that he never learns from any of them. Don't get me wrong it's funny as fuck but don't let it bother you.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
According to Nick on last night's show, Aaron made a settlement offer, which Nick and Melton soundly refused.
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But
But
But

"Fuck you, we are going to trial?"
I thought Junkie was gonna get the HRO dismissed out the gate???? Oh wait...junkie also CLAIMED that Aaron had violated his HRO by filing this legal action? Sooooo, not so much?

YES PLEASE AARON go to trial with kayla, nick and melton. SPILL ALL THE BEANS and get those bodycams to show how THEIR RePUTATION was ruined BY THEIR OWN ACTS but they miss your long duck dong and they blame you. Include barneswalker post on how he feels about small town minnesota===he cannot understand their hillbilly speech.

CRowd-fund.

Hopefully Aaron has a bulldog attorney like TUrtleboys Attorney Bradl or Attorney Bederow.
 
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WEEKEND said:
All jokes aside, what has Nick won? He's tanked his rep both professionally and in his community. He doesn't even have that profession anymore, both as a successful streamer or lawyer.
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It used to be if he streamed and the only notable thing he did was fart there would be ten pages an hour. Now a major event occurs in one of his legal cases and he does a stream along with his rather famous lawyer and we have to beg for volunteers just for anyone even to bother watching it.

He's basically a nobody outside of cow-watching circles and even here he's well past his best-by date. You wonder whether to take a nibble or just throw it away.
 
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Nana_Feeder said:
@Potentially Criminal how much of a problem is Aaron's plea agreement when it comes to any civil case Kayla could bring? As a layman, it seems like even if he were called to testify in a civil case and talk about Kayla, the judge in the criminal court would have the discretion to say that isn't a violation of the terms of the plea agreement. Is he actually in danger of being in a no-win situation?
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Sean should really start billing anyone who @ him with how often people do it.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's basically a nobody outside of cow-watching circles and even here he's well past his best-by date. You wonder whether to take a nibble or just throw it away.
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This is why he should definitely be allowed to be a candidate for LOTY. One way or another, this year was the last time there will ever be this much interest. The peak is past but it was a hell of a peak and should be recorded in the annals of history.
 
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Vibralldo said:
I guess Nick was on the PAS holes' show to talk about how he's colluding with them to sabotage Aaron

Seems to me like great evidence for why the HRO should be kept

No one in the thread noticed because that would require caring about them
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Nana_Feeder said:
@Potentially Criminal how much of a problem is Aaron's plea agreement when it comes to any civil case Kayla could bring? As a layman, it seems like even if he were called to testify in a civil case and talk about Kayla, the judge in the criminal court would have the discretion to say that isn't a violation of the terms of the plea agreement. Is he actually in danger of being in a no-win situation?
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If he's forced to testify it can't be used against him like that especially if Kayla sues him.

Hopefully Aaron has a bulldog attorney like TUrtleboys Attorney Bradl or Attorney Bederow.
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You dont need to be a bomb thrower to take on Frank White. It wouldn't hurt, but its not necessary.
 
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Summary of Nick Rekieta's Randazza segment -

"Me and you, Randozer, we are the last men standing between the neo cons and your average American's constitutional rights being ripped away. If a guy wants to let his nine year old rip a couple of fat lines and then some bitch ass police officer has the audacity to explain to the guy "sir, your nine year old child tested positive for cocaine at a level that suggests regular use", in America you have every god given right to look that pig in the eyes and say "ok, and?". Me and you Randozer, me and you are the only ones left to protect that man. God bless America"
 
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