Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hit Squad]

 

[Max Free]

I think his point was that his magic number array anti-pattern made it possible to run on the fridge, as if somehow using any other better practices or data structure isn't O(1). He makes it sound like only because of his 1337 coding skills could his game run on a smart fridge.

He's probably just using another grifter trick by trying to have his own "DOOM runs on a printer"-moment without explicitly spelling it out to impress easily impressionable people into thinking he's the next John Carmack or something.

 

[BigPeanut]

Stopped by his stream right now just to check. It's so sombre dude. The joy has left him. I can just feel the smoldering seethe.

Look at it from his POV for a moment. You go through your entire life with a god complex and dreams of being seen as a master coder assassin, and finally at the age of like 40 you achieve this status, the whole online world loves you, thinks you don’t have a faggy nerd voice irl, thinks you’re a master hacker and coder, thinks you were some too fucking big top dog at blizzard, you’re the ultimate cool nice guy who’s rape of ferrets is actually seen as rescuing them….

Then within the span of under a single year of this, it all implodes, everyone knows the truth about you, the lies you’ve been telling since like 2003 on second life and untill this day are totally exposed, everyone knows you use a voice changer, at blizzard you were just a QA fag and even only that because you’re a nepo baby, AND WORST OF ALL YOU ARE A FERRET FUCKER WHO LARPS AS A FERRET NAMED MALDAVIUS FIGTREE AND YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE AND POONER GF TO HAVE GAY SEX IRL WITH LITTLE CHINESE BOYS AFTER YOU HAVE E-SEX WHERE YOU PRETEND TO BE A FERRET GETTING YOUR COCK SUCKED BY FUCKING DOOOOOOOG AND THE WHOLE WORLD HAS THE RECEIPTS.

 

[big pauper]

I think his point was that his magic number array anti-pattern made it possible to run on the fridge, as if somehow using any other better practices or data structure isn't O(1). He makes it sound like only because of his 1337 coding skills could his game run on a smart fridge.

i mean it's a fridge running android what type of better practices or data structures are there even? we're not talking about trying to fit something into a limited amount of space or getting clever within limitations here it's something that already has a fully integrated software stack for running modern computer applications

 

[Panzerfrau]

Just to add more information, yes, the Smart Fridge runs Android, you can see at the start of the Fridge video that the guy makes an APK and tries to run it on a Smartphone.

Sorry for being pedantic, but it actually runs Tizen, Linux-based OS, widely used in Samsung Smart TV, watches and various home appliances. It's potato potato really and your point still stands of course, as it's something GM supports.
And hey, Samsung also makes smart washing machines, maybe on its tiny screen it would be harder to see how ugly his game is.

 

[Slav Power]

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Jason fucking wishes he was Moss. Moss actually knew his shit. He'd be more like Jen: compulsive liar, lied to get the job, can't do shit at it, has to be constantly tard wrangled by Moss and Roy.

 

[clickbait]

Jason fucking wishes he was Moss. Moss actually knew his shit. He'd be more like Jen: compulsive liar, lied to get the job, can't do shit at it, has to be constantly tard wrangled by Moss and Roy.

Jason is the kind of a person that'll believe internet lives inside of a box if he didn't have basic minimal understanding of things.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Jason fucking wishes he was Moss. Moss actually knew his shit. He'd be more like Jen: compulsive liar, lied to get the job, can't do shit at it, has to be constantly tard wrangled by Moss and Roy.

This is how Mald learned his h4x0r skillz during his time at Blizzard:

He beleved it too. Stange how he missed the laugh track though. Probably because he's retarded. Not nearly as endearing as Jen though.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

I won't be surprised if by September/October, he just completely gives up and ignores everything Heartbound related and gaslights everyone* about it.

*Everyone being all his furfaggot followers.

I really want to say he's given up, but he's financially ruined if he loses it here. Ferret Dachau, gone. House, gone. Everything, gone. I'm optimistic he loses it all and he is financially ruined forever, but those fucking furfaggot followers he has just will not see through the lies.

I don't think he's going to give up on it. Based on his actions he's clearly not worried about how his delays make him look. The longer he keeps this going, the longer he can make game and merch sales, for zero overhead.

He's probably just using another grifter trick by trying to have his own "DOOM runs on a printer"-moment without explicitly spelling it out to impress easily impressionable people into thinking he's the next John Carmack or something.

I believe you're right.

Mald said "that framework code that i wrote 8 years ago"..."that framework runs on a smart-fridge". He isn't saying "GMS is performant enough to run on a smart-fridge".

