Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[kiwifarms net]

If he really was a GM at Blizzard, then I wonder what his handle was. People love to screencap their interactions with MMO staff, and this guy 100% fits the MO of a powertripping admin willing to lord his reasonings and judgements over the masses. Surely there's milk of this guy being a condescending little shitstain to innocent, paying WoW subscribers. We would just need to find out his handle, then dig up ancient screencaps from the appropriate archeological sites.

 

[TerribleUser09]

I see how it can blur the line between a lying piece of shit, and a lying piece of shit who can't stop lying on his own, and needs help.

To some extent narcissit isn't aware of his mental condition but imagine working for this guy who credits himself for literally every aspect of the game. This is discouraging and should have some cracks in team that would spill here and there some minor facts about working conditions at PirateSoftware. Unless everyone there is mentally maimed.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

To some extent narcissit isn't aware of his mental condition but imagine working for this guy who credits himself for literally every aspect of the game. This is discouraging and should have some cracks in team that would spill here and there some minor facts about working conditions at PirateSoftware. Unless everyone there is mentally maimed.

From what I can remember, the entire team of Heartbound consists of only three people. Mald, his pooner wife, and another pooner. Both of the women only work on the art and nothing else.

 

[Mettaur]

To some extent narcissit isn't aware of his mental condition but imagine working for this guy who credits himself for literally every aspect of the game. This is discouraging and should have some cracks in team that would spill here and there some minor facts about working conditions at PirateSoftware. Unless everyone there is mentally maimed.

If he was a true narcissist he would never entertain the prospect of being one. Even with overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He would never consider any part of his psyche being in some way disordered. To the narcissist the world just hasn't come around to realizing his genius yet.

 

[TerribleUser09]

From what I can remember, the entire team of Heartbound consists of only three people. Mald, his pooner wife, and another pooner. Both of the women only work on the art and nothing else.

So from nepo child he become nepo boss. Good for him.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Just a thought, I don't THINK which has been expressed before. Or if it has, ill voice it again

Jasons bs slandering SKG is all the more infuriating after the "disinformation" era. You know what im talking about, maybe 2016 or earlier, til very recently, where everything on twitter / facebook got removed, noted, shadowbanned, demonotized, trolled, and deplatformed : including shit which LATER TURNED OUT TO BE 100% TRUE.

yet jason is probably the one example I could think of which blatantly deserves ALL of that, even more than flat earthers (they are retarded but mostly harmless retards) and never got that treatment.

I mean I guess you could count twitter community notes, but I mean having a fat "STOP KILLING GAMES IS ABOUT CONSUMER RIGHTS AND IS NOT ASKING FOR ETERNAL SUPPORT OR MAKING ALL GAMES SINGLE PLAYER. READ MORE HERE" under his video FORCIBLY put there telling him hes full of shit, kinda like the covid era.

Maybe plenty of others subconciously already thought this and this is really why the hate train goes on and on for him. Seeing disinformation happen, seeing it sabotage a movement, and the person being so nasty and vile to someone not deserving it (ross) especially AFTER social media put in a huge effort to "curb misinformation" is infuriating. And he deserves ALL the hate he gets because of it

 

[Tartoratops]

Chat hopper is a dumb name for trolls that come from anywhere now.
But the amount of milk this guy pumps out daily is actually impressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx75EisxYqU

 

[canalCrab]

Chat hopper is a dumb name for trolls that come from anywhere now.
But the amount of milk this guy pumps out daily is actually impressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx75EisxYqU

It's like if chris chan did 5 hours of streams every day.

 

[cigint]

Chat hopper is a dumb name for trolls

"Chat hopper" sounds like an 80-year-old describing how being an influencer used to be in them good old days. 12- to 15-hour days driving herds of obstinate niggercattle from stream to stream for a paltry 50 bits per head.

 

[Slimpacks]

I can't update the game, too busy replying to every shitter on twitter
https://xcancel.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945359495343038699#m | archive
https://xcancel.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945288123342000380#m | archive
>The coding jesus video might be illegal

Spoiler: screenshots

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

So has he ever explained WHY heartbound needs to run on a fridge?

 

[woc_krava]

Wait....this nigger is on record saying his game wasn't inspired by undertale


That is an insane claim

Could someone please explain the appeal of Undertale to me?

I looked at a play through for heart bound and I'll say one thing: They did put some effort into the logo scene where the kid is hanging like it's crucified.

Besides that it's like Pokemon with dialogue, but without the battles. Also, it's a very alienating game. You wake up in a thunderstorm and your dog wants you to cook breakfast? I don't get it.

 

[Hit Squad]

Jesus Christ he has a fucking twitch command to list all of his embellished jobs

I watched him do it live. I literally did a double take at the screen as he 'coded' the command '!Linkedin' into his chat because so many people were questioning his job history.

You gotta know it's a fun and entertaining stream when your favourite eshitter points you in the direction of his linkedin page.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Could someone please explain the appeal of Undertale to me?

It's a fun game. I could say a lot about the characters or the writing or the metanarrative around rpgs and what it means to be human, but really, it's just fun.

 

[Hit Squad]

Yo, his drop off on both YouTube and Twitch is unreal. Even the bots are unsubscribing in disgust.

 

[potato sack]

Speaking of Discord, where's the guy that is infiltrated in his Discord? I love watching Jason mald and abuse his cult.

i got you my fat nigga fella. check out this full on meltdown maldy had over somes
it's visual storytelling so sit back and enjoy him going after his own community. i didn't capture every message, just those against him and some dickriding at the end for the lulz
we start with the catalyst

maldy's first sane fan tells him what we've been telling each other here since the wow incident

maldy comically misses the point, and of course does the first grandstand

the fan swerves back to it (idk why the leaft dissapeared, i think i deleted it accidentally when cleaning the timestamp, and cba to recheck)

another fan pipes in saying the same thing

maldy double down™

a third fan appears. says the same thing. mald is surrounded by wisdom at this point.

what do you think he's gonna do next?
a - understand that he's attacking his own community and chill, take a breath?
b - triple down and all the fan insane?

well what do you think?

sane man number 2 doubles down. a trait common with maldy fans too it seems

maldy misses the point for the third time and quadruples down

maldy talks about the tens of thousands of potential trolls apparently

return of sane man 2, tripling down (? i lost cont). at this point its only this nigger and magicscreenman countering maldy and the latter writes messages too long for me to be assed to print

maldy comically misses the point again. calls his counter a timer lmfao. quintuples down

a fan dickrides, as a treat. maldy says something that makes me audibly laugh

finally, maldy shuts down the conversation by sextupling down and calling his fans dumb

el fin

this was an entire crate of milk. there's crashouts happening in real time in other channels. here's an example from the heartbound one

"by the time the game is done my son will be in college"

if anyone has any hope of this cow recovering i think its safe to say he'll be a one til the end of time, and either troon or rope

 

[cigint]

So has he ever explained WHY heartbound needs to run on a fridge?

Because

1. M = { x86, arm, ... }
2. f(calculator, Doom) = impressive,
3. Doom, Heartbound ∈ Games,
4. calculator ∉ M,
5. smart fridge ∉ M,
therefore it follows that f(smart fridge, Heartbound) = impressive
QED

mistaken conjecture is 5

 

[bremer]

So has he ever explained WHY heartbound needs to run on a fridge?

Doom runs on everything meme->Hearthbound runs on a smart fridge. Jason has low ambitions

 

[itogi]

So has he ever explained WHY heartbound needs to run on a fridge?

It's Mald's insane performance benchmark: if his shitty game "runs" on the fridge, then his code is optimized and needs no improvements.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

What a bizzare benchmark of quality
its just android phone, that thing can play fortnite or cod
of course it has enough power to chew through you shitty rpg maker ass style game. its irrelevant how shit its build.
no wonder this retard never got a raise in his 7 years in blizzard