If James were a normal person, perhaps someone could give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he worded what he said poorly, which does happen from time to time even with him, but we know better, because we know who he is. When his talking points center around his capabilities, the wording he chooses is always carefully structured and always rehearsed.

 

[GoharMaria]

People are missing the forest for the trees here, i think it matters little if its faked or not because even if its real it just doesnt really means anything. Congrats, a fridge's tablet runs a title screen and the first screen of a game that has been indev for 10 years with no end in sight, and no real quality either regardless!

More like, "Congratulations, a fridge runs a game no one wants to play"

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

it is embarrassing and painfully cringe how bad this guy wants to be toby fox.

the difference between toby fox and piratesoftware is that, if I remember correctly, toby fox stayed relatively anonymous, let his game do all the talking, didn't try to push himself on everyone and didn't pretend to be le epic elite mega blizzord hackerman.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

can u maybe link it? I dont find it, just got heartbound and OST
Ok got it. This demo is not available in my country anymore
Link

It's those stupid German regulations, didn't know Steam decided to apply them to demos and full games separately: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/steamworks/announcements/detail/4183351393029705363

I don't blame Jason for not noticing his demo is no longer available in Germany, it's a legal mess made even worse by Valve's implementation.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

the difference between toby fox and piratesoftware is that, if I remember correctly, toby fox stayed relatively anonymous, let his game do all the talking, didn't try to push himself on everyone and didn't pretend to be le epic elite mega blizzord hackerman.

That's part of it. I was more talking about what they end up producing. The actual content.

All the fag degenerate shit aside in Toby's games, the games are good. The stories are good.

This fag is just ripping the whole under-the-hood coding treat Toby put in undertale and deltarune.

Alternate routes? Check
Hidden things in code? Check
Earthbound ripoff? Check
"Clever" dialogue and esoteric writing? Check (Toby's is actually good, this faggot is just trying a poor imitation)

 

[Fields Of Rye]

How much has he actually talked about hacking nuclear power plants? Because like, NPP are required to be industry standard, if their controllers come with onboard accessible software then it’s simpler than cutting the brakes. Stuxnet was just flicking the power to centrifuges. The word hack is incredibly generous for anything but the most sophisticated attacks. PLCs don’t have net runners protecting them or anything. Safety class controllers are support class controllers at 5x the price, they don’t come with Johnny Silverhand living inside of them.

What are the odds that it was just a glorified network security test? Has he ever spoken about having clearance or getting clearance? Ever?

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

What are the odds that it was just a glorified network security test? Has he ever spoken about having clearance or getting clearance? Ever?

According to previous digging, Eagle Research did do government contracts for sites that handled nuclear. However, with mald's experience and lack of skillset, he probably did mundane tasks.

The lack of talking about it (brought up by someone else, don't remember who) may suggest that he could be under an NDA, which would be a legit reason for lack of details about that previous job, and can only give us just that really vauge description.

I would still love for him to prove us that he has these "hacking skills" he boldly claims he has.

edit: grammar

 

[my penis is on fire]

What are the odds that it was just a glorified network security test?

Not even that, odds are his job was just walking around the building testing the locks

 

[Fields Of Rye]

According to previous digging, Eagle Research did do government contracts for sites that handled nuclear. However, with mald's experience and lack of skillset, he probably did mundane tasks.

The lack of talking about (brought up by someone else, don't remember who) said that he could be under an NDA, which would be a legit reason for lack of details about that previous job, and can only give us just that really vauge description.

I would still love for him to prove us that he has these "hacking skills" he boldly claims he has.

You can’t be NDA-d for your clearance though. There’s no hard rules against discussing it either.

I’ll look into eagle research, perhaps my particular brand of autism will come in handy

 

[hand holding faggot]

Jason doing what he loves the most

 

[Vic Macedonia]

I would like to point out Jason has what we in Academia call, "Nigger Brain", have you noticed Jasons forehead is so inclined it looks like a water slide? This is a textbook case of nigger brain.

What following Mald drama causes a Yakubian devil to resort to.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

People are missing the forest for the trees here, i think it matters little if its faked or not because even if its real it just doesnt really means anything. Congrats, a fridge's tablet runs a title screen and the first screen of a game that has been indev for 10 years with no end in sight, and no real quality either regardless!

Literally this. The problematic code we’ve seen so far would only cause performance issues when it is in use. The title screen and first room did not contain the Sprite Lighting Threadnuke.
You could probably get the oblivion remaster title screen running on a fridge